1 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:26,594 Well, we've come a long way, Walt. 2 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:28,279 Here at the end of round one... 3 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:30,630 ...I'm gonna recommend cautious optimism. 4 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:33,840 We'll check back in two months, see how you've responded... 5 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:36,759 ...reassess and decide our next move, if any. 6 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:39,599 That's right around the time the baby's due, correct? 7 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:42,508 Yeah. 8 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:44,551 Well, try to think of this as good timing. 9 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:47,194 You'll start feeling better soon, more like yourself. 10 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:49,197 And your hair should start to come back. 11 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:53,718 Kind of gotten used to the old cue-ball look. 12 00:02:53,920 --> 00:02:58,072 -I prefer to think of it as streamlined. -Right. Aerodynamic. 13 00:02:58,280 --> 00:03:02,478 So no more confusion? 14 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:06,992 -No more--? -No. No. Absolutely none. 15 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:09,519 How are you two holding up? 16 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:12,675 Fine. 17 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:15,872 I mean, you know, we're busy... 18 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:18,640 ...but we're good. Absolutely. 19 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:21,519 It's all good. 20 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:29,153 So we're not going through an insurer. Is that correct? 21 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:31,157 Yes. Direct bill. 22 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:33,715 Just need to print it out for you. 23 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:00,598 Thank you. 24 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:12,270 I thought we had discussed a cash discount. 25 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:14,994 Absolutely. It's included. 26 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:17,872 Just a reminder. 27 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:21,675 We do have a payment plan available, should you be interested. 28 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:24,075 Oh, yeah. 29 00:04:24,280 --> 00:04:25,713 Okay. 30 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:29,553 Congratulations. 31 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:32,438 Thank you. 32 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:46,638 Okay, well, then what about the MRl? 33 00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:48,796 Can you--? Can you please explain to me... 34 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:53,039 ...the distinction between diagnostic and exploratory? 35 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:59,152 Yeah, but either way, his doctor ordered it. 36 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:03,792 Okay, you know, it should be covered. 37 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:06,670 You bet I will. Yeah, in triplicate. 38 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:11,158 Okay. Well, I'm sorry you couldn't be of more help too. 39 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:13,271 Yeah. Okay. 40 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:15,959 Bitch. 41 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:17,759 Hi. 42 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:22,198 Been around someone who smokes? 43 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:23,594 No. 44 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:25,711 The hospital bill came. 45 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:27,797 -That was fast. -Yeah. 46 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:31,913 Three-day stay, 13,000 and counting. 47 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:42,436 Is this something that Gretchen and Elliott might cover? 48 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:45,239 I mean... 49 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:49,399 ...I know it's strictly your domain, but.... 50 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:51,591 They will. I'm sure they will. 51 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:53,358 I'll handle it. 52 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:45,396 Oh, God. 53 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:28,631 Bring me up to speed on Tuco Salamanca. 54 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:29,829 -Dead. -Still? 55 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:32,156 -Completely. -Okay, then. 56 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:34,794 -Well, thanks for stopping by. -Okay. 57 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:39,757 So things are quiet, you know. Not a lot of crystal on the streets now. 58 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:42,190 -Good. -Of course, that's not gonna last. 59 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:45,233 Wait to see who rallies the roaches now that turf's up for grabs. 60 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:46,793 No takers so far? 61 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:50,197 Well, we keep hearing a name. Heisenberg. 62 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:52,709 Lately pretty much every dime-bagger we come across. 63 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:55,115 -Heisenberg? -Yeah, I know. 64 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:57,880 Maybe it's a tweaker urban legend. 65 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:02,039 Still, somebody somewhere is cooking that big blue we keep finding. 66 00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:04,595 Anyway, we'll stay on it. 67 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:08,994 Know why sharks are at the top of the food chain, Hank? 68 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:15,312 Because they have three sets of teeth and will take a bite out of anything? 69 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:17,909 Some of those suckers travel thousands of miles... 70 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:20,111 ...in pursuit of their prey. 71 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:22,197 Yeah, I think I heard that. 72 00:09:23,680 --> 00:09:26,194 You, my friend, are a great white. 73 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:29,192 How does Albuquerque liaison... 74 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:32,597 ...Tri-State Border lnterdiction Task Force sound? 75 00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:34,839 Like one hell of a promotion. 76 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:38,555 As of the 1st, I want you to split your time between here and El Paso. 77 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:41,069 Thank you, sir. Thank you. 78 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:43,238 What you gonna do without me, Gomey? 79 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:46,876 Celebrate. I won't have to look at your ugly mug six days a week. 80 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:49,753 Hey, buddy, I am the brains and the brawn. 81 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:52,269 -I'm the whole package. -I'm glad I didn't just eat. 82 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:54,835 I'm surprised your head still fits through the door. 83 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:57,600 -You wanna grab lunch? -Hell, yeah. Because you're buying. 84 00:09:57,800 --> 00:10:00,439 Done. I'll meet you morons downstairs. 85 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:02,517 Try not to get lost on the way. 86 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:04,631 Schrader. 87 00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:05,909 Yeah. Hey, Ricky. 88 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:08,634 How you doing? Yeah, I'm stoked too. 89 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:10,432 Yeah, El Paso. 90 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:13,834 Here's the man. 91 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:18,829 -Hey, congratulations, Hank. -Thanks. 92 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:21,153 Gets two in the sand, two in the forest, you know? 93 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:24,511 And then he says, "Give me a four," you know? 94 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:26,278 Hey. Hey. 95 00:11:57,320 --> 00:12:00,630 -Hey. -Got some nerve coming back here. 96 00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:02,671 Or you're even dumber than I thought. 97 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:04,916 Yeah, well, maybe both. 98 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:15,638 Balance for the tow, the repairs... 99 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:20,436 ...and extra for damages and stuff, the gate... 100 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:23,313 ...the toilet. 101 00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:26,716 Look, like I said... 102 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:29,673 ...my word is my bond. 103 00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:46,474 What would you charge me to store this here? 104 00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:49,478 -A million-five. -Come on, yo. 105 00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:51,796 -Your sister. -Dog, I'm serious, all right? 106 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:56,437 I got storage needs. And I got scratch up front. 107 00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:58,949 We could, you know, negotiate. 108 00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:05,189 Five hundred. 109 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:06,628 -A month? -A week. 110 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:10,439 For real? 111 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:12,198 -See you. -Wait, wait, wait. 112 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,516 Just hold on. Just chill. 113 00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:19,033 Okay. Sounds good. Totally doable. 114 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:21,231 -Outside. -lnside. 115 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:22,998 -Forget it. -Man, come on. 116 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:26,113 Your fence is too easy to climb. 117 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:28,754 Inside, padlocked, plus gate privileges. 118 00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:32,748 -Come again? -Gate, in and out, privileges. 119 00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:37,469 Month to month. Cash up front. Inside. 120 00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:40,114 And I don't know you. I don't know jack. 121 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,548 Yeah. 122 00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:55,590 You selling? 123 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:57,631 I'll let you take it for nine Gs. 124 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:07,117 What about that one? 125 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:12,359 Serious? 126 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:35,714 It's Jane, right? 127 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:39,230 Well, Jane, I gotta say, this place is awesome. 128 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:43,274 -Really? Does it inspire awe? -No. I mean, you know, it's great. 129 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:45,789 Just what I've been looking for. That's what I meant. 130 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,753 I had an entire house before, detached and all... 131 00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:53,112 ...but I was just tired of the lawn care, upkeep and whatnot. You know? 132 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:56,198 Well, the blinds are new. Everything's been painted. 133 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:58,989 Jesus. 134 00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:03,435 Utilities are included. 135 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:05,358 Stacking. Sweet. 136 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:08,154 -You got cable? -Already wired. Just call to activate. 137 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:09,918 High speed, whatever. 138 00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:12,680 Bathroom, cool tile. 139 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:14,632 Bedroom. 140 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:15,909 Nice. 141 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:19,157 I'm a fan of the hardwood. 142 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:23,437 -So you're interested? -Definitely. Definitely, yeah. 143 00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:25,517 And you're good with NP, NS? 144 00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:29,115 Sorry. What? 145 00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:32,357 In the ad? No smoking, no pets. You wanna smoke, you do it outside. 146 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:35,358 No. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no. It's cool. No worries. 147 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:39,473 All right, the usual drill. I'll need a W-2 or recent pay stub, current employer... 148 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:42,148 ...former address, you know, the yadda yadda. 149 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:45,875 And if it's all copacetic, I'll call. 150 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:49,553 Yeah. Look... 151 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:51,159 ...the thing is... 152 00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:52,918 ...I can.... 153 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,519 Unbelievable. 154 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:58,190 -I'm just currently between situations. -Then I'm currently not renting. 155 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:01,870 Look, look, I got the money and I'm totally good for it for, like, ever. 156 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:05,390 Come on, yo, can you please, please just help a brother out? 157 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:08,068 Yo, my dad's not really a make-exceptions kind of guy. 158 00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:10,350 -Trust me. -Your dad? 159 00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:13,233 Owns the place. I manage it. 160 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,556 Pen on paper. That's what I need. 161 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:17,398 Or go run your game somewhere else. 162 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:19,716 Dude, I got nowhere else to go. This is it. 163 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:22,195 And I got no game, all right? 164 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:24,914 I just need a chance. 165 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:31,276 Look, my folks, they kicked me out. 166 00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:34,313 I'm a disappointment, apparently. 167 00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:37,273 Didn't meet their expectations again. 168 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:40,153 So you know, now I'm persona non gratis or whatever. 169 00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:44,319 But you know what? I'm a good person and I work hard. 170 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:46,829 I will pay you every month and I will pay you on time. 171 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:49,873 I will not mess this up, okay? I swear. 172 00:16:58,560 --> 00:16:59,629 Rent just went up. 173 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,515 A hundred more a month. That's the cash price. 174 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:04,199 Yes. 175 00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:06,353 Okay. Yes. 176 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:09,154 Hey, you rock. Thank you. Thank you. You won't regret this. 177 00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:11,954 And in addition to first and last, I want two more months. 178 00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:14,515 DBAA fee, non-refundable. 179 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:19,077 Yeah, of course. No problem. DBAA. Obviously, yeah. 180 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:24,748 All right. So, what's DBAA? 181 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:27,190 -Don't be an asshole. -Gotcha. 182 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:29,834 -I live next door. -Really? 183 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:33,237 Don't think for one second you have squatter's rights, because you don't. 184 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:34,919 If you blow this, I want you gone. 185 00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:38,078 I know guys that'll have your skinny ass out back by the Dumpster... 186 00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:39,599 ...faster than you can blink. 187 00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:43,951 I'll fill it in. Just sign your name. 188 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:45,388 Which is what, by the way? 189 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,795 It's Jesse. 190 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:51,635 Jesse Jackson. 191 00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:53,715 Seriously? 192 00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:56,475 What? 193 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:45,988 -What are you doing? -Beating off. What's it look like? 194 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:49,510 That is in fact exactly what it looks like to me. 195 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:52,678 Brewing is an art form, Marie. I think you'd appreciate that by now. 196 00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:55,758 Christmas, batch of '06? Come on. 197 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,030 So let me get this straight. 198 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:02,631 You call in sick the day after receiving a long-awaited... 199 00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:05,070 ...career-boosting promotion... 200 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:09,398 ...so you can play Oktoberfest in your man cave? 201 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:11,878 I don't get it. Really, I don't. 202 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:13,957 Babe, relax. 203 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:17,360 -Please, don't tell me to relax. -Sorry, I forgot. 204 00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:19,471 -You know I hate that. -Right. 205 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,352 Dave said I should express that. 206 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:24,154 All I'm saying is everything's fine. 207 00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:26,599 I can take a day. 208 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:28,438 No big deal. 209 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:34,397 Now get that sweet ass out of here so I can concentrate. 210 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:19,478 Okay, so, what's the plan? 211 00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:21,875 The plan is we cook. 212 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:26,312 Why are we cooking when we can't even move what we cook? 213 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:38,388 Well, how much do you think you can sell on your own? 214 00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:41,194 Say if I cook during the days and you work the nights. 215 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,118 -Dude. -What? 216 00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:46,035 Prior to Tuco, that was your plan, wasn't it? 217 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:49,516 I understand it'll be a fraction of what we brought in before... 218 00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:52,792 -...but still, what choice do we have? -First of all, there's no we. 219 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:56,913 Okay? You're talking me, solo, busting hump slinging shards. 220 00:21:57,120 --> 00:21:58,269 I got profile now. 221 00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:01,552 Don't you get that? DEA's up my ass. 222 00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:04,991 No, I'm not exposing myself to that level of risk for chump change. 223 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,634 -No way. -Then what do you suggest? 224 00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:12,516 I don't think either of us are eager to jump into bed with another Tuco. 225 00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:19,634 I got bills, man. 226 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:21,068 You've got bills? 227 00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:23,032 Rent, yo. Responsibilities. 228 00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:24,958 I've already lost more than I've made... 229 00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:27,720 ...and I am tired of dicking around out here. 230 00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:30,832 You wanna know how much I've got left? 231 00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:33,031 After completing my first round of treatment... 232 00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:36,596 ...and financing the world's most expensive alibi? 233 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:38,677 Zero. Zip. Nothing. 234 00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:41,838 I've got nothing to show for all of this. Nothing for my family... 235 00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:45,316 ...which, as you might remember, was the whole damn point. 236 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:52,515 But seeing as throwing in the towel is not an option... 237 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:55,632 ...that leaves us with a total of two choices. 238 00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:58,752 We go into business with yet another homicidal lunatic... 239 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:00,916 ...or you and I start-- 240 00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:04,715 You selling whatever you can. 241 00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:09,511 There's a third way. 242 00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:12,758 And what would that be? 243 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:17,472 We got to be Tuco. 244 00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:19,955 All right? Cut out the middleman. Run our own game. 245 00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:23,835 So you're going to what? 246 00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:26,110 Snort meth off a bowie knife? 247 00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:29,232 You gonna beat your homeys to death when they "dis" you? 248 00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:33,797 Look, I know some guys. All right? I can create a network. 249 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:37,709 Look, we control production and distribution. 250 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:40,992 That way, we stay off the front lines while moving some serious glass. 251 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:44,112 I mean, the point here is to make money, right? 252 00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:45,548 Sky-high stacks. 253 00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:49,238 -No. -No? That's not the point? 254 00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:51,908 No, I am not willing to do that. 255 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,631 Who said anything about you? 256 00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:59,591 I don't vote for this plan. 257 00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:03,793 I'm not comfortable bringing in unknown entities into our operation. 258 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,434 Yeah? Well, you don't get to vote. 259 00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:10,996 I beg your pardon? 260 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:14,829 -This is a partnership, remember? -I rem-- Oh, I remember. 261 00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:17,076 Yeah, you cook, I sell. 262 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:20,431 That was the division of labour when we started all this. 263 00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:22,710 And that's exactly how we should have kept it. 264 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:25,639 Because I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk... 265 00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:27,956 ...or on my knees with a gun to my head... 266 00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:30,993 ...before your greedy old ass came along. All right? 267 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:40,917 All right, I will admit to a bit of a learning curve. 268 00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:43,908 And perhaps I was overly ambitious. 269 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:47,029 In any case, it's not gonna happen that way anymore. 270 00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:48,832 Yeah, damn straight. 271 00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:50,951 Know why? 272 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:53,833 Because we do things my way this time... 273 00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:55,792 ...or I walk. 274 00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:03,312 You need me more than I need you, Walt. 275 00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:26,039 Yo, enter my casa. Yo, Skinny Pete. What's up, brother? 276 00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:27,195 What up with it, yo? 277 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:30,517 Hey, Combo. Good to see you. Welcome to my humble abode. 278 00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:33,359 Good deal, mover. Good deal. 279 00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:38,359 -Yo, Badge, hey. -Cool crib, man. 280 00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:40,118 Hey, it echoes. 281 00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:41,878 Hello. 282 00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:43,957 Hello. Hello, hello, hello. 283 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:45,798 Let me give you the virtual tour, okay? 284 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,434 So plasma is gonna go right here. 285 00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:50,596 Probably like 50-inch, you know, wall-mounted. 286 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,916 Plasma rocks it over LCD, yo. 287 00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:54,712 No. They burn in, yo. 288 00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:57,912 But the picture's, like, way sharper. Blacks are deeper too. 289 00:25:58,120 --> 00:26:00,588 They got 3-D coming out, like, any day now. 290 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:02,392 That's what I'm waiting for. 291 00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:04,716 -Porn, coz. You know? -Jesus. 292 00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:07,309 Like 3-D tatas, like right in your face. 293 00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:10,273 Yeah. So, I'm gonna get a couple of those zero-gravity chairs... 294 00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:13,199 ...for, like, right here, for your ultimate viewing comfort. 295 00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:14,469 Those are buck. 296 00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:17,558 It's gonna be pretty much sparse. Very Asiany, modern stuff. 297 00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:19,796 -Feng shui, yo. I can dig it. -Yeah. 298 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,116 I'm thinking, you know, just a bunch of candles... 299 00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:24,629 ...maybe one of those little fountain jobs right here. 300 00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:26,558 -It's gonna be chill. -The ladies... 301 00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:30,355 ...they cream up real nice for, like, candles and shit. 302 00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:33,549 You are going to score, big time. 303 00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:38,037 All right, so how about we get, you know, down to it? 304 00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:41,232 There's some refreshments over here if you wanna partake. 305 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:44,910 You got any other refreshments? 306 00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:47,873 -I could kick it. It's been a while. -Yes, yes. 307 00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:50,389 I could totally go for a loving spoonful. 308 00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:52,750 No, no, no. No bomb, no beer, no weed. All right? 309 00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:56,430 You smoke it up on your own time. We're talking business here. 310 00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:59,151 Okay? So listen up. 311 00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:02,875 This is how it goes. I front each of you an ounce. 312 00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:06,834 You sell it for 2,500. I keep the two, you keep the five. 313 00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:09,679 No cutting it. You sell it as is, all right? 314 00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:12,235 Twenty-five hundred an ounce? 315 00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:13,873 That's kind of hopeful, bro. 316 00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:17,390 -Yeah, Jesse, street's maybe 17, 18. -Seventeen. 317 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:21,149 Okay, A, this is the best shiz ever. 318 00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:24,636 All right? Everybody and their mother's gonna want a taste. And second... 319 00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:26,831 ...who else is selling right now, huh? 320 00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:29,952 -It's dry out there, that's for sure. -Church. 321 00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:33,277 So you point it how you want, okay? Quarter, half, teener, whatever. 322 00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:36,517 But I make what I make. Two large. No exceptions. 323 00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:38,836 Short me, you're out. 324 00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:40,553 Cut it, you're out. 325 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:42,318 Period. 326 00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:46,274 This is a big opportunity I am giving you. 327 00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:47,959 Understand? 328 00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:50,674 Badger, what is this? 329 00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:54,313 A big opportunity. 330 00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:57,830 Exactly. All right? This is the ground floor. 331 00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:01,396 Gentlemen, how far you go is up to you. 332 00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:02,999 So bring out the product, yo. 333 00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:05,839 No, no, no. Not here, all right? Not ever. 334 00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:09,828 Blind drop. I will let you know when and where. 335 00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:15,438 All right? So you'll be hearing from me. 336 00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:17,358 Now, I got mad volume. 337 00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:21,075 So you move it quick, you move it right... 338 00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:24,272 ...there is always more. 339 00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:28,797 Okay, DBAA, mofos. All right? 340 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,116 Apply yourselves. 341 00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:32,355 Hell, yeah. 342 00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:34,477 Hell, yeah. 343 00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:06,549 Hey, there's the big guy. 344 00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:08,910 -Congratulations, Uncle Hank. -Hey, Hank. 345 00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:10,235 It's an armpit. 346 00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:12,112 It's not an armpit. 347 00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:13,878 Oh, excuse me. 348 00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:16,514 You're right. It's the Paris of the Southwest. 349 00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:18,995 Please, it's Texas, for God's sake. 350 00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:22,431 Right on the border of lawless Mexican hell. 351 00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:24,631 Human heads, they leave. 352 00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:28,753 The cartels, they litter the place with human heads. 353 00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:31,235 Yeah, well, pretty sure that's why I'm going there. 354 00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:35,874 It's like a calling card or a shoutout or something. 355 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:38,833 Now, D.C., on the other hand, I could get behind. 356 00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:41,554 You just do your time like a good boy... 357 00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:44,593 ...and I could see us in a cute little condo in Georgetown... 358 00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:46,472 ...in a couple of years. 359 00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:05,908 I went online to this fantastic... 360 00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:08,918 ...real estate website for D.C. 361 00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:13,716 There's just so much, I don't know, culture there. 362 00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:15,876 I was talking to Melinda, Hank's boss's wife. 363 00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:18,992 I told you about the one with helmet hair and permanent lip liner. 364 00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:21,316 Anyway, she was saying that when they were there-- 365 00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:28,393 Apologise. 366 00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:31,999 What? 367 00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:38,389 I will not listen to one more word until you apologise. 368 00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:43,959 -For? -You know perfectly well, Marie. 369 00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:47,038 -Well, obviously I don't-- -Your lies. 370 00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:48,753 To me. 371 00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:52,156 The shoplifting. 372 00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:53,873 All of it. 373 00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:58,358 Did you really think it was all just neatly gonna go away? 374 00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:01,518 Well, if you hadn't tried to return it-- 375 00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:03,473 Apologise. 376 00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:08,756 Now or never. I mean it. 377 00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:11,315 Or it'll never be the same. 378 00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:16,869 Why are you punishing me? 379 00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:23,870 If you don't respect me enough to apologise, to tell me the truth, then-- 380 00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:34,357 I need my sister back. 381 00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:49,398 I'm sorry. 382 00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:54,512 I'm sorry. 383 00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:08,111 -What, do you want the gory details? -Yeah. Oh, yeah. 384 00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:10,038 No, you don't. 385 00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:12,037 Keep you up at night. 386 00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:17,670 So was it scary? 387 00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:20,314 Hell, yeah, it was freaking scary, you little punk. 388 00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:21,509 Jesus. 389 00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:24,473 But you were way faster than him. 390 00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:26,958 Well, I'm here, aren't l? 391 00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:29,751 Yeah. Hell, yeah. 392 00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:31,234 Kick ass and take names. 393 00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:34,113 -Son. -No, it's fine. 394 00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:37,037 You know what it is? 395 00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:40,755 A cockroach comes out from under a fridge, what do you do? 396 00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:42,791 I mean, you don't think about it. 397 00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,550 You stomp them down. 398 00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:48,593 Where do they come from? 399 00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:52,508 Criminals, like the one you.... 400 00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:56,269 I mean, what do you think it is that makes them who they are? 401 00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:00,753 Buddy, you might as well be asking me about the roaches. 402 00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:05,951 All I know is there's a whole world of them out there. 403 00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:11,319 Man, I gotta piss like a racehorse. 404 00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:19,755 Cops. 405 00:35:20,240 --> 00:35:21,958 Cops! 406 00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:19,556 Wasn't sure it was you. 407 00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:21,714 New car? 408 00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:25,549 Yeah, keeping things on the DL. 409 00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:28,752 I'm guessing this one doesn't bounce. 410 00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:37,511 Your half. 411 00:36:37,720 --> 00:36:40,075 Fifteen K. That's what I'm talking about. 412 00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:45,119 You're welcome. 413 00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:46,309 Jesus. 414 00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:50,796 Help me understand the math, okay? 415 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,797 I gave you 1 pound, correct? 416 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,798 You and I split $2,000 per ounce. 417 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,718 $1,000 each. 418 00:36:57,920 --> 00:36:59,751 One pound, that's 16 ounces. 419 00:36:59,960 --> 00:37:04,590 Sixteen ounces should net to me $16,000. 420 00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:07,633 Sixteen. Not 15. 421 00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:10,519 Something came up. 422 00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:13,234 Something came up? 423 00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:16,398 One of my guys got held up by a couple junkies. 424 00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:20,991 Lost an ounce. But it's cool, okay? Skinny Pete's cool. 425 00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:25,553 So you're saying that your guy got robbed-- 426 00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:30,880 Or rather you got robbed. --but it doesn't matter. 427 00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:34,433 Dude, it's called breakage, okay? 428 00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:36,278 Like Kmart. Shit breaks. 429 00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:38,357 And you're thinking this is acceptable? 430 00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:41,518 It's the cost of business, yo. 431 00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:43,119 You're sweating me over a grand? 432 00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:47,552 Hey, look, I'm just the chemist here. I'm not the street guy, yo. 433 00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:49,910 But it seems to me that what you call breakage... 434 00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:53,078 ...is just you making a fool of yourself. 435 00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:55,996 I've got another technical term for you. 436 00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:58,830 Non-sustainable business model. 437 00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:01,190 You're focusing on the negative. 438 00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:04,836 Six grand a day we're making. What's your problem? 439 00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:07,751 What happens when word gets out... 440 00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:11,236 ...and it's open season on these clowns you've hired? 441 00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:14,238 Once everyone knows that Jesse Pinkman... 442 00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:18,353 ...drug lord, can be robbed with impunity. 443 00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:19,788 Man, come on. 444 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:23,310 You think Tuco had breakage? 445 00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:26,032 I guess it's true, he did. 446 00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:27,309 He broke bones. 447 00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:31,317 He broke the skull of anybody who tried to rip him off. 448 00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:33,909 You want another grand? Is that it? 449 00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:36,270 -That's not my point. -Take it. Here. 450 00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:42,758 Look, you got 15,000 you didn't have yesterday. 451 00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:45,030 Hey, we're making bank. Shit happens. 452 00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:47,754 My guys get what they're up against and they're careful. 453 00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:49,234 So am l. 454 00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:52,034 And you're all tucked in at night with your precious family. 455 00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:54,993 So why don't you just stop being such a freak about everything? 456 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:57,953 You've made the division of labour very clear. 457 00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:02,636 Yo, I mean, seriously... 458 00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:06,196 ...what the hell do you want me to do, huh? 459 00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:33,275 Hey. 460 00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:34,674 Sorry. 461 00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:36,552 Wow, you snuck in. 462 00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:38,751 Didn't even know you were home. 463 00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:40,989 What you eating? 464 00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:44,112 A panini. There's another one in the freezer if you want it. 465 00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:46,918 I thought we nixed those, huh? 466 00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:48,758 Did we? 467 00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:54,191 Yeah. I mean, aren't those the ones with the off-the-chart sodium? 468 00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:56,792 I had a craving. 469 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,070 Once in a while is no big deal. 470 00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:06,473 So where's Jr.? 471 00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:08,554 Out. 472 00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:11,956 With whom? 473 00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:13,559 Louis. 474 00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:19,396 Out where? 475 00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:23,638 Somewhere. I don't know. 476 00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:26,513 -He'll be back by 9. -Okay. 477 00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:31,835 Yeah, I just thought you might have a clue where your son is. 478 00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:33,553 Why don't you? 479 00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:38,839 Why am I the only one who needs to keep track of our son? 480 00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:41,349 I'll tell you what. Wanna know where he is, ask him. 481 00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:43,710 Just pick up the phone like I do. 482 00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:56,319 Great. 483 00:40:59,920 --> 00:41:02,992 Perhaps you might know something... 484 00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:04,315 ...about this. 485 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,035 Perhaps. 486 00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:11,949 And then again... 487 00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:15,076 ...perhaps I don't, Walt. 488 00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:18,590 Perhaps I smoked them in a fugue state. 489 00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:23,477 I'd like an explanation, please. 490 00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:26,433 -You don't wanna go down that road. -Why would you do this? 491 00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:29,552 -You're pregnant, for God's sakes. -Three and a half cigarettes... 492 00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:31,159 ...won't do a thing to the baby. 493 00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:33,396 -Nothing. -I'm glad you're so sure, doctor. 494 00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:36,068 Three and a half. That was it. I tossed the rest. 495 00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:41,991 And I'm sure you'll be very glad to hear that, yes, I feel ashamed. 496 00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:47,678 Skyler, this-- I mean, this is something that-- 497 00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:50,997 -This is so unlike you. Why--? -Really? 498 00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:53,031 How would you know? 499 00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:57,671 No, thank you. 500 00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:18,949 Hank. 501 00:42:46,240 --> 00:42:47,468 Jesus. 502 00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:29,711 Yo. 503 00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:40,911 You asked me what I want you to do. 504 00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:53,228 I want you to handle it.