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(dramatic music)

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- [Man On TV] That's right.

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That guy has to be behind it.

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- [Guy On TV] That guy?

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I told you not to talk about that.

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- [Man On TV] But only he
could do something like this.

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- [Guy On TV] Get a grip man, he's dead.

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- [Man On TV] That's what I'm saying.

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He's come back to life
from that dark grave.

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(pounding on door)
(boy gasps)

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(door creaks)

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- Hello?

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Big hand's on the 11.

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Let's see, that's, that's 4:30!

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- [Mom] I'm home.

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- It's Mom, oh, thank goodness.

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Usually the pastor keeps
her longer than this.

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Mother, is Reverend Beeters with you?

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(boy screaming)

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(singing in foreign language)

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(dramatic music)

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- [Keiichiro] What then?

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- And then when his mother came home,

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she found him as dead as
Christian Slater's career.

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When his mom asked him what happened,

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all he did was tremble in fear

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in a puddle of drool and
you don't wanna to know.

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- Initially they thought it
was autoerotic asphyxiation

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gone terribly wrong,

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but then they found other kids

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suffering from the same thing.

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Something scared them so
bad they became idiots,

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and always while their parents were away.

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- Huh, say what?

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Then what will happen to Keiichiro?

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- But, Satsuki, did you forget (crying)?

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- [All] What?

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- That's right, tonight
Dad's going to his monthly

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fathers without spouses meeting.

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- My parents will be gone too.

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- And mine will be at synagogue tonight,

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and that always lasts forever.

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- You know, even if your
parents pray 24 seven,

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they're hellbound unless
they embrace Jesus.

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- Hey Momoko, how about an impromptu

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Bible study at my place?

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- Oh, Satsuki, I would love to.

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- (laughs) Scared to be alone, Satsuki?

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- No, we're just hanging out, loser.

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- Gonna have a little
girls night together.

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- Come on, let's paint our nails,

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and stuff our training bras with paper,

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and watch weird entertainment for women!

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- Hey, Leo.

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- Well, I was planning on watching

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the Stargate SG-1 marathon tonight,

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but these are the episodes
without Claudia Black,

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and they suck, so I'm open.

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- Hey, Keiichiro, if
you're scared, come over.

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We'll have guys night.

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- Really, guys night?

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- [Hajime] Oh yeah, guys night.

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- [Keiichiro] Get off me!

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- [Hajime] Guys gone wild, wild!

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- [Momoko] Let's pray about this, Satsuki

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- Okay, your little dunking
booth for Jesus is ready.

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- I'll keep you under until you
come up speaking in tongues.

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- [Satsuki] Okay, listen, I
only asked you to come over

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so I wouldn't be alone tonight.

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I'm not ready to make any
kind of spiritual commitment.

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I got some living to do.

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- [Momoko] Well, let's
keep the baptismal ready

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just in case.

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I mean, if a ghost does attack,

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you'll want to repent
before you die, won't you?

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- [Satsuki] I'm in fifth grade.

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Shouldn't take that long.

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- [Momoko] Oh, you'd be
surprised how many transgressions

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a filthy little sinner like
you can rake up in just a day.

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- [Satsuki] Look--

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- [Momoko] Oh, Satsuki, let's sing.

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♪ Jesus loves me ♪

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Come on, you know the words!

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- [Keiichiro] Damn it
to hell, I died again.

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- God, you suck.

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That's what's wrong with you Damacy dorks.

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Get your hands on some Grand
Theft Auto or Snuffed Three.

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Butch it up.

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- [Keiichiro] I like guys
night and you're awesome.

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- Ah.

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- [Keiichiro] So when are
the hookers showing up?

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- How in the world did kids

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ever get laid before the
internet, praise Jehovah.

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That's right, I'm 6'1", 180,
brown, brown, nine inches cut.

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Ah, cut, you know, like in, as
in I've been ah, I'm Jewish.

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- Well, he sounds hot
in a nerdy kind of way.

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But he says he's uncut.

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What does that mean?

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I've never got that.

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(electricity crackles)
(girl gasps)

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That scared the crap out of me.

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Where was I?

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Hello, you still there?

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She's so rude.

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Always hanging up on me.

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(pounding on door)
(girl screams)

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Who, who's there?

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(door creaking)

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(pounding on door)

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(haunting music)

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(girl gasps)

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(girl screams)

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(watch beeping)

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- Finally, minute rice, my ass, let's eat.

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- Let's pray first.

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- [Amanojaku] (laughing) You need to pray.

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- God don't you have
anything better to do?

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- Let me put it this way.

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Now I lay me down to sleep.

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I pray the Lord, my soul to keep.

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If I should die before Dad gets home.

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- All right, how'd you hear?

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- One who walks with the lotus cheetah

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seeks the Magnolia Mountain in springtime.

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- [Satsuki] Don't screw with me.

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If you know something, just say it.

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- I won't do it.

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If you're so smart,

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figure it out yourself
or die trying (laughing).

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(pounding on door)

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- Damn Jehovah's Witnesses.

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- It's probably just Keiichiro
coming back after gameathon.

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- Oh, yes, he's so stupid,

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he knocks on his own door
when he gets home, then again.

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- It's that satanic cult.

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- Let's just ignore them.

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- No, I'll handle these freaks.

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(dramatic music)

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(pounding on door)

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- Oh, man, she's eager and
40 minutes early, very eager.

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(pounding on door)

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Okay!

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- Momoko, let's not do this.

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- [Momoko] Why?

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- Because it might not, it might
not be a Jehovah's Witness.

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- [Momoko] Oh, no, you'd be surprised

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at how these religious freaks

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will push their way on
you, it's disgusting.

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- [Satsuki] No.

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- That's such a fat knock.

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She better look like her pictures.

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I hate it when they lie on their profiles.

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(pounding on door)

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(Leo sighs)

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It better not be another
overweight tranny.

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(electricity crackles)

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Oh no, the lights went out.

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That could be good.

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(pounding on door)

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(Leo gulps)

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(dramatic music)

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- Hello?

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- Oh, look a different heathen.

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- It's you, get lost.

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- Come on, let me see what
happens on girls night.

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- Mind your own business.

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- Oh my, smells like you bailed on Wii,

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(sniffs) and switched to
Rachael Ray, love her.

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- She's fat.

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- She's short.

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(dramatic music)

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(Leo screams)

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You, you lied!

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- I died, damn it.

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Where's that room where I could

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have sex with a hooker, get laid.

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- This is awesome.

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I thought I was gonna be able

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to freeze some panties or something,

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but this was much better.

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- Let's pray, screw it.

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- After you eat you are going
to leave us alone, aren't you?

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- I am so over my Giada
De Laurentiis phase.

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- [Satsuki] Oh God.

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- Satsuki, may I get something to drink?

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- Yeah, I think there's some
Miller High Life in the fridge.

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- Great.

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Empty.

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- Yeah, Dad's been lonely.

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- I'll go get something non-alcoholic.

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- Okay, to each his own.

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(electricity crackling)

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Damn it, he gets loaded and
forgets to pay the bills.

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- (laughs) Well, knock knock, who's there?

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Just another ghost coming to kill you.

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- Is it really?

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Maybe this is a ghost that likes cats.

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Maybe it's not some freaky child killer.

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Maybe it's a pissed off PETA
volunteer who saw the light

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and is in the market for a new fur coat.

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- (scoffs) Fine suit yourself.

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Then don't believe me,

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but are the lights and the phone

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strangely and suddenly
going out ever a good sign?

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I wonder, do you kids ever watch TV?

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(Leo gasping)
(dramatic music)

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- Ghosts in the chat rooms.

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This is a bunch of crap
is what this is (screams).

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If she was fat at least I
could outrun her (screams).

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- Look, the little Jew boy.

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(dramatic music)

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(Leo screaming)

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Hey, Leo.

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(Leo screaming)

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- He didn't pay the phone bill either?

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- Huh?

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- I told you.

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(mysterious music)

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Damn it, I wish the microwave was working.

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I'd love some popcorn while I watch this.

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(pounding on door)

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(both gasp)

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(pounding on door)

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- Get the door.

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- Huh, why me?

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- It's probably just Momoko.

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- So?

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(dramatic music)

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(pounding on door)

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Why am I doing this again?

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- Because if it's not
Momoko and it is a ghost,

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better you than me, do it.

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(Hajime groans)

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(all screaming)

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- [Satsuki] Leo!

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- It's coming, bad ghost
internet dating 10 o'clock!

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- Bad what?

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(Leo screaming)

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(dramatic music)

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Close the door!

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(all screaming)

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- That was Attila.

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- Babasare, the Babasare is here!

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- Barbra Streisand?

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(glass crashing)

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(wind whooshing)

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I guess it left.

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- Let's not take any chances.

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Where's your mother's ghost diary?

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(dramatic music)

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- December 27th, during
the town assembly's retreat

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this girl named Mia was home
alone when Babasare showed up,

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and so I came running up chanting

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old hag, hit the road three times,

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and put it to sleep in a Shinto shrine.

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- All right, now we know how
to take care of that bitch.

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- That will work.

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I read the same thing in a book once,

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so I tried chanting it
while I was running away,

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but it kept chasing me all the way here.

261
00:12:36,573 --> 00:12:39,770
Kind of hoped it would take
Momoko out, but no dice.

262
00:12:39,770 --> 00:12:40,770
- [Hajime] Good try though.

263
00:12:40,770 --> 00:12:42,830
- It probably can't be
put to spiritual sleep

264
00:12:42,830 --> 00:12:44,400
using the same method anymore.

265
00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:46,670
- What, maybe you just did it wrong.

266
00:12:46,670 --> 00:12:49,510
- Aren't you a little
young for Alzheimer's?

267
00:12:49,510 --> 00:12:50,700
Don't you remember?

268
00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:53,330
New construction's
destroying the hillside.

269
00:12:53,330 --> 00:12:55,990
Because of that, all those
precious little seals

270
00:12:55,990 --> 00:12:57,720
your mother used to trap the ghosts

271
00:12:57,720 --> 00:13:00,570
are as good as a service
merchandise warranty (laughing).

272
00:13:01,895 --> 00:13:04,410
(sighs) There's no way you skibby dotes

273
00:13:04,410 --> 00:13:07,620
are gonna be able to stop
Babasare, too bad, so sad.

274
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,833
- Well that and you just suck.

275
00:13:10,872 --> 00:13:12,310
- Hey, the lights.

276
00:13:12,310 --> 00:13:14,740
- Lights on, we're good to go.

277
00:13:14,740 --> 00:13:16,890
- [Amanojaku] Hmm, interesting shop talk.

278
00:13:16,890 --> 00:13:18,460
But the lights coming on simply mean

279
00:13:18,460 --> 00:13:20,490
that Babasare's target has changed!

280
00:13:20,490 --> 00:13:22,200
- [Satsuki] It's shopping at Target, what?

281
00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:23,033
- [Amanojaku] Know any kids

282
00:13:23,033 --> 00:13:25,520
who are all alone right now in the dark?

283
00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:27,224
- [Satsuki] Hey, where's Keiichiro?

284
00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:29,270
- [Hajime] He's playing
games at my house all alone.

285
00:13:29,270 --> 00:13:31,330
- Oh no, that's the last time

286
00:13:31,330 --> 00:13:33,720
I let you babysit, you stupid idiot.

287
00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:35,050
Leo, make yourself useful,

288
00:13:35,050 --> 00:13:36,270
and try to figure out some way

289
00:13:36,270 --> 00:13:38,670
to keep that Barbra
Streisand bitch off our back.

290
00:13:38,670 --> 00:13:40,450
Play the Yentl soundtrack or something.

291
00:13:40,450 --> 00:13:42,274
I'll go get Keiichiro.

292
00:13:42,274 --> 00:13:43,191
- Oh, okay.

293
00:13:44,234 --> 00:13:45,130
- That is so awesome.

294
00:13:45,130 --> 00:13:46,290
You'll risk your own life

295
00:13:46,290 --> 00:13:48,410
to save your little retarded brother.

296
00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:50,025
- You're coming with!

297
00:13:50,025 --> 00:13:50,858
(Hajime groans)

298
00:13:50,858 --> 00:13:52,220
And if he's dead don't even think

299
00:13:52,220 --> 00:13:53,980
I'm paying you for watching him!

300
00:13:53,980 --> 00:13:55,180
- [Hajime] Ow, ow, I said ow!

301
00:13:55,180 --> 00:13:58,750
- [Satsuki] I heard you the
first time and I don't care!

302
00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:00,483
- Yeah, take it bitch, like that?

303
00:14:02,030 --> 00:14:04,700
Ah, didn't get to shoot her.

304
00:14:04,700 --> 00:14:05,810
What the fizzydyuck?

305
00:14:05,810 --> 00:14:06,690
(pounding on door)

306
00:14:06,690 --> 00:14:08,357
(Keiichiro crying)

307
00:14:08,357 --> 00:14:11,850
The cops, man, this game is realistic.

308
00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:13,413
(pounding on door)

309
00:14:13,413 --> 00:14:15,377
(gasps) The slammer (crying).

310
00:14:21,464 --> 00:14:24,343
- [Satsuki] Open up, sweetie.

311
00:14:24,343 --> 00:14:25,626
Open the door.

312
00:14:25,626 --> 00:14:29,709
- Satsuki, is that you (crying)?

313
00:14:31,263 --> 00:14:32,673
- Move your ass.

314
00:14:32,673 --> 00:14:36,623
- (crying) It is you (giggles).

315
00:14:36,623 --> 00:14:39,790
(Keiichiro screaming)

316
00:14:41,123 --> 00:14:42,243
- [Satsuki] Keiichiro, calm down.

317
00:14:42,243 --> 00:14:44,223
It's me, the real me, not Babasare.

318
00:14:44,223 --> 00:14:46,263
(Keiichiro screaming and crying)

319
00:14:46,263 --> 00:14:47,096
Calm down!

320
00:14:48,891 --> 00:14:50,969
(Keiichiro babbling)

321
00:14:50,969 --> 00:14:51,802
(pounding on door)

322
00:14:51,802 --> 00:14:52,760
- [Hajime] Man, she's pissed off.

323
00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:54,833
What a hag.

324
00:14:55,890 --> 00:14:59,039
- Yeah, guess her and Brolin
are past the honeymoon stage.

325
00:14:59,039 --> 00:15:01,213
(glass crashing)

326
00:15:01,213 --> 00:15:04,046
(timber creaking)

327
00:15:06,057 --> 00:15:08,175
(Keiichiro crying)

328
00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:11,008
(timber creaking)

329
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,630
- [Hajime] Come on already.

330
00:15:15,763 --> 00:15:18,680
(mysterious music)

331
00:15:22,814 --> 00:15:26,897
(Keiichiro screaming and crying)

332
00:15:28,125 --> 00:15:30,792
(Hajime grunts)

333
00:15:32,649 --> 00:15:34,001
(Hajime screams)

334
00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:36,668
(all screaming)

335
00:15:40,602 --> 00:15:42,710
(groans) Oh man, you're fat.

336
00:15:42,710 --> 00:15:43,837
- [Satsuki] Shut up!

337
00:15:43,837 --> 00:15:46,599
As for you, cat, can't you help us at all?

338
00:15:46,599 --> 00:15:47,960
- [Amanojaku] Maybe.

339
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:50,480
- [Satsuki] The neighbors
Doberman is right next door.

340
00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:51,313
- [Amanojaku] Maybe not.

341
00:15:51,313 --> 00:15:52,962
- That's it, come on!

342
00:15:52,962 --> 00:15:54,121
(Amanojaku scoffs)

343
00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:55,462
(electricity crackles)

344
00:15:55,462 --> 00:15:58,379
(thunder crashing)

345
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,720
- [Hajime] Oh rain.

346
00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:10,008
- [Leo] It's really coming down.

347
00:16:10,008 --> 00:16:10,890
(Amanojaku laughing)

348
00:16:10,890 --> 00:16:13,060
- [Satsuki] So what, the stupid ghost

349
00:16:13,060 --> 00:16:15,200
made it rain, that's retarded.

350
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:18,568
- [Leo] It's Babasare,
not Storm from the X-Men.

351
00:16:18,568 --> 00:16:19,760
- Hey, do you guys think maybe

352
00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:23,210
the rain made Babasare go away, answer me.

353
00:16:23,210 --> 00:16:24,608
- Yeah, just like signs?

354
00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:25,618
(pounding on door)

355
00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:27,022
(all groan)

356
00:16:27,022 --> 00:16:29,939
(thunder crashing)

357
00:16:34,262 --> 00:16:36,321
- [Amanojaku] They're here.

358
00:16:36,321 --> 00:16:39,102
(all scream)

359
00:16:39,102 --> 00:16:41,631
(dramatic music)

360
00:16:41,631 --> 00:16:44,048
- Back, evil spirit, be gone!

361
00:16:45,961 --> 00:16:46,942
What do you think of that?

362
00:16:46,942 --> 00:16:49,010
I made a talisman!

363
00:16:49,010 --> 00:16:50,651
(dramatic music)

364
00:16:50,651 --> 00:16:51,484
You bitch.

365
00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:55,671
(all groaning)

366
00:16:55,671 --> 00:16:58,421
(dramatic music)

367
00:17:06,411 --> 00:17:09,078
(all screaming)

368
00:17:20,465 --> 00:17:21,465
- Take that!

369
00:17:23,359 --> 00:17:25,520
(Babasare moaning)

370
00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:28,523
Yeah, I hate minestrone too!

371
00:17:28,523 --> 00:17:31,273
(dramatic music)

372
00:17:40,340 --> 00:17:41,470
- Hey, what are you doing?

373
00:17:41,470 --> 00:17:43,175
Let's get out of here.

374
00:17:43,175 --> 00:17:45,660
- Yeah, I don't think this
is the time for a bath.

375
00:17:45,660 --> 00:17:47,360
- Like I'm ever gonna take my clothes off

376
00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:48,840
with you two pervs around.

377
00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:51,290
Didn't you notice what
happened when Babs got all wet?

378
00:17:51,290 --> 00:17:53,190
She got meltier.

379
00:17:53,190 --> 00:17:55,640
Haven't either of you ever
seen the Wizard of Oz?

380
00:17:56,985 --> 00:17:59,027
(all gasps)

381
00:17:59,027 --> 00:18:01,860
(timber creaking)

382
00:18:14,639 --> 00:18:16,405
Better have paid the gas bill,

383
00:18:16,405 --> 00:18:18,970
and matches, keep out
of reach of children.

384
00:18:18,970 --> 00:18:19,943
I don't think so.

385
00:18:24,406 --> 00:18:25,604
- Geez, it's coming.

386
00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:28,354
(haunting music)

387
00:18:31,466 --> 00:18:32,466
- It's here!

388
00:18:34,226 --> 00:18:36,895
(Babasare moaning)

389
00:18:36,895 --> 00:18:38,897
(Hajime gasping)

390
00:18:38,897 --> 00:18:39,903
- Good, good luck.

391
00:18:39,903 --> 00:18:42,300
- Yeah, I'll go it alone again!

392
00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:44,185
Thank you so much, Leo.

393
00:18:44,185 --> 00:18:47,102
(Babasare moaning)

394
00:18:48,855 --> 00:18:50,651
- We got a fire!

395
00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:54,250
(Babasare moaning)
(Hajime screaming)

396
00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:55,620
- Here's Johnnie!

397
00:18:55,620 --> 00:18:56,960
- Get the bitch in the bathtub.

398
00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:59,057
- [Leo] What if she likes showers?

399
00:18:59,057 --> 00:19:02,207
(dramatic music)

400
00:19:02,207 --> 00:19:04,063
- Him so over this old hag.

401
00:19:06,306 --> 00:19:08,626
Finally, this stupid
Swiffer's good for something!

402
00:19:08,626 --> 00:19:13,626
(dramatic music)
(Babasare moaning)

403
00:19:26,906 --> 00:19:28,498
(all sigh)

404
00:19:28,498 --> 00:19:30,472
- [Satsuki] Bye bye, Babs.

405
00:19:30,472 --> 00:19:33,070
- [Hajime] That is the worst
bathtub ring I've ever seen.

406
00:19:33,070 --> 00:19:34,700
- [Leo] I don't even
think Scrubbing Bubbles

407
00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:36,460
are gonna get that out.

408
00:19:36,460 --> 00:19:39,130
- [Amanojaku] Pardon me,
anyone want my opinion?

409
00:19:39,130 --> 00:19:42,120
- [Satsuki] God, now you
decide to give us advice?

410
00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:45,570
- Babasare is a ghost
manifested by children's fears,

411
00:19:45,570 --> 00:19:47,540
so adults who don't believe in ghosts

412
00:19:47,540 --> 00:19:49,360
in the first place don't see it!

413
00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:51,170
You listening to me?

414
00:19:51,170 --> 00:19:54,200
If you don't get scared, it won't appear.

415
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:56,570
If you crap your pants, go city.

416
00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:59,420
Your little water sports have
no effect on Babs at all.

417
00:19:59,420 --> 00:20:01,698
Are you listening to me?

418
00:20:01,698 --> 00:20:02,531
- Oh no.

419
00:20:09,421 --> 00:20:12,088
(all screaming)

420
00:20:16,445 --> 00:20:18,195
Calgon, take me away!

421
00:20:19,891 --> 00:20:21,891
- [Reiichirou] I'm home!

422
00:20:23,691 --> 00:20:27,031
- [Keiichiro] Dad (crying)!

423
00:20:27,031 --> 00:20:30,031
(mysterious music)

424
00:20:31,540 --> 00:20:32,723
- She disappeared.

425
00:20:33,610 --> 00:20:35,630
- Thank you so much, Calgon.

426
00:20:35,630 --> 00:20:38,700
- Crap, just when things
were getting interesting.

427
00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:41,080
- Oh God, well, on the way there,

428
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:42,720
I had the worse attack of diarrhea,

429
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:44,720
so I had the bus drop
me off and I came home.

430
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:46,220
I swear, I almost didn't make it.

431
00:20:46,220 --> 00:20:47,880
I tried to call.

432
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,040
What's the matter with you all?

433
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,830
You look like you've just seen a ghost.

434
00:20:50,830 --> 00:20:53,770
- Okay, so like nothing happened to you?

435
00:20:53,770 --> 00:20:57,020
- No, on my way to the store
I ran into Mr. Miyanoshita,

436
00:20:57,020 --> 00:20:59,930
and we just got caught
up talking about Jesus.

437
00:20:59,930 --> 00:21:02,467
His shirt, it's a sign.

438
00:21:02,467 --> 00:21:05,590
(all groan)

439
00:21:05,590 --> 00:21:07,010
- [Satsuki] What do you mean?

440
00:21:07,010 --> 00:21:08,700
You didn't see it?

441
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:11,570
- [Momoko] No, only Leo running
like a scared little girl.

442
00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:13,270
- [Leo] Yeah, thanks for the help.

443
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:16,610
- Hmm, so Babasare is a ghost

444
00:21:16,610 --> 00:21:18,290
you don't see if you're not scared.

445
00:21:18,290 --> 00:21:20,003
That makes no sense at all to me.

446
00:21:22,060 --> 00:21:24,450
- That's why it went
away when Dad came home.

447
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:27,110
Adults are only afraid
of checking the mailbox.

448
00:21:27,110 --> 00:21:30,380
- Maybe it was just mass
hysteria, a kind of group panic.

449
00:21:30,380 --> 00:21:32,860
You know how one group of
people think one thing happened

450
00:21:32,860 --> 00:21:34,760
when actually that thing
they think happened

451
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,610
didn't happen at all.

452
00:21:36,610 --> 00:21:39,197
Like Ashlee Simpson
singing at her concert.

453
00:21:39,197 --> 00:21:42,140
- [All] What, you saw Ashlee?

454
00:21:42,140 --> 00:21:45,065
- You told me you went to Hoobastank.

455
00:21:45,065 --> 00:21:47,982
(mysterious music)

456
00:21:49,135 --> 00:21:52,052
(thunder crashing)

457
00:21:54,354 --> 00:21:58,187
(singing in foreign language)

458
00:22:01,333 --> 00:22:03,069
♪ I miss you, I miss you ♪

459
00:22:03,069 --> 00:22:05,219
♪ I need you, I need you ♪

460
00:22:05,219 --> 00:22:06,999
♪ Sexy, sexy ♪

461
00:22:06,999 --> 00:22:09,582
(upbeat music)

462
00:22:14,449 --> 00:22:18,282
(singing in foreign language)

463
00:22:39,845 --> 00:22:43,546
♪ Come back, come back, come back ♪

464
00:22:43,546 --> 00:22:47,379
(singing in foreign language)

465
00:23:09,194 --> 00:23:11,047
♪ Sexy, sexy ♪

466
00:23:11,047 --> 00:23:13,630
(upbeat music)

467
00:23:22,887 --> 00:23:24,087
- [Leo] Hello, Satsuki.

468
00:23:24,087 --> 00:23:25,710
There's something going on with my mother.

469
00:23:25,710 --> 00:23:26,980
I can't describe it very well,

470
00:23:26,980 --> 00:23:29,910
but it's like, like she's a
completely different person.

471
00:23:29,910 --> 00:23:31,450
Something's different about her.

472
00:23:31,450 --> 00:23:34,167
Something, Satsuki, help me!

473
00:23:34,167 --> 00:23:36,834
(phone beeping)