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(spooky music)
(wind blowing)

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(spooky music ends)

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(singing in Japanese )

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(spooky music)

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- (Momoko) Man it's colder than a witch's

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- (Satsuki) Skip it.

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- (Leo) My dad said the
weather channel predicted snow.

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Why do old people always
watch the weather channel?

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- (Satsuki) I'm freezing!

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- (Hajime) Nature's little
thermometers acting up?

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- (Satsuki) I'm ignoring that
perv; And I'm sure it's no

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different than the shrinkage
issues you're having right now.

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Do you know how much I hate you?

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And it's not cold weather;

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It's cold swimming pools.

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James 1:14; Each one is
tempted by his own evil desire.

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But I think your skirt is helping him out;

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Slutski; I mean Satsuki!

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- You're just jealous
of my Mary Hart gams.

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- I'll tell you what, if I was a girl and

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I had an ass your size there's no way I'd

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wear a micro-mini; in fact
I'd probably wear mumus and

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(heavy drum thump)

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- You just know she's covering her lust

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for me with cruelty and violence.

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(crow caws)
- With how much she attacks

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you she must really really
really really really like you.

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- Yeah that's it; Oh good grief

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where'd Keiichirou run
off too? Keiichiro-uh...

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Get back here, do you know how many

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child molesters there are in Japan!?

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- Satsuki come look what I found!

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(rolled harp chord)

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- Not a Bratz; no wonder
some girl threw it away.

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- It's so dirty and old and
trashy like Anna Nicole.

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- Hey Satsuki can I have it, can I?

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- You shouldn't pick up things that have

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been thrown away by someone else.

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And I don't care what they say,
boys don't play with dolls.

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(Keiichirou cries)

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I'm not going to have
a retarded gay brother.

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(Keiichirou cries harder)

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- Come on Hajime get up let's go home.

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- (Hajime) My balls hurt.
(crow cawing)

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- (Keiichirou) My tummy hurts!
(silverware clattering)

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- (Satsuki) Well you ate
like a pig, no wonder.

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And what four year old eats bell peppers?

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Come back here I'm not doing
the dishes alone again.

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I mean it, I'm not the damn maid!

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Hey listen Dad, How about
you and I just discuss

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your non-corporeal punishment stance?

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Gah don't eat his crumbs we're not poor!

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(water running)

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Maybe we are poor; where's
the damn dishwasher!

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- (Dad) And I thought her Mother's voice

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grated on my nerves, I mean what?

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- (Satsuki) Let me ask you, Mom was

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a pretty good cook wasn't she?

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- Well not bad it was edible at least.

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(chuckles)

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The woman was no Paula
Deen but she was all right.

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- (Satsuki) That woman's
trying to kill her

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husband no one uses that much butter.

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But it's that semi-homemade chick

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that's really dangerous; scary.

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- Yeah gotta agree with you there.

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(approaching footsteps)

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- Wonder if this is how Tom Ford started.

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(loudly spits)

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(sigh)

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Keiichirou get your ass down here!

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- (Keiichirou) What?

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- Don't "what" me when I
call you, You say Yes Ma'am!

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(distant footfalls)
- You're such a bitch.

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- (Satsuki) What did you say!?

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- (Keiichirou) I have an itch?

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- (Satsuki) M-hm an itch to play dolls!

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Why did you bring this trashy little thing

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home when I told you not
to go digging in the trash?

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Why can't you do what I tell you?

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- It wasn't me
- Huh?

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- (Keiichirou) It wasn't
me I didn't bring it home.

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- Haven't you listened to Momoko?

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God's going to send you to hell for lying.

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- I'm being framed!

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- Oh you are, are you;
Who's framing you the dog?

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- (Keiichirou) I want a lawyer!

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- Shut up!

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You are not getting a
lawyer, all you've got is me

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and I'm all you're going to get.

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I'm your judge, the jury, and executioner.

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(Door slams)
(Keiichirou crying)

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(Snoring)

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(Phone ringing)

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(footsteps)

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- Hello Manshita residence.

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Eh.

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- (Phone) Hi I'm Merry
Mary let's play together!

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Meet my at the trash can!
(dial tone)

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(Phone ringing)

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(dramatic music)

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- Hello again, like I said
this is the Manshita residence

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- (Mary) It's Mary!
(hacking cough)

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I'm at the cigarette store!
(dial tone)

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(phone ringing)

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- Listen Hajime stop having
your midget girlfriend call me.

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- (Mary) Mary again, I'm
inside of your house!

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- Huh?

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(phone rings)

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- Hello?
- (Mary) It's Mary!

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I'm right behind you; you stupid bitch!

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No the other way!

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Atta-girl; hehe that's it now you got it.

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(maniacal laughter)

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- I'm Merry Mary, Let's
play together Satsuki!

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(gasp)

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(phone clatters)
(screaming)

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- (Dad) Satsuki I've told
you no phone after ten!

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- You should be yelling at
the one who's calling me.

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- And no doll playing; after ten fifteen.

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- Look at her closely
Dad, She's so lifelike.

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Too lifelike!
- What?

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(door opening)

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Oh no, no don't say another
word just keep your mouth shut.

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- What are you doing; That's sick!

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And it wasn't me I put
it back in the trash can.

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- (Mary) I'm at the trash can!

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- No; no!

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- (Leo) So what happened
to the Merry Mary doll?

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- Don't know, Dad said he
would take care of her.

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- (Hajime) You should've let
Keiichirou keep the doll.

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I mean Leo played with
dolls when he was a kid

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and he's not a fag.
(wheezing)

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- (Leo) I only used the
Barbies for G.I. Joes hoes.

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- But if you catch him wearing dresses

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he'll move to We-Ho before you know it.

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(PA Chime)

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- (PA) Satsuki Manshita
please report the front office

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again, I repeat Satsuki
Manshita please come

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to the front office you
are on campus aren't you?

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(keyboard clatter)
- Yes I'm here.

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- Well look at you, what
a tardy little outfit.

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You've got a call on
line one make it quick.

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- Hello I'm sorry to keep you waiting.

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This is Satsuki speaking.

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- (Phone) I'm Mary,
Now I'm at Foot Locker!

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Let's play together!
(violent slam)

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(ringing)

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(increasing number of ringing)

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- (Hajime) Where's the fire?

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- (Leo) I didn't hear the alarm.

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(phones ringing)

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(panting)

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- You found out he is gay, didn't you?

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- Is he out?

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- It was Mary.

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- (Hajime) Oh that's not nice.

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- (Satsuki) Not that
kind of Mary you idiot.

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The Merry Mary doll, She's pissed at me

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for wanting to throw her away.

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She's trying to kill me!

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- Girl you need extensive therapy.

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- (Satsuki) No I don't!
(phone vibrating)

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- (Hajime) You're blaming
this doll for your brother's

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sexual preference so
that makes you infinitely

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- (Mary) Hey jew kid put Satsuki on!

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Hey Satsuki it's me, Mary,
I'm on the roof let's play.

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(Dial tone)

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- No, oh no I can't take it anymore.

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- (Hajime) How, how does
she know we're on the roof?

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- How, how did Merry Mary get my number?

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(metal rattling)

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- Manshita, I've been
looking everywhere for you.

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You need to go to central hospital.

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And I've got to take a dump!

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Your fathers been in an accident

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and I'm about to have one, now
where's your little brother?

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- (Leo) He's in Class 2, Grade 1

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- (Satsuki) Special Ed!
(dramatic music)

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(distant running)

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(panting)

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- Dad!

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- Oh hi Satsuki, guess
that's the last time

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I play with one of your
little blonde dollies

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(chuckle)

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- Dad; Dad!

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- (Dad) Keiichirou; what did you teacher

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do put this in the school paper?

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Those prude bitches in the PTA

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are going to have a field day with this.

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(both crying)

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Oh calm down I'm all right.
(crying louder)

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It's not like I wanted more kids anyway.

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- Poor Keiichirou is crying so hard

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I hope his dad can accept his homo...

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- Oh thanks a lot for the help big mouth.

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- (Sakata) Yeah yeah,
remember this at Christmas.

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- My HMOs trying to kick me out

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but I think I'll stay
for the hot night nurses.

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I mean listen Satsuki the doctor

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wants to keep me for observation.

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You'll watch your little brother, right?

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Hajime!

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- Yeah I'm awake.

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- Would you, would you mind checking in on

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Satsuki and Keiichirou for
me, you can do it right?

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- Aren't I a little old
sounding for that role?

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- Thank goodness it wasn't serious

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hospitals are so expensive.

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- (Satsuki) That plastic skag.
- (Leo) Who?

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- That Merry Mary bitch,
I'm going to kill her.

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She tried to murder my...

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(dramatic music)

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- Why is that midget staring at us?

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- Hajime that's Merry Mary.

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- If you kids don't want her I can

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get a few bucks for her on Ebay.

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- Put her down Mr.Sakata don't let those

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blonde girls in pink dirndl
fool you, she's a killer!

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- Oh come on she can't be worse

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than the blonde I had last night.

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(Keiichirou sobbing)

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- Okay

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if she's freaking you out that bad

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I can show you a place to take her.

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There's a group of guys
I met at a rest stop

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last week who'd just love her.

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(distant chime)

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- Temple of the dolls?

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- What scares me is how
he knows about this.

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- (Sakata) Okay everybody
be cool, act natural.

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I'm getting this huge boogie nights vibe.

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- It's not by Mattel but
I guess we'll take her in.

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File it Toby.
- Yes daddy.

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- (Leo) I'm a little fuzzy
on the doll temple concept.

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(chuckle)

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- Young mantis weep for cheetah.

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- (Leo) Still fuzzy.

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- (Monk) I am a member of club of aging

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homosexuals, most of us in publishing.

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On holidays we come to this
temple, get really baked

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and put in a Joan Crawford movie.

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We reenact the film with our dolls.

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Some times we perform
more contemporary works.

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Particularly from the
canon of Christian Slater.

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And your little dolly has arrived

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for us at a most opportune time.

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00:14:25,580 --> 00:14:30,140
She'll play the Tara Reid
character from Alone in the Dark.

249
00:14:30,140 --> 00:14:32,769
- So kids you feel a little
better about everything?

250
00:14:32,769 --> 00:14:34,530
- (Leo) No, I don't know what's scarier

251
00:14:34,530 --> 00:14:36,080
the killer doll, the weirdo sensei,

252
00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:37,834
or you knowing about this place.

253
00:14:37,834 --> 00:14:39,200
- (Sakata) What's the matter Manshita?

254
00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:40,390
They paid us in cash.

255
00:14:40,390 --> 00:14:44,752
- No I'm down with it, nice
to know a new dealer, yo

256
00:14:44,752 --> 00:14:46,420
- (Leo) Okay I guess if we think of it

257
00:14:46,420 --> 00:14:49,020
as a doll prison I can
feel a little better.

258
00:14:49,020 --> 00:14:51,611
Maybe they can all learn some
kind of vocational skill.

259
00:14:51,611 --> 00:14:53,873
- (Hajime) Yeah that's
a good idea; shut up.

260
00:14:54,889 --> 00:14:57,806
(discordant music)

261
00:15:18,695 --> 00:15:19,760
- (Sakata) Love to stay but I'm hooking up

262
00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:20,830
with this cinnamon chick.

263
00:15:20,830 --> 00:15:22,750
- Okay, safe plays save Mr. Sakata

264
00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:24,683
- Your teachers such a weirdo.

265
00:15:25,810 --> 00:15:27,186
Dads not home I can play Snuff 3

266
00:15:27,186 --> 00:15:30,186
- (Satsuki) Shoot some hookers,
score some drug I don't care

267
00:15:31,053 --> 00:15:33,020
(sigh)

268
00:15:33,020 --> 00:15:35,650
Hey why are you acting all pissed off?

269
00:15:35,650 --> 00:15:36,900
- Because I don't think I'm getting paid

270
00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:38,693
for this gig, that's why.

271
00:15:38,693 --> 00:15:39,820
- (Satsuki) I don't need you.

272
00:15:39,820 --> 00:15:42,637
- News flash, retarded brother.

273
00:15:42,637 --> 00:15:43,600
(Phone ringing)

274
00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:44,723
Hello.

275
00:15:44,723 --> 00:15:47,723
(Keiichirou crying)

276
00:15:50,330 --> 00:15:51,450
You going to answer it?

277
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,630
Your fathers in the hospital, remember?

278
00:15:53,630 --> 00:15:54,623
- Oh yeah right.

279
00:15:56,607 --> 00:15:58,314
(beep)
- (Phone) I'm Mary!

280
00:15:58,314 --> 00:16:01,319
(hacking cough)
Gotta give these things up.

281
00:16:01,319 --> 00:16:03,571
Let's play together!
(click)

282
00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:06,782
(dramatic music)

283
00:16:06,782 --> 00:16:08,862
(sobbing)

284
00:16:08,862 --> 00:16:10,730
- (Hajime) Don't even,
are you going to let some

285
00:16:10,730 --> 00:16:13,664
little polly pocket get the better of you?

286
00:16:13,664 --> 00:16:15,553
- (Satsuki) Yes.
- (Hajime) Oh hell no.

287
00:16:17,430 --> 00:16:20,670
This barbie bitch is going down.

288
00:16:20,670 --> 00:16:22,920
First we do this geographic montage,

289
00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:25,393
to show we traveled a
long way from your house.

290
00:16:26,770 --> 00:16:31,010
There that should be enough.
(floor creaking)

291
00:16:31,010 --> 00:16:32,516
- Where are we?

292
00:16:32,516 --> 00:16:35,500
- (Hajime) Sketchy, scary,
abandoned square dancing hall.

293
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:37,310
Toby Keith played here, Nazi.

294
00:16:37,310 --> 00:16:38,942
We make this out home base.

295
00:16:38,942 --> 00:16:40,030
- (Satsuki) Was the super dome full?

296
00:16:40,030 --> 00:16:43,070
- Leo and I scoped this place
out for just this occasion.

297
00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:45,580
We planned on stocking
it with some provisions

298
00:16:45,580 --> 00:16:47,550
but all we got were
these two sleeping bags.

299
00:16:47,550 --> 00:16:50,020
Kind of spent all out
money on porno and lube.

300
00:16:50,020 --> 00:16:51,721
It's the thought that counts.

301
00:16:51,721 --> 00:16:55,005
- (Keiichirou) Hey Hajime
where's the bathroom?

302
00:16:55,005 --> 00:16:56,834
- (Hajime) Just piss on
the Toby Keith poster.

303
00:16:56,834 --> 00:16:57,917
- Number two!

304
00:16:59,349 --> 00:17:02,183
(wolf howling)
(farting)

305
00:17:02,183 --> 00:17:05,571
- Oh my god in heaven I can't believe it.

306
00:17:05,571 --> 00:17:07,220
(Keiichirou crying)

307
00:17:07,220 --> 00:17:09,358
It only gets worse when you get older.

308
00:17:09,358 --> 00:17:10,706
- (Keiichirou) there's no paper.

309
00:17:10,706 --> 00:17:11,666
- What!

310
00:17:11,666 --> 00:17:13,583
(gasp)

311
00:17:25,180 --> 00:17:27,847
(panicked gasp)

312
00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:33,243
- Hello I'm Mary let's
play together; Let's play.

313
00:17:34,157 --> 00:17:36,168
- (Doll 1) What do you
think we should play?

314
00:17:36,168 --> 00:17:39,251
- (Doll 2) I have a great
idea, let's play Saw!

315
00:17:39,251 --> 00:17:42,104
- (Doll 3) No let's play
The Hills have Eyes!

316
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:43,844
- (Doll 4) Let's play Se7en!

317
00:17:43,844 --> 00:17:46,442
- (Doll 5) No let's Glitter,
that movie was scary.

318
00:17:46,442 --> 00:17:48,810
- (Doll 6) No I want to play
Texas Chainsaw Massacre!

319
00:17:48,810 --> 00:17:50,272
But not the remake!

320
00:17:50,272 --> 00:17:54,527
- (Doll 7) Danger danger, Will
Robinson; wait wrong movie.

321
00:17:54,527 --> 00:17:59,527
- (Doll 8) Kill the bitch!
(overlapping shouting)

322
00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:04,273
(silence)

323
00:18:04,273 --> 00:18:08,281
- (Dolls) ♪ Satsuki's a goner this we know

324
00:18:08,281 --> 00:18:12,487
♪ Merry Mary tells us so ♪

325
00:18:12,487 --> 00:18:16,396
♪ Rip off her arms and then her legs ♪

326
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:20,317
♪ Pluck our her eyeballs then her brains ♪

327
00:18:20,317 --> 00:18:24,266
♪ Satsuki's a goner! ♪

328
00:18:24,266 --> 00:18:28,015
♪ Satsuki's a goner. ♪

329
00:18:28,015 --> 00:18:31,888
♪ Will she win or will she lose? ♪

330
00:18:31,888 --> 00:18:35,721
♪ Merry Mary she will choose. ♪

331
00:18:36,967 --> 00:18:41,224
- You lose Satsuki.
(giggle)

332
00:18:41,224 --> 00:18:43,146
(suspenseful music)

333
00:18:43,146 --> 00:18:46,028
(All shouting) Amen!

334
00:18:46,028 --> 00:18:50,360
- (Satsuki) Hajime, somebody help me!

335
00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:52,229
- That doesn't sound good.

336
00:18:52,229 --> 00:18:54,580
- (Hajime) Satsuki!
- (Keiichirou) Hajime!

337
00:18:54,580 --> 00:18:56,369
(window rattling)
- (Hajime) Crap!

338
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:58,946
- (Momoko) Hajime where's Satsuki!

339
00:18:58,946 --> 00:19:01,117
- (Hajime) Nice outfit;
she's locked inside!

340
00:19:03,944 --> 00:19:06,944
(muffled screaming)

341
00:19:10,555 --> 00:19:15,555
- (Mary) Okay it's decided
we'll play pluck it out.

342
00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:23,701
(dull thud)

343
00:19:32,133 --> 00:19:34,550
(whimpering)

344
00:19:36,060 --> 00:19:38,550
Okay that spit thing was kind of gross

345
00:19:38,550 --> 00:19:40,047
but it's the thought that counts.

346
00:19:40,047 --> 00:19:43,464
(dolls shout in protest)

347
00:19:44,490 --> 00:19:47,730
Knock it off, this isn't
a goddamn democracy.

348
00:19:47,730 --> 00:19:51,273
I'm running the show, I
said let the bitch go.

349
00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:59,557
(melancholy piano)

350
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:07,320
Yeah that was a close on for ya.

351
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:08,640
For a minute there I was seriously

352
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,643
thinking about cutting your tits off.

353
00:20:12,210 --> 00:20:14,060
But this Herme's kind of nice.

354
00:20:14,060 --> 00:20:16,768
Okay I'm out of here; Late.

355
00:20:16,768 --> 00:20:19,101
- Go help her man.
- Satsuki!

356
00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:26,170
On your knees, are you praying?

357
00:20:26,170 --> 00:20:30,600
- Jesus thank you, guess I am.

358
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:34,170
- The Merry Mary doll called
me on the phone too Satsuki

359
00:20:34,170 --> 00:20:36,663
I'm unlisted don't know
how she got my number.

360
00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:40,690
I tried to put my Patty
Prayer doll on the phone

361
00:20:40,690 --> 00:20:42,893
but those two just did not get along.

362
00:20:45,301 --> 00:20:48,640
- (Hajime) Incoming!
(glass shattering)

363
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:49,940
Satsuki are you all right!

364
00:20:51,340 --> 00:20:53,140
What, what are you looking at?

365
00:20:53,140 --> 00:20:54,830
What's wrong with you, speakless

366
00:20:54,830 --> 00:20:57,250
by my Bruce Willis like moves?

367
00:20:57,250 --> 00:21:00,800
- Hajime that was brave
but not very bright.

368
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:04,110
- What do you mean?
(trickling sound)

369
00:21:04,110 --> 00:21:07,463
What, what, what; somebody help me!

370
00:21:07,463 --> 00:21:08,733
- (Keiichirou) Somebody get a bandaid!

371
00:21:08,733 --> 00:21:09,691
(Hajime screaming)

372
00:21:09,691 --> 00:21:11,521
- (Satsuki) God that is disgusting

373
00:21:11,521 --> 00:21:15,136
can you try to save me a
little neater next time?

374
00:21:15,136 --> 00:21:18,200
(creepy music)
(humming)

375
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:20,803
- Up, up and
- (Amanojaku) Hey you, doll!

376
00:21:22,194 --> 00:21:25,554
- (Mary) Well look who's here, nice coat.

377
00:21:25,554 --> 00:21:27,780
- Ahahaha, very funny.

378
00:21:27,780 --> 00:21:29,070
Now that you've got your little cape on

379
00:21:29,070 --> 00:21:30,730
why don't you fly out of here.

380
00:21:30,730 --> 00:21:32,433
Before I push you off this roof.

381
00:21:33,980 --> 00:21:37,560
- Well you're a pissy
little pussy ain't cha?

382
00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:39,777
Maybe I should cut your tits off.

383
00:21:43,017 --> 00:21:45,230
- Hm Satsuki's doing her ancestors proud,

384
00:21:45,230 --> 00:21:46,823
not easy to impress our crowd.

385
00:21:47,838 --> 00:21:50,562
Hm I'm not feeling a
little soft spot am I?

386
00:21:50,562 --> 00:21:51,395
Me, nah.

387
00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:56,896
(singing in Japanese)

388
00:23:22,772 --> 00:23:26,528
♪ My mommy lays over the ocean, ♪

389
00:23:26,528 --> 00:23:29,703
♪ My mommy lays over the sea, ♪

390
00:23:29,703 --> 00:23:33,074
♪ My mommy is deader than a door nail. ♪

391
00:23:33,074 --> 00:23:36,917
♪ So bring back my Mommy to me. ♪

392
00:23:36,917 --> 00:23:38,667
(Keiichirou crying)