1 00:00:00,167 --> 00:00:01,250 00:00:38.333 --> 00:00:40.417 align:middle [MOMONGA] Dive Massively Multiplayer Online 2 00:00:03,500 --> 00:00:05,083 Role Playing Game. 3 00:00:05,167 --> 00:00:08,875 Or, for short, "DMMO-RPG." 4 00:00:08,958 --> 00:00:10,417 It's a type of game where you can 5 00:00:10,500 --> 00:00:14,292 immerse yourself in an imaginary world as if you were in it. 6 00:00:14,375 --> 00:00:15,875 Such as Yggdrasil. 7 00:00:15,958 --> 00:00:19,042 Released in the year 2126, the game sported 8 00:00:19,125 --> 00:00:21,792 an expansive world map and an unusually high degree 9 00:00:21,875 --> 00:00:24,542 of player freedom. These features, among others, 10 00:00:24,625 --> 00:00:28,750 made it stand above all other DMMO-RPGs of its time. 11 00:00:28,833 --> 00:00:33,042 And it became wildly popular in the country of Japan. 12 00:00:33,125 --> 00:00:35,667 Now, after 12 years of operation, 13 00:00:35,750 --> 00:00:38,875 the world of Yggdrasil is about to see its end. 14 00:00:41,958 --> 00:00:45,542 [SKELETONS grunting, growling] 15 00:00:54,250 --> 00:00:56,917 [PLAYERS grunting] 16 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,042 [PLAYER 1A growling] 17 00:00:59,125 --> 00:01:01,792 [PLAYER 1B grunting] 18 00:01:01,875 --> 00:01:04,542 [PLAYER 1E yells] 19 00:01:04,625 --> 00:01:05,458 [PLAYER 1C yells] 20 00:01:05,542 --> 00:01:07,667 [PLAYER 1D growls] 21 00:01:11,542 --> 00:01:13,292 [PLAYER 1F growls] 22 00:01:14,417 --> 00:01:15,542 [PLAYER 1A grunts] 23 00:01:22,333 --> 00:01:23,750 [PLAYERS gasp] 24 00:01:27,583 --> 00:01:29,333 [PLAYER 1A gasping] 25 00:01:35,667 --> 00:01:38,583 [PLAYER 1A groans] 26 00:01:38,667 --> 00:01:41,625 [AINS chuckles] 27 00:01:41,708 --> 00:01:44,292 [AINS laughs] 28 00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:22,208 [MOMONGA] It was fun. In fact, it was a blast. 29 00:03:22,292 --> 00:03:23,333 [HEROHERO] Hey, there. 30 00:03:23,417 --> 00:03:25,292 It's been a while hasn't it, Momonga? 31 00:03:25,375 --> 00:03:26,625 [MOMONGA] Sure has. 32 00:03:26,708 --> 00:03:29,250 To be honest, Herohero, I didn't think you'd come. 33 00:03:29,333 --> 00:03:31,792 You've been gone a couple of years. 34 00:03:31,875 --> 00:03:35,375 [HEROHERO] No way. It's really been that long? Man. 35 00:03:35,458 --> 00:03:36,542 I guess I've been working so much, 36 00:03:36,625 --> 00:03:38,917 my concept of time is out of whack. 37 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,250 [MOMONGA] That sucks. It can't be healthy for you. 38 00:03:41,333 --> 00:03:42,417 [HEROHERO] Tell me about it. 39 00:03:42,500 --> 00:03:44,458 I feel like my avatar looks. 40 00:03:44,542 --> 00:03:46,083 [MOMONGA] Hm. 41 00:03:46,167 --> 00:03:47,875 [HEROHERO] I'm sorry. 42 00:03:47,958 --> 00:03:49,958 I shouldn't have come here just to complain. 43 00:03:50,042 --> 00:03:52,250 [MOMONGA] Please, don't worry about it. 44 00:03:52,333 --> 00:03:54,750 [HEROHERO] Well, I better go soon. 45 00:03:54,833 --> 00:03:57,042 I'm beyond exhausted. 46 00:03:57,125 --> 00:04:00,833 [MOMONGA] Right. Rest up and feel better. 47 00:04:00,917 --> 00:04:02,500 [HEROHERO] Wish I could stay longer. 48 00:04:02,583 --> 00:04:05,333 But, gotta say, I'm kinda shocked to see 49 00:04:05,417 --> 00:04:07,667 the Great Tomb of Nazarick still standing. 50 00:04:07,750 --> 00:04:08,833 [MOMONGA] Huh? 51 00:04:08,917 --> 00:04:10,125 [HEROHERO] Being guild leader suited you. 52 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:12,958 You've done a great job maintaining the place. 53 00:04:13,042 --> 00:04:15,208 [MOMONGA] Well, we created this place together. 54 00:04:15,292 --> 00:04:17,667 I couldn't just let it go to dust. 55 00:04:17,750 --> 00:04:19,042 [HEROHERO] Must have been hard work. 56 00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:20,625 Thanks for everything. 57 00:04:20,708 --> 00:04:22,917 I hope we meet again IRL. 58 00:04:28,542 --> 00:04:30,708 [MOMONGA] Today is the last day Yggdrasil's servers 59 00:04:30,792 --> 00:04:32,292 will be online. 60 00:04:32,375 --> 00:04:33,542 Why not stay? 61 00:04:33,625 --> 00:04:35,625 We could reminisce and wait until everything 62 00:04:35,708 --> 00:04:38,958 shuts down for good. [sighs] 63 00:04:40,583 --> 00:04:41,583 [MOMONGA] Oh well. 64 00:04:41,667 --> 00:04:44,500 I'm happy that he even came at all. 65 00:04:44,583 --> 00:04:48,000 "I hope we meet again," huh? Right. 66 00:04:48,083 --> 00:04:50,417 Just when and where would that be? 67 00:04:54,708 --> 00:04:56,208 [MOMONGA] This sucks! 68 00:04:57,375 --> 00:04:58,708 [MOMONGA] This is our home. 69 00:04:58,792 --> 00:05:02,292 We built it together, with virtual blood and sweat. 70 00:05:03,750 --> 00:05:07,125 [MOMONGA] How can he turn his back on it so easily? 71 00:05:09,917 --> 00:05:13,083 [MOMONGA] Stop it. He didn't. 72 00:05:13,167 --> 00:05:16,625 No one in the guild betrayed you. 73 00:05:16,708 --> 00:05:20,167 Our guild's weapon: the Staff of Ains Ooal Gown. 74 00:05:21,333 --> 00:05:23,208 [MOMONGA] We played recklessly to make it. 75 00:05:23,292 --> 00:05:25,333 Some of us even spent our PTO just to have time 76 00:05:25,417 --> 00:05:27,250 to grind the materials. 77 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:32,167 [MOMONGA] But, among the original 41 members, 78 00:05:32,250 --> 00:05:34,208 37 of them quit. 79 00:05:36,042 --> 00:05:38,292 [MOMONGA] Then, the three that were left... 80 00:05:40,292 --> 00:05:43,417 [MOMONGA] Let's go. You're a testament of our guild. 81 00:05:44,708 --> 00:05:46,208 [MOMONGA] There were two requirements for joining 82 00:05:46,292 --> 00:05:49,042 the guild, Ains Ooal Gown. 83 00:05:49,125 --> 00:05:51,458 The player's avatar had to be inhuman 84 00:05:51,542 --> 00:05:53,333 and the player themself had to be a functioning 85 00:05:53,417 --> 00:05:55,083 member of society. 86 00:05:56,625 --> 00:06:00,208 [MOMONGA] We put our livelihoods on the line to play. 87 00:06:00,292 --> 00:06:03,250 Some members managed to make their dreams come true. 88 00:06:03,333 --> 00:06:06,750 In the end, I can't blame them for choosing real life. 89 00:06:06,833 --> 00:06:08,000 [MOMONGA] Uh-- 90 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:16,958 [MOMONGA] Oh, yeah. I forgot his name was Sebas. 91 00:06:17,042 --> 00:06:20,083 And these are the combat maids of the Pleiades. 92 00:06:20,167 --> 00:06:21,625 We intended for them to be the last 93 00:06:21,708 --> 00:06:24,375 line of defense to the throne room, but, in the end, 94 00:06:24,458 --> 00:06:26,875 no player was able to make it that far. 95 00:06:29,208 --> 00:06:30,917 [MOMONGA] I should move them around. 96 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:34,583 One last time. It's the least I can do. 97 00:06:34,667 --> 00:06:36,000 "Follow Me." 98 00:06:40,875 --> 00:06:42,292 [MOMONGA] I'm sure the other guild members 99 00:06:42,375 --> 00:06:45,625 will forgive me for doing whatever I want, just for today. 100 00:07:07,500 --> 00:07:08,875 [MOMONGA] Albedo. 101 00:07:11,417 --> 00:07:12,750 [MOMONGA] Hm? 102 00:07:12,833 --> 00:07:16,208 The command was "Stand By," right? 103 00:07:22,125 --> 00:07:23,292 [MOMONGA sighs] 104 00:07:23,375 --> 00:07:24,667 [MOMONGA] Hm? 105 00:07:27,375 --> 00:07:30,208 [MOMONGA] What were her settings again? 106 00:07:30,292 --> 00:07:33,083 "As the highest ranking NPC in the Tomb of Nazarick, 107 00:07:33,167 --> 00:07:36,583 she supervises all of the Guardians." 108 00:07:36,667 --> 00:07:38,458 Jeez, this is long! 109 00:07:38,542 --> 00:07:39,958 Well... 110 00:07:40,042 --> 00:07:42,875 Tabula, the settings maniac, was the one who created her. 111 00:07:42,958 --> 00:07:47,333 Huh? No way. She's a bitch? 112 00:07:47,417 --> 00:07:48,833 [MOMONGA sighs] 113 00:07:48,917 --> 00:07:51,375 [MOMONGA] He did love to make contradicting characters. 114 00:07:51,458 --> 00:07:55,333 I can't fault a guy for his tastes, but still. 115 00:07:55,417 --> 00:07:57,458 Normally, you need a tool to change settings, 116 00:07:57,542 --> 00:07:59,917 but since I have this... 117 00:08:04,583 --> 00:08:08,375 [MOMONGA] Hm... Maybe I should add something... 118 00:08:08,458 --> 00:08:12,708 "She is deeply in love with Momonga." 119 00:08:12,792 --> 00:08:15,958 How embarrassing! I'm such a dork! 120 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:23,375 [MOMONGA] What was that command again? 121 00:08:23,458 --> 00:08:25,167 "Bow down." 122 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:31,333 [MOMONGA sighs] 123 00:08:33,458 --> 00:08:35,917 [MOMONGA] Now these are relics of the past. 124 00:08:38,417 --> 00:08:41,375 [MOMONGA] There's mine. "Touch Me." 125 00:08:41,458 --> 00:08:45,417 "Shijuuten Suzaku." "Ankoro Mocchi Mocchi." 126 00:08:45,500 --> 00:08:47,917 "Herohero." "Peroroncino." 127 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:51,333 "Bukubuku Chagama." "Tabula Smaragdina." 128 00:08:51,417 --> 00:08:53,583 "Warrior Takemikazuchi." 129 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:56,958 "Variable Talisman." "Genjiro." 130 00:08:58,042 --> 00:09:01,792 [MOMONGA sighs] Well, it was fun. 131 00:09:03,208 --> 00:09:06,625 [MOMONGA] In fact, it was a blast. 132 00:09:08,208 --> 00:09:11,333 [MOMONGA sighs] I have to wake up at four AM. 133 00:09:11,417 --> 00:09:13,875 I better crash after the server shuts down. 134 00:09:13,958 --> 00:09:16,083 I don't wanna be a zombie at work. 135 00:09:27,875 --> 00:09:29,042 [MOMONGA gasps] 136 00:09:31,958 --> 00:09:34,667 [MOMONGA] Did the devs push back the server shutdown? 137 00:09:37,375 --> 00:09:38,833 [MOMONGA] Where's my console? 138 00:09:38,917 --> 00:09:41,708 I can't use chat or call a GM! 139 00:09:41,792 --> 00:09:43,208 What's going on?! 140 00:09:46,708 --> 00:09:49,708 [ALBEDO] Is something the matter, Lord Momonga? 141 00:09:49,792 --> 00:09:51,083 [MOMONGA] Hm? 142 00:09:53,458 --> 00:09:55,625 [MOMONGA] U-Uh... 143 00:09:58,833 --> 00:10:00,542 Lord Momonga? 144 00:10:01,375 --> 00:10:05,125 [ALBEDO] Lord Momonga? Is everything all right? 145 00:10:05,208 --> 00:10:06,583 You seem troubled, my lord. 146 00:10:06,667 --> 00:10:08,250 [MOMONGA] Uh... 147 00:10:08,333 --> 00:10:10,250 [ALBEDO gasps] 148 00:10:10,333 --> 00:10:13,000 If there's a problem, please let me help. 149 00:10:14,833 --> 00:10:16,792 [MOMONGA gasps] 150 00:10:21,583 --> 00:10:24,375 [AINS] The GM call function isn't working. 151 00:10:26,875 --> 00:10:29,500 I'm sorry, but I have no answer. 152 00:10:29,583 --> 00:10:31,375 This "GM Call" magic you speak of 153 00:10:31,458 --> 00:10:32,958 is beyond my comprehension. 154 00:10:33,042 --> 00:10:34,917 [MOMONGA] Her mouth is moving! 155 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:38,750 [ALBEDO] I realize my failure to assist you is inexcusable. 156 00:10:38,833 --> 00:10:41,333 I don't deserve it, but I beg for your mercy, lord. 157 00:10:41,417 --> 00:10:44,208 [MOMONGA] I'm actually talking with an NPC?! 158 00:10:45,292 --> 00:10:49,708 [MOMONGA] No way. Is this a bug? A programming error? 159 00:10:53,625 --> 00:10:55,125 [MOMONGA] Okay, the staff still functions 160 00:10:55,208 --> 00:10:58,458 like it normally does, but I can't use my console, 161 00:10:58,542 --> 00:11:00,958 or contact the administrators. 162 00:11:01,042 --> 00:11:02,958 What should I do? 163 00:11:03,042 --> 00:11:04,083 [AINS] Sebas! 164 00:11:04,167 --> 00:11:05,625 [SEBAS] Lord. 165 00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:08,833 [MOMONGA] Is it okay for me to give him orders? 166 00:11:08,917 --> 00:11:10,500 Ah, screw it. 167 00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:12,667 [AINS] Sebas. 168 00:11:12,750 --> 00:11:14,333 Step out of the Great Tomb and confirm 169 00:11:14,417 --> 00:11:17,042 the surroundings of Nazarick. 170 00:11:17,125 --> 00:11:20,167 By your command, my lord. I'll return. 171 00:11:20,250 --> 00:11:22,667 Pleiades, I want you on the ninth floor. 172 00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:25,500 If anyone tries to trespass, deal with them. 173 00:11:25,583 --> 00:11:29,625 As you wish, my lord. It will be done. 174 00:11:29,708 --> 00:11:31,750 [MOMONGA] They even recognize and respond to commands 175 00:11:31,833 --> 00:11:35,000 that aren't native to the game. 176 00:11:35,083 --> 00:11:37,875 What in the world is going on? 177 00:11:37,958 --> 00:11:39,125 Mm? 178 00:11:40,042 --> 00:11:41,542 [MOMONGA] Uh-- 179 00:11:41,625 --> 00:11:44,375 Think. How can I contact an administrator? 180 00:11:44,458 --> 00:11:46,833 The "GM Call" function is busted. 181 00:11:46,917 --> 00:11:48,958 The "Message" spell? Maybe. 182 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:51,208 It's normally used for players to contact each other, 183 00:11:51,292 --> 00:11:53,458 so there's a chance. 184 00:11:53,542 --> 00:11:56,333 But I'm not sure I can even use magic. 185 00:11:56,417 --> 00:11:58,083 [ALBEDO] So, Lord Momonga? 186 00:11:58,167 --> 00:11:59,167 [MOMONGA] Huh? 187 00:11:59,250 --> 00:12:01,542 Do you have any orders for me to obey? 188 00:12:01,625 --> 00:12:02,875 [AINS] Let's see. 189 00:12:02,958 --> 00:12:05,500 I guess, you could come here for a moment. 190 00:12:05,583 --> 00:12:07,750 Sure! 191 00:12:07,833 --> 00:12:10,417 [MOMONGA] Whoa! She smells great! 192 00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:11,917 Wait, "smell"? 193 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:15,417 There was never a function like that in Yggdrasil. 194 00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:17,500 [AINS] Albedo, may I touch you? 195 00:12:17,583 --> 00:12:19,417 Yes! 196 00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:20,583 [gasps] 197 00:12:20,667 --> 00:12:23,500 [MOMONGA] No way. She has a pulse. 198 00:12:23,583 --> 00:12:24,833 This is crazy! 199 00:12:24,917 --> 00:12:28,500 She's supposed to be an NPC run by an AI program. 200 00:12:28,583 --> 00:12:31,375 Why does she seem so alive? 201 00:12:31,458 --> 00:12:33,750 Okay. Focus. Last test. 202 00:12:33,833 --> 00:12:36,750 I have to confirm this, no matter the cost! 203 00:12:36,833 --> 00:12:40,667 [AINS] Albedo. May-- May I touch your chest? 204 00:12:40,750 --> 00:12:41,917 [ALBEDO] Eh? 205 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,958 [MOMONGA] Uh! This is necessary! Play it cool! 206 00:12:45,042 --> 00:12:47,417 Act natural, like it's no big deal. 207 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:50,042 Uh, you don't mind that, right? 208 00:12:50,125 --> 00:12:51,708 [MOMONGA] You blew it, n00b! 209 00:12:51,792 --> 00:12:55,208 Of course not! Touch me as much as you wish! 210 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,833 [MOMONGA] Uh... 211 00:13:04,125 --> 00:13:05,667 [moans] 212 00:13:05,750 --> 00:13:07,125 [MOMONGA] Let's think this through. 213 00:13:07,208 --> 00:13:09,000 The fact I can do something reserved for a hentai game 214 00:13:09,083 --> 00:13:11,625 means this isn't a new version of Yggdrasil, 215 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:16,875 and chances are slim that this is some new DMMO-RPG. 216 00:13:16,958 --> 00:13:19,083 Is it possible that this virtual world somehow 217 00:13:19,167 --> 00:13:21,917 became real all of a sudden? 218 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,417 No way. That's nuts. 219 00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:26,458 But, really, talking to the NPCS, 220 00:13:26,542 --> 00:13:28,375 smelling their scent, touching them... 221 00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:30,042 All of these things have been impossible 222 00:13:30,125 --> 00:13:32,000 to program into games. 223 00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:34,208 [MOMONGA] Hey! 224 00:13:34,292 --> 00:13:36,375 How long did I plan on fondling her? 225 00:13:36,458 --> 00:13:40,042 [AINS] A-Albedo. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to-- 226 00:13:40,125 --> 00:13:41,417 This is it, isn't it? 227 00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:43,125 You're going to take me right here? 228 00:13:43,208 --> 00:13:44,375 [AINS] Uh-- 229 00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:45,875 [ALBEDO] Oh! What shall I do about my clothes? 230 00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:47,250 Should I remove them on my own? 231 00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:49,625 Or would you prefer to get rid of them yourself? 232 00:13:49,708 --> 00:13:51,625 [AINS] Whoa! Hold on a moment, Albedo! 233 00:13:51,708 --> 00:13:53,625 This isn't right! 234 00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:54,958 [AINS clears throat] 235 00:13:55,042 --> 00:13:57,500 [AINS] Now is not the time to be doing such things. 236 00:13:57,583 --> 00:14:00,333 [ALBEDO gasps] I'm so sorry, Lord Momonga! 237 00:14:00,417 --> 00:14:04,708 [AINS] It's fine, Albedo. I forgive you completely. 238 00:14:04,792 --> 00:14:07,833 More importantly, I have an order for you. 239 00:14:07,917 --> 00:14:10,542 It would be my pleasure to serve you. 240 00:14:10,625 --> 00:14:12,292 [AINS] Except for the Guardians of the fourth 241 00:14:12,375 --> 00:14:14,125 and eighth floors, I want everyone to meet 242 00:14:14,208 --> 00:14:17,000 at the sixth floor's fighting arena. 243 00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:19,875 Have them gather there in one hour. 244 00:14:19,958 --> 00:14:21,917 As you wish, my lord. 245 00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:27,667 [MOMONGA] This is terrible. 246 00:14:27,750 --> 00:14:28,833 Tabula... 247 00:14:28,917 --> 00:14:30,500 I can't believe I took the NPC you made 248 00:14:30,583 --> 00:14:32,375 and tainted it like that. 249 00:14:39,083 --> 00:14:42,375 [MOMONGA] Dammit. I'll worry about that later. 250 00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:45,458 I have plenty of other problems to take care of first. 251 00:14:49,208 --> 00:14:50,417 [MOMONGA] It worked! 252 00:14:51,708 --> 00:14:52,958 [MOMONGA] The ring's teleportation ability 253 00:14:53,042 --> 00:14:55,000 has no issues. 254 00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:57,333 I can still use items. 255 00:14:58,917 --> 00:15:01,000 [MOMONGA] It looks like Albedo and the others are still loyal, 256 00:15:01,083 --> 00:15:03,250 just like they were programmed to be. 257 00:15:05,833 --> 00:15:08,708 [MOMONGA] So then, what about the other characters? 258 00:15:14,917 --> 00:15:16,292 [MOMONGA] The twin dark elves that Chagama 259 00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:18,917 created should be the Guardians of this floor. 260 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,750 Where are they? 261 00:15:20,833 --> 00:15:22,542 [AURA yells] 262 00:15:22,625 --> 00:15:24,042 [laughs] 263 00:15:25,667 --> 00:15:26,875 Crushed it! 264 00:15:26,958 --> 00:15:28,083 [AINS] Aura. 265 00:15:29,625 --> 00:15:31,583 We're honored to have you, Lord Momonga! 266 00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:33,958 Welcome to the sixth floor amphitheater. 267 00:15:34,042 --> 00:15:36,708 [AINS] I will only intrude for a little while. 268 00:15:36,792 --> 00:15:38,500 You must be joking, right? 269 00:15:38,583 --> 00:15:41,167 You are the ruler of the Great Tomb of Nazarick. 270 00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:43,042 Your power here is absolute. 271 00:15:43,125 --> 00:15:44,625 There isn't a guardian that would 272 00:15:44,708 --> 00:15:49,000 ever consider you an intruder, least of all my brother and I. 273 00:15:49,083 --> 00:15:51,333 [AINS] Speaking of... 274 00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:54,458 Mare! You're being rude to Lord Momonga! 275 00:15:54,542 --> 00:15:57,250 Stop cowering and get down here already! 276 00:15:57,333 --> 00:16:00,417 [MARE] But, Sis, I'm scared! Come on. 277 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:02,333 Mare! 278 00:16:02,417 --> 00:16:05,750 [MARE] Okay, okay, fine! I'm coming! 279 00:16:05,833 --> 00:16:07,667 [MARE grunts] 280 00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:08,458 [MARE yelps] 281 00:16:08,542 --> 00:16:11,542 [AURA] Good grief. 282 00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:14,500 [MARE pants] 283 00:16:14,583 --> 00:16:15,958 We're gettin' old, here. 284 00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:17,792 [MARE] I'm hurrying! 285 00:16:17,875 --> 00:16:19,250 Ah! 286 00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:22,792 [MARE] I apologize for making you wait, Lord Momonga. 287 00:16:22,875 --> 00:16:24,333 [AINS] It's fine. 288 00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:27,500 Now, I'd like for the two of you to help me with something. 289 00:16:27,583 --> 00:16:28,125 [BOTH gasp] 290 00:16:28,208 --> 00:16:29,375 Amazing! 291 00:16:29,458 --> 00:16:31,208 Is that the legendary item that will only bend 292 00:16:31,292 --> 00:16:34,375 to your whim, Lord Momonga? The fabled weapon of the Tomb? 293 00:16:34,458 --> 00:16:35,583 [AINS] Indeed. 294 00:16:35,667 --> 00:16:37,250 It was created through the combined efforts 295 00:16:37,333 --> 00:16:38,792 of the guild's past members. 296 00:16:38,875 --> 00:16:43,625 A testament of our dedication. The Staff of Ains Ooal Gown. 297 00:16:43,708 --> 00:16:45,375 Each stone in the mouths of the seven 298 00:16:45,458 --> 00:16:47,917 crowning snakes is a god level artifact. 299 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,083 On top of that, the power in the staff itself 300 00:16:50,167 --> 00:16:52,292 transcends god level. 301 00:16:52,375 --> 00:16:54,292 It is truly legendary. 302 00:16:54,375 --> 00:16:57,292 Its base stats are on par with any world level item. 303 00:16:57,375 --> 00:16:59,625 In fact, the DPS of its auto-attack alone 304 00:16:59,708 --> 00:17:00,708 could one-shot-- 305 00:17:00,792 --> 00:17:01,958 [clears throat] 306 00:17:02,042 --> 00:17:04,542 [AINS] Well, anyways. That's how it is. 307 00:17:04,625 --> 00:17:05,417 Incredible! 308 00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:07,625 Awesome! It's so cool! 309 00:17:07,708 --> 00:17:09,042 [AINS] I would like the two of you to help me 310 00:17:09,125 --> 00:17:10,667 run some tests with it. 311 00:17:10,750 --> 00:17:12,917 Right! We won't let you down, lord. 312 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,625 [AINS] Also, Aura. 313 00:17:14,708 --> 00:17:17,375 I've called for the other Guardians to meet here. 314 00:17:17,458 --> 00:17:19,708 They should arrive within the hour. 315 00:17:19,792 --> 00:17:23,417 Huh? Does that mean Shalltear's coming? 316 00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:24,750 [AINS] Yes. 317 00:17:27,542 --> 00:17:29,417 [MOMONGA] In Yggdrasil, if you wanted to conjure magic 318 00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:31,083 you just had to click the appropriate icon 319 00:17:31,167 --> 00:17:32,750 on your console. 320 00:17:32,833 --> 00:17:35,833 But now, that icon doesn't exist. 321 00:17:35,917 --> 00:17:39,500 However, if I focus hard enough, I don't need it. 322 00:17:39,583 --> 00:17:41,417 I feel the attack range of my spells, 323 00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:46,250 their individual cooldown rates. Even how much MP I have! 324 00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:48,000 I can do this. 325 00:17:49,083 --> 00:17:52,500 [AINS] Summon! Primal Fire Elemental! 326 00:17:58,625 --> 00:18:00,250 Oh, wow! 327 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,625 [PRIMAL FIRE ELEMENTAL roars] 328 00:18:06,708 --> 00:18:08,833 [AINS] The Primal Fire Elemental. 329 00:18:08,917 --> 00:18:11,625 Its level is in the upper 80s. 330 00:18:11,708 --> 00:18:13,083 [BOTH gasping, giggling] 331 00:18:13,167 --> 00:18:15,958 [AINS] So, would you like to fight it? 332 00:18:16,042 --> 00:18:17,667 Yeah! I'd love to! 333 00:18:17,750 --> 00:18:19,542 I just remembered, I have a few errands 334 00:18:19,625 --> 00:18:21,417 I still need to tend to. Bye! 335 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,667 --[AURA] C'mon! --[MARE whimpers] 336 00:18:29,792 --> 00:18:34,042 [AINS] Primal Fire Elemental. Attack the dark elf twins! 337 00:18:38,917 --> 00:18:40,250 [AURA yells] 338 00:18:42,875 --> 00:18:43,375 [gasps] 339 00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:44,375 [whimpers] 340 00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:46,250 Magic Shield! 341 00:18:49,292 --> 00:18:51,000 [AURA yells] 342 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,833 [MOMONGA] I had a feeling this would be easy for them. 343 00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:59,958 Now I know my other magic skills work, as well. But... 344 00:19:00,042 --> 00:19:00,833 [AINS] "Message." 345 00:19:00,917 --> 00:19:03,375 [beeping] 346 00:19:03,458 --> 00:19:04,583 [MOMONGA] No go. 347 00:19:04,667 --> 00:19:07,250 I can't connect to a GM or my guild members. 348 00:19:12,125 --> 00:19:13,208 [SEBAS] I'm here. 349 00:19:13,292 --> 00:19:15,167 Is there something you need, Lord Momonga? 350 00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:18,458 [MOMONGA] Wha--? My "Message" spell connected? 351 00:19:18,542 --> 00:19:21,625 [AINS] Sebas? How do things look on the outside? 352 00:19:21,708 --> 00:19:25,083 [SEBAS] Well, lord, there is a slight problem. 353 00:19:25,167 --> 00:19:28,167 [AINS] Hm. I have called all the Guardians to gather. 354 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:31,000 Come to the amphitheater on the sixth floor immediately. 355 00:19:31,083 --> 00:19:33,875 You can report what you saw once you're here. 356 00:19:33,958 --> 00:19:35,500 [SEBAS] Understood. 357 00:19:40,125 --> 00:19:43,250 [AINS] Well done. That was impressive. 358 00:19:43,333 --> 00:19:44,458 That was fun! 359 00:19:44,542 --> 00:19:47,625 I haven't exercised that much in a while! 360 00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:49,875 [AINS] You two must be thirsty. 361 00:20:01,375 --> 00:20:03,000 [AURA] I have to admit, Lord Momonga, 362 00:20:03,083 --> 00:20:04,708 I thought you'd be scarier. 363 00:20:04,792 --> 00:20:06,375 [AINS] Oh, is that so? 364 00:20:06,458 --> 00:20:08,833 I can do that if you'd like me to. 365 00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:12,500 I like you this way. It's the best! 366 00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:13,833 [AINS] Hmph. 367 00:20:17,792 --> 00:20:23,083 [SHALLTEAR] My, my. It appears I'm the first to arrive. 368 00:20:23,167 --> 00:20:24,417 [MOMONGA] Well. 369 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:26,500 I don't have the foggiest idea what's going on. 370 00:20:26,583 --> 00:20:29,875 But it seems as if the NPCs are all loyal to me. 371 00:20:29,958 --> 00:20:33,000 Hm. In that case, I should probably 372 00:20:33,083 --> 00:20:35,250 keep playing my role and act like a proper superior 373 00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:36,875 in front of them. 374 00:20:36,958 --> 00:20:38,583 While I'm at it, I'll learn everything I can 375 00:20:38,667 --> 00:20:41,583 about this world. I was max level in Yggdrasil. 376 00:20:41,667 --> 00:20:44,292 I wonder how strong I'll be here? 377 00:20:44,375 --> 00:20:45,875 And, if this is another world, 378 00:20:45,958 --> 00:20:48,375 should I even try to return to my old one? 379 00:20:48,458 --> 00:20:51,333 It's not like I had anything special back there. 380 00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,167 I had no friends or family. 381 00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:55,875 All I ever did was work, eat, and sleep. 382 00:20:55,958 --> 00:20:59,625 In all honesty, my life wasn't worth much. 383 00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:05,792 My lord. We, the Guardians, 384 00:21:05,875 --> 00:21:08,833 pledge our fidelity. 385 00:21:08,917 --> 00:21:10,708 I am the guardian of the first, second, 386 00:21:10,792 --> 00:21:16,333 and third floors, Shalltear Bloodfallen. I serve and obey. 387 00:21:16,417 --> 00:21:18,167 [COCYTUS] The guardian of the fifth floor. 388 00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:22,083 Cocytus. I serve and obey. 389 00:21:23,417 --> 00:21:25,250 I am the guardian of the sixth floor, 390 00:21:25,333 --> 00:21:26,833 Aura Bella Fiora. 391 00:21:26,917 --> 00:21:28,708 I am her brother, and also the guardian 392 00:21:28,792 --> 00:21:31,958 of the sixth floor, Mare Bello Fiore. 393 00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:34,292 [BOTH] We serve and obey. 394 00:21:34,375 --> 00:21:36,292 The guardian of the seventh floor. 395 00:21:36,375 --> 00:21:39,917 Demiurge. I serve and obey. 396 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:45,208 The leader of the Guardians. Albedo. I serve and obey. 397 00:21:46,667 --> 00:21:49,417 Other than Victim, guardian of the eighth floor, 398 00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:52,792 and Gargantua, who faithfully guards the fourth, 399 00:21:52,875 --> 00:21:55,250 all of the Guardians have gathered as requested, 400 00:21:55,333 --> 00:21:58,167 and pledged their undying loyalty. 401 00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:02,083 Supreme One, we await your orders. 402 00:22:02,167 --> 00:22:05,958 You need but to ask it of us, and it shall be done. 403 00:23:41,042 --> 00:23:44,792 [AINS] Magic... NPCs... Items... 404 00:23:44,875 --> 00:23:47,708 Now that the system of the DMMO-RPG, Yggdrasil, 405 00:23:47,792 --> 00:23:51,083 has completely changed, I must blindly nagvigate my way 406 00:23:51,167 --> 00:23:53,250 through this new world and put on a brave front 407 00:23:53,333 --> 00:23:55,042 for my Guardians. 408 00:23:55,125 --> 00:23:57,292 They have pledged their loyalty to an absolute 409 00:23:57,375 --> 00:23:59,708 and Supreme Overlord. 410 00:23:59,792 --> 00:24:01,667 If I don't meet their expectations, 411 00:24:01,750 --> 00:24:04,125 it could be disastrous. 412 00:24:04,208 --> 00:24:09,000 I'll have to keep my composure and move without error. 413 00:24:09,083 --> 00:24:12,458 Chapter two: "Floor Guardians."