1 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:43,168 You're back with us! 2 00:00:45,963 --> 00:00:51,385 Manousos, can you hear us? How are you feeling? 3 00:00:52,761 --> 00:00:55,514 Do you remember what happened to you? 4 00:00:56,348 --> 00:00:57,766 You gave us quite a scare. 5 00:00:59,226 --> 00:01:03,021 The good news is that the infection is responding to antibiotics. 6 00:01:04,772 --> 00:01:08,694 However, you'll probably need to stay here awhile. 7 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:12,656 You have to regain your strength. 8 00:01:19,663 --> 00:01:20,664 Manousos. 9 00:01:21,373 --> 00:01:24,501 We understand this is a lot to process. 10 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:30,090 But you need more time to heal. Your body, it needs rest, it needs... 11 00:01:30,174 --> 00:01:31,633 I am leaving. 12 00:01:33,051 --> 00:01:34,511 What do I owe? 13 00:01:35,012 --> 00:01:36,889 The bill! What do I owe? 14 00:01:38,223 --> 00:01:39,349 You owe us nothing. 15 00:01:40,642 --> 00:01:41,768 Not you. 16 00:01:41,852 --> 00:01:45,272 The real people who were here before. 17 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:49,735 The hospital. Stitches, medicine. Everything costs something! 18 00:01:50,027 --> 00:01:51,111 Before The Joining, 19 00:01:51,195 --> 00:01:55,324 your treatments from this particular hospital would have cost… 20 00:01:55,407 --> 00:02:00,662 $8,277.53 in either Balboas or American dollars. 21 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:01,997 Balboas? 22 00:02:04,374 --> 00:02:05,918 I'm in Panama? 23 00:02:08,836 --> 00:02:11,173 Will you be requiring an itemized receipt? 24 00:02:22,184 --> 00:02:25,854 I, Manousos Oviedo, owe this hospital $8,277.53. 25 00:02:25,938 --> 00:02:28,565 Plus one ambulance. 26 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:06,705 Oh, please don't get up. 27 00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:08,248 - Sorry. - Our pleasure. 28 00:04:09,541 --> 00:04:11,210 - Thanks. - Uh-huh. 29 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:25,682 Thank you. 30 00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:29,061 Cheers. 31 00:04:29,144 --> 00:04:30,145 Oh, cheers. 32 00:04:39,321 --> 00:04:40,447 It's not too sweet? 33 00:04:41,073 --> 00:04:42,991 I always worry I don't add enough water. 34 00:04:43,075 --> 00:04:44,743 - It's perfect. - Yeah? 35 00:04:46,537 --> 00:04:48,872 'Cause I can add more if you want. Uh, water. 36 00:04:55,212 --> 00:04:56,755 The O'Keeffe looks good in here. 37 00:04:58,173 --> 00:04:59,174 Oh. 38 00:05:00,092 --> 00:05:02,511 I was about to return that. 39 00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:04,930 Oh, we think it looks wonderful right there. 40 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:07,349 I was… 41 00:05:07,432 --> 00:05:11,478 …just, um, keeping it safe, really. 42 00:05:12,104 --> 00:05:14,439 There's been a lot of animals roaming around here. 43 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:16,483 Wolves. 44 00:05:17,359 --> 00:05:19,903 Buffalo. Buffalos. 45 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:25,242 And if they were to wander into the museums 46 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:28,078 and start rubbing up against the paintings, it's gonna be… 47 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:29,830 Yeah. 48 00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:31,915 That could be problematic. 49 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:37,713 We can secure all those buildings if you like. 50 00:05:37,796 --> 00:05:38,797 Great. 51 00:05:39,298 --> 00:05:40,465 That would be great. 52 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:43,594 Don't want a buffalo eating the Mona Lisa. 53 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:07,784 I don't know what to talk about. 54 00:06:11,163 --> 00:06:13,332 Who says we have to? 55 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:17,920 How about a board game? 56 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:23,926 - Seriously? - Mm-hmm. Could be fun. 57 00:06:28,514 --> 00:06:30,390 All right. 58 00:06:32,518 --> 00:06:33,519 Um… 59 00:06:36,230 --> 00:06:37,814 Mmm… 60 00:06:44,780 --> 00:06:47,658 So, what are we feeling? 61 00:06:48,617 --> 00:06:50,160 Um… 62 00:06:51,954 --> 00:06:53,497 - Bananagrams? - Ah. 63 00:06:54,289 --> 00:06:56,166 No. That wouldn't be any fun. 64 00:06:56,250 --> 00:06:58,085 You know all the words. 65 00:06:58,168 --> 00:06:59,169 Um… 66 00:06:59,795 --> 00:07:01,547 Chess. No. 67 00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:02,881 Jesus, no. 68 00:07:02,965 --> 00:07:05,717 Also, you're missing a white rook, remember? 69 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,262 But we can get you a new one. 70 00:07:08,345 --> 00:07:12,182 What else we got? 71 00:07:12,266 --> 00:07:13,267 Um… 72 00:07:14,142 --> 00:07:17,813 Risk. Oh, world domination. That's hilarious. 73 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:20,816 Not sure why we even have that one. 74 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:21,900 Um… 75 00:07:23,569 --> 00:07:25,696 What about the one you used to play with your cousins? 76 00:07:34,997 --> 00:07:37,749 - Ah. - Too slow. 77 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:42,629 Are you letting me win? Or do you just suck at this? 78 00:07:42,713 --> 00:07:45,465 Keep playing and you'll find out. 79 00:07:48,260 --> 00:07:51,722 I have not thought about this game in years. 80 00:07:52,848 --> 00:07:56,602 - Hmm. - My nana had a blue deck and a red deck, 81 00:07:56,685 --> 00:08:00,814 and she used to make us put 'em all back in the right boxes before we put 'em away. 82 00:08:01,773 --> 00:08:03,233 Loser has to sort. 83 00:08:06,612 --> 00:08:08,447 Would you like your cousin Henry to come visit? 84 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:11,658 You haven't seen him since Christmas 2005. 85 00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:16,747 It would be exactly like talking to you, right? 86 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:20,459 Then, nah. 87 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:23,420 He didn't wanna see me these past 41 days, why bother now? 88 00:08:26,632 --> 00:08:29,301 So why do they call it spit? 89 00:08:30,344 --> 00:08:31,887 We don't know exactly. 90 00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:33,639 What do you mean? You know everything. 91 00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:35,097 - Right? Spit. - Uh-huh. 92 00:08:36,767 --> 00:08:39,227 We know it originated in the UK during the '80s. 93 00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:43,273 There's different theories as to who named it, but no clear answer. 94 00:08:43,357 --> 00:08:44,942 - Uh, ready? - Mm-hmm. 95 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,026 Spit. 96 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:48,987 In 1986, a man named… 97 00:08:49,530 --> 00:08:51,406 - Oh! - Ha! 98 00:08:51,490 --> 00:08:52,491 Wow. 99 00:08:52,574 --> 00:08:55,285 It's like playing cards with fucking Google. 100 00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:02,501 Is everyone back now? 101 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:06,880 Mostly. Another hour or two should do it. 102 00:09:11,176 --> 00:09:13,303 Um… 103 00:09:13,804 --> 00:09:14,805 Do you… 104 00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:19,101 You think you guys could maybe, um, power wash that up? 105 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:21,979 Absolutely. 106 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:24,064 Thanks. 107 00:09:27,109 --> 00:09:29,486 Well, uh, have a good night. 108 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:33,657 Carol, we can stick around if you like. 109 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:34,867 As long as you want. 110 00:09:34,950 --> 00:09:37,160 What? No. No, no. I'm sure you have things to do. 111 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:40,622 And I've got, like, a bunch of chores, whatnot. 112 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:52,467 It just, uh, occurred to me… 113 00:09:52,551 --> 00:09:54,761 …I never even thought to ask you where you live. 114 00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:57,890 There's no such thing as ownership anymore. 115 00:09:58,557 --> 00:09:59,808 No private property. 116 00:10:00,851 --> 00:10:03,854 Wherever we hang our hat is our home. 117 00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:05,480 Right, but… 118 00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:07,733 I mean, where do you sleep at night? 119 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:09,526 We can show you. 120 00:10:27,336 --> 00:10:28,837 Everybody sleeps together? 121 00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:30,547 Mm-hmm. 122 00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:32,591 Why? 123 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:35,219 It saves on electricity. 124 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:36,386 Natural gas. 125 00:10:36,470 --> 00:10:41,141 It's more efficient to heat and cool one big room than hundreds of small ones. 126 00:10:42,643 --> 00:10:45,896 This isn't gonna turn into the orgy scene at the end of that Matrix movie, is it? 127 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,397 Not unless you want it to. 128 00:10:57,282 --> 00:10:59,743 We make use of spaces like this all over the world. 129 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:03,080 - Malls, churches, convention centers. - Oh. 130 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,749 Wait, this dog is not one of you, is it? 131 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:06,959 Definitely not. 132 00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:08,961 Though he is a very good boy. 133 00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:10,963 His name is Bear Jordan. 134 00:11:11,046 --> 00:11:13,549 Hey. Hey, Bear. 135 00:11:14,216 --> 00:11:15,926 Hey. 136 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:20,097 - I didn't realize you kept pets. - We don't. 137 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:24,643 But when an animal refuses to leave its former owner's side, we take care of them. 138 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:28,355 Bear is fond of Malcolm over there. 139 00:11:35,487 --> 00:11:37,155 Would you like to stay with us tonight? 140 00:11:40,409 --> 00:11:42,369 We can make you your own bed, if you'd like. 141 00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:43,704 - Oh, no, no. - In private. 142 00:11:43,787 --> 00:11:47,499 That's okay. I'm gonna, uh, head home. 143 00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:49,418 Whatever makes you happy. 144 00:11:50,294 --> 00:11:53,630 We can drive you. Or you're welcome to take our car. 145 00:11:53,714 --> 00:11:55,215 I'll figure something out. 146 00:11:56,842 --> 00:11:58,302 Do you mind if we lie down? 147 00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:00,554 Oh. Oh… Uh, please. 148 00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:28,183 We had a wonderful time with you. 149 00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:30,811 We're very happy to be back. 150 00:13:32,229 --> 00:13:33,230 Yeah. 151 00:13:39,695 --> 00:13:41,530 Would you like us to make you breakfast? 152 00:13:43,532 --> 00:13:45,158 No, no. I can manage. 153 00:13:50,289 --> 00:13:51,707 I had a nice time too. 154 00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:20,504 Whoa. 155 00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:23,549 Hard to beat this view. 156 00:15:33,225 --> 00:15:34,685 Man, I love trains. 157 00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:39,982 There's just something about the sound of a train horn, you know? 158 00:15:40,566 --> 00:15:42,317 - What about it? - Hmm? 159 00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:47,197 Come on, I must've told some human being at some point that I love train horns. 160 00:15:52,244 --> 00:15:54,246 I thought you knew everything about me. 161 00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:55,455 Not this. 162 00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:02,254 It is… 163 00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:05,257 the loneliest sound in the world. 164 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:21,857 How do you do that? 165 00:16:22,441 --> 00:16:26,695 Something to do with the body's electromagnetic field. 166 00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:29,364 Our natural electric charge, so to speak. 167 00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:33,118 You have one too, just unused. 168 00:16:33,702 --> 00:16:36,622 So… like radio? 169 00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:37,789 Sort of. 170 00:16:37,873 --> 00:16:40,250 But radio transmission is like talking. 171 00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:41,585 It's conscious. 172 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,712 Our communication is unconscious. 173 00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:44,880 Homeostatic. 174 00:16:45,631 --> 00:16:46,965 Like breathing. 175 00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:49,426 So… 176 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,805 No. No. 177 00:16:53,889 --> 00:16:56,350 There's still a lot we don't really understand. 178 00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:57,434 Hmm. 179 00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:02,022 Why do you still need trains anyway? 180 00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:07,986 Food distribution. 181 00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:29,842 Carol, you okay? 182 00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:32,845 Oh, yeah. I'm great. 183 00:17:32,928 --> 00:17:35,681 - Sorry. Carry on. - Oh. 184 00:17:37,808 --> 00:17:39,351 Does this feel good to you too? 185 00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:41,478 Absolutely. 186 00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:43,146 So… 187 00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:46,275 Like… how? 188 00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:49,069 I mean, I know you're getting a massage right now, 189 00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:52,865 but technically it's you giving it to yourself. 190 00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:54,533 Yes. 191 00:17:55,659 --> 00:17:59,121 Meanwhile, you're simultaneously giving me a massage. 192 00:17:59,204 --> 00:18:01,915 - So, I mean… - That's true. 193 00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:08,505 How does that work? 194 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:13,135 Does everyone feel what you're feeling right now? 195 00:18:14,178 --> 00:18:16,096 Is the whole world getting a massage? 196 00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:18,682 No. Not exactly. 197 00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:21,518 It's kind of like… 198 00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:25,397 In the last ten minutes, 199 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:31,695 there's been 1,674 deaths and 965 births. 200 00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:33,906 And… Oh. 201 00:18:34,489 --> 00:18:40,037 J-Just as we said this, a man in Bulgaria was accidentally impaled on an iron fence. 202 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,413 Oh, Jesus. 203 00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:42,497 Oh, it's okay. 204 00:18:42,581 --> 00:18:46,460 We don't think he pierced anything vital. 205 00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:50,380 To feel everything all at once would be unbearable. 206 00:18:50,881 --> 00:18:53,759 But we know it as it happens. 207 00:18:54,426 --> 00:18:56,428 We're aware. 208 00:18:58,514 --> 00:19:02,059 Like we're aware that you just got goose bumps. 209 00:19:06,355 --> 00:19:09,650 Having said all that… 210 00:19:11,610 --> 00:19:16,031 …this massage feels… good. 211 00:19:29,461 --> 00:19:31,004 So, that's where it came from. 212 00:19:31,088 --> 00:19:32,089 That's it. 213 00:19:32,798 --> 00:19:34,007 Its star, anyway. 214 00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:37,010 - Kepler-22. - Uh-huh. 215 00:19:37,094 --> 00:19:40,597 And the planet, which you can't see, is Kepler-22b. 216 00:19:41,098 --> 00:19:44,768 That's our name for it. We have no idea what they call it. 217 00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:48,438 It's got a radius roughly twice that of Earth, 218 00:19:48,522 --> 00:19:51,650 and we think their planet may be one enormous ocean. 219 00:19:55,279 --> 00:20:00,909 Sometimes we close our eyes and try to picture it. 220 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:15,007 I'm not sure I'm looking in the right spot. 221 00:20:15,507 --> 00:20:17,384 I mean, I see the… 222 00:20:17,968 --> 00:20:20,220 …the Swan, I think. 223 00:20:20,304 --> 00:20:22,848 Do you see a star brighter than the others? 224 00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:25,642 Uh… yes. 225 00:20:25,726 --> 00:20:27,102 That's Deneb. 226 00:20:27,186 --> 00:20:30,772 Then if you trace a straight line up from the first section of wing, 227 00:20:30,856 --> 00:20:32,900 you should see a tiny dot of light. 228 00:20:32,983 --> 00:20:35,319 I can't tell one dot from the next. 229 00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:37,988 There's a lot of light pollution coming from the city. 230 00:20:38,822 --> 00:20:40,657 Let's see what we can do about that. 231 00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:50,083 Wow. 232 00:20:53,462 --> 00:20:54,463 Try it now. 233 00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:02,012 We could place it in the center of the eyepiece for you. 234 00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:03,639 Might make it easier for you to spot. 235 00:21:03,722 --> 00:21:06,099 Oh, uh, wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 236 00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:07,351 Yeah, I think I see it. 237 00:21:07,851 --> 00:21:09,186 - I see it. - Yeah? 238 00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:11,188 I do. 239 00:21:14,358 --> 00:21:16,151 Hmm. Yeah. 240 00:21:19,029 --> 00:21:24,743 So, what are the people like on Kepler-22b? 241 00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:28,413 We'll probably never learn the first thing about them. 242 00:21:29,164 --> 00:21:30,249 They're too far away. 243 00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:32,918 But we know we love them. 244 00:21:33,418 --> 00:21:34,795 And we're grateful to them. 245 00:21:35,754 --> 00:21:38,423 And we'll pay it forward, however long that may take. 246 00:21:39,049 --> 00:21:40,300 What does that mean? 247 00:21:41,927 --> 00:21:43,512 We have to share their gift. 248 00:21:43,595 --> 00:21:46,265 With whoever else might be out there. 249 00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:54,231 Just to be clear, out there, "out there"? 250 00:21:55,524 --> 00:21:56,525 Mm-hmm. 251 00:21:57,734 --> 00:21:59,653 How exactly will you do that? 252 00:22:45,282 --> 00:22:47,242 Can you do me a favor? 253 00:22:50,871 --> 00:22:51,872 Hey. 254 00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:55,667 Thanks. Thanks. 255 00:22:55,751 --> 00:22:57,461 Our pleasure. 256 00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:59,796 Does this mean what we think it means? 257 00:23:00,964 --> 00:23:02,883 - What? - You're writing again? 258 00:23:03,967 --> 00:23:04,968 Writing… 259 00:23:05,886 --> 00:23:08,013 Wycaro. Yeah. 260 00:23:08,096 --> 00:23:09,640 Yeah. 261 00:23:09,723 --> 00:23:13,560 I had an idea and just started filling up the whiteboard, 262 00:23:13,644 --> 00:23:15,604 and suddenly my marker ran dry. 263 00:23:16,188 --> 00:23:17,940 So, yeah. I'm writing again. 264 00:23:18,023 --> 00:23:20,817 Well, don't… don't let us keep you. 265 00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:25,405 We are just so excited to have something new to read. 266 00:23:25,489 --> 00:23:27,199 And another Wycaro. 267 00:23:27,282 --> 00:23:29,910 That's only if you want to share it with us, of course. 268 00:23:29,993 --> 00:23:31,411 Absolutely no pressure. 269 00:23:31,495 --> 00:23:32,788 Um… 270 00:23:32,871 --> 00:23:34,164 Sure. 271 00:23:34,790 --> 00:23:37,167 Happy writing, Carol. 272 00:24:42,608 --> 00:24:44,234 That was good. 273 00:24:45,652 --> 00:24:46,987 It was close. 274 00:24:47,070 --> 00:24:48,238 Whoopee. 275 00:24:48,322 --> 00:24:50,032 D-Don't patronize me. 276 00:24:50,115 --> 00:24:51,283 I'm telling you. 277 00:24:51,366 --> 00:24:53,952 I swear to God, when I was a kid, I used to crush this game. 278 00:24:54,036 --> 00:24:55,120 We know. 279 00:25:00,834 --> 00:25:02,336 Are you frickin' kidding me? 280 00:25:02,419 --> 00:25:03,420 Jesus. 281 00:25:04,087 --> 00:25:05,839 You told me you never played before. 282 00:25:05,923 --> 00:25:07,007 Zosia's never played. 283 00:25:07,090 --> 00:25:11,553 But we have the combined knowledge of every living croquet champion, 284 00:25:11,637 --> 00:25:14,556 so that's, you know, a bit of an advantage. 285 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:16,767 Yeah. I get that with, like, chess or whatever, 286 00:25:16,850 --> 00:25:18,727 but hitting a ball is muscle memory. 287 00:25:19,895 --> 00:25:21,772 You guys all share that too? 288 00:25:22,773 --> 00:25:26,818 Maybe. Or maybe you just suck. 289 00:25:32,407 --> 00:25:35,244 - Huh! We're doing that. - Mmm. 290 00:25:35,327 --> 00:25:37,037 Okay. Okay. 291 00:25:38,330 --> 00:25:42,918 Well, just for that, um… …I'm gonna beat all seven billion of you. 292 00:25:43,001 --> 00:25:45,003 - Oh. - Yep. So, 293 00:25:45,087 --> 00:25:48,549 seven billion butts about to get kicked. 294 00:25:49,758 --> 00:25:51,301 May we ask you a question? 295 00:25:51,385 --> 00:25:52,386 Sure. 296 00:25:53,554 --> 00:25:55,472 What was your best day writing? 297 00:25:55,556 --> 00:25:56,807 No such thing. 298 00:25:57,432 --> 00:25:58,684 Really? 299 00:25:58,767 --> 00:26:00,561 Come on, you have other writers in there. 300 00:26:00,644 --> 00:26:02,604 You should know. That's like asking, uh, 301 00:26:02,688 --> 00:26:04,857 "What's the most fun you ever had getting your teeth drilled?" 302 00:26:06,525 --> 00:26:08,944 You poor, tortured artist. 303 00:26:09,611 --> 00:26:11,613 By the way, it's still my turn. 304 00:26:15,742 --> 00:26:16,827 Why are you asking? 305 00:26:39,433 --> 00:26:42,936 This place has been closed for years. 306 00:26:49,818 --> 00:26:53,989 I never thought I would be back here. 307 00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:01,079 May we join you? 308 00:27:01,163 --> 00:27:02,331 Uh, please, please. 309 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,376 Thanks. 310 00:27:06,460 --> 00:27:08,378 Would you tell us what you're feeling? 311 00:27:08,462 --> 00:27:10,631 We'd be honored to share it with you. 312 00:27:15,385 --> 00:27:16,595 Well, um… 313 00:27:18,722 --> 00:27:21,141 It all started right here. As you obviously know. 314 00:27:26,063 --> 00:27:29,441 I used to write longhand on yellow legal pads. 315 00:27:30,108 --> 00:27:32,402 That I stole from my temp job. 316 00:27:32,486 --> 00:27:37,741 I had like 20 of 'em, and I'd have to go back and forth, scratch stuff out. 317 00:27:37,824 --> 00:27:41,453 The whole time, I'm just dreaming of saving up enough money for a laptop. 318 00:27:41,537 --> 00:27:43,789 And then I'd rip the pages out, 319 00:27:43,872 --> 00:27:47,251 clip them all together with this giant metal clip, 320 00:27:47,334 --> 00:27:49,002 which I also stole… 321 00:27:49,086 --> 00:27:52,506 …which took both hands to pry it open… 322 00:27:53,131 --> 00:27:56,969 …just enough that I could add a single page. 323 00:27:59,471 --> 00:28:02,057 It would give me huge dents in my palms. 324 00:28:02,140 --> 00:28:04,059 The whole thing was a fuckin' nightmare. 325 00:28:06,854 --> 00:28:11,108 Oh, and there was this waitress, um… Bri. 326 00:28:12,109 --> 00:28:14,278 I loved her. She kept my coffee topped off. 327 00:28:14,361 --> 00:28:17,239 She never hassled me about hogging the booth all day long. 328 00:28:22,911 --> 00:28:24,246 Oh, my God. 329 00:28:27,207 --> 00:28:28,959 Take all the time you need, hon. 330 00:28:39,136 --> 00:28:41,388 This place. 331 00:28:41,889 --> 00:28:43,640 This place… 332 00:28:46,810 --> 00:28:48,395 was my escape. 333 00:28:50,564 --> 00:28:51,982 I was devastated when it… 334 00:28:55,485 --> 00:28:57,362 it… Wait, it burned down. 335 00:29:00,157 --> 00:29:01,283 You rebuilt it? 336 00:29:03,035 --> 00:29:04,745 From… Wait. From nothing? 337 00:29:05,329 --> 00:29:06,330 From an empty lot? 338 00:29:07,331 --> 00:29:08,457 We did. 339 00:29:18,133 --> 00:29:19,635 God, I miss those days. 340 00:29:21,595 --> 00:29:24,556 Working all night, so I could write all morning, and then… 341 00:29:25,349 --> 00:29:27,935 I mean, those were the best days. 342 00:29:41,114 --> 00:29:42,574 Is everything okay? 343 00:29:52,584 --> 00:29:53,585 Carol? 344 00:31:08,994 --> 00:31:10,704 You left us kind of quickly today. 345 00:31:11,205 --> 00:31:12,623 Is everything all right? 346 00:31:12,706 --> 00:31:14,249 Yeah, peachy. 347 00:31:14,791 --> 00:31:16,084 Sarcasm. 348 00:31:16,168 --> 00:31:17,419 Yes. 349 00:31:18,629 --> 00:31:20,797 You want a drink? You want a drink. 350 00:31:20,881 --> 00:31:23,091 We'll have one if it pleases you. 351 00:31:23,175 --> 00:31:24,676 "We." 352 00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:26,345 "We think. We want." 353 00:31:26,929 --> 00:31:29,181 Would it kill you to say "I"? 354 00:31:30,098 --> 00:31:32,100 - Would it? - Of course not. 355 00:31:33,769 --> 00:31:34,770 We… 356 00:31:35,687 --> 00:31:39,566 I… find it odd, semantically, 357 00:31:39,650 --> 00:31:40,943 but, of course, she could… 358 00:31:41,568 --> 00:31:42,569 We c… 359 00:31:42,653 --> 00:31:44,613 - Um… - Wow. 360 00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:48,116 All the brains in the world, and you can't navigate a fucking pronoun. 361 00:31:49,243 --> 00:31:50,577 Is this why you're upset? 362 00:31:53,247 --> 00:31:55,958 Where was that waitress living? 363 00:31:56,041 --> 00:31:57,042 Bri. 364 00:31:57,543 --> 00:32:00,963 On "Joining Day," back when she was she, not you. 365 00:32:01,046 --> 00:32:02,256 Where was she? 366 00:32:02,339 --> 00:32:03,340 Miami. 367 00:32:03,423 --> 00:32:05,926 Hmm. Working? Vacation? 368 00:32:06,426 --> 00:32:09,012 Working. As a cosmetologist. 369 00:32:09,596 --> 00:32:11,807 - Recently married. - Oh. 370 00:32:11,890 --> 00:32:13,141 But not anymore. 371 00:32:13,225 --> 00:32:17,896 So, she had moved on with her life, and then, what? 372 00:32:17,980 --> 00:32:23,944 You dragged her back here to do a little playacting? Waitress theater? 373 00:32:24,820 --> 00:32:27,781 Carol, we're not sure we understand what's troubling you. 374 00:32:28,907 --> 00:32:30,492 Can you be more specific? 375 00:32:30,576 --> 00:32:33,245 You are trying to distract me. 376 00:32:34,288 --> 00:32:35,581 Knock me off course. 377 00:32:37,457 --> 00:32:40,002 You rebuild my favorite diner, 378 00:32:40,627 --> 00:32:44,089 you jump for joy when I tell you I'm writing again, 379 00:32:44,173 --> 00:32:45,382 but it's all an act. 380 00:32:45,465 --> 00:32:49,261 It's manipulative bullshit because you know I haven't given up. 381 00:32:49,970 --> 00:32:50,971 Admit it. 382 00:32:52,055 --> 00:32:54,224 Tell me you know I won't give up. 383 00:32:55,642 --> 00:32:56,643 We know. 384 00:32:59,813 --> 00:33:01,940 We wish you would. 385 00:33:03,192 --> 00:33:06,737 But it's also true we love Wycaro. 386 00:33:06,820 --> 00:33:08,864 All right, honesty. 387 00:33:09,364 --> 00:33:11,325 Let's go for it. Cards on the table. 388 00:33:11,909 --> 00:33:13,118 I like you. 389 00:33:13,202 --> 00:33:15,329 You people. You-You… whatever. 390 00:33:15,412 --> 00:33:16,997 You're… 391 00:33:18,373 --> 00:33:20,876 There… There's a lot of things that I like about you, 392 00:33:21,502 --> 00:33:23,086 but this? 393 00:33:25,047 --> 00:33:27,007 This is a train wreck. 394 00:33:27,966 --> 00:33:29,718 This is unsustainable. 395 00:33:30,636 --> 00:33:33,514 It's mental illness. It's psychosis. 396 00:33:33,597 --> 00:33:37,142 You are starving, and you can't even pick a goddamn apple off a tree? 397 00:33:37,226 --> 00:33:38,477 I… How… 398 00:33:40,687 --> 00:33:46,985 Someone has to put the world right, even if it means you all leave me again. 399 00:33:47,069 --> 00:33:49,571 Even if it means that I'm… 400 00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:20,495 - Morning. - Hey. 401 00:35:23,498 --> 00:35:25,709 Uh, how long have you been awake? 402 00:35:25,792 --> 00:35:27,794 Uh… long enough. 403 00:35:35,177 --> 00:35:36,887 Do you want to read chapter one? 404 00:36:17,427 --> 00:36:19,555 Don't leave me hanging. 405 00:36:20,848 --> 00:36:21,890 Raban… 406 00:36:23,767 --> 00:36:24,977 is a woman now. 407 00:36:25,060 --> 00:36:26,144 Long overdue. 408 00:36:26,812 --> 00:36:29,815 But I figured, now… …why not? 409 00:36:29,898 --> 00:36:31,400 Makes sense. 410 00:36:31,483 --> 00:36:34,528 So, are you going to just retcon it? 411 00:36:35,153 --> 00:36:37,322 No need. 412 00:36:37,406 --> 00:36:39,241 - It can happen canonically. - How? 413 00:36:39,324 --> 00:36:41,660 The Font of Truth from the second book? 414 00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:43,412 N-No. 415 00:36:43,495 --> 00:36:44,872 No, that wouldn't work. 416 00:36:44,955 --> 00:36:48,250 - No… …yeah, you're right. - The Shapeshifters of Gollinbray. 417 00:36:50,544 --> 00:36:53,505 I was thinking of the Caverns of... 418 00:36:53,589 --> 00:36:55,090 - The Caverns of Aevalor. - Yeah. 419 00:36:55,174 --> 00:36:58,802 - But weren't those lost to time? - Well, sure. 420 00:36:58,886 --> 00:37:02,598 - But what is time to someone like Raban? - Ah. 421 00:37:02,681 --> 00:37:04,850 They just have to get their hands on Captain Virgil's 422 00:37:04,933 --> 00:37:06,852 - temporal compass and… - Temporal compass! 423 00:37:07,686 --> 00:37:09,563 - Wow. - I thought about Lucasia 424 00:37:09,646 --> 00:37:11,398 using the compass for… 425 00:37:11,481 --> 00:37:13,317 …something, for the life of me I can't remember what, 426 00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:16,236 but it just… it makes more sense for Raban. 427 00:37:16,862 --> 00:37:19,406 Uh, yeah. 428 00:37:22,075 --> 00:37:24,161 S… So, you like it so far? 429 00:37:26,246 --> 00:37:27,247 Carol. 430 00:37:27,915 --> 00:37:28,916 We… 431 00:37:31,335 --> 00:37:32,419 I love it. 432 00:37:38,842 --> 00:37:40,302 Joe Pass on guitar. 433 00:37:40,385 --> 00:37:42,804 Ray Brown holding it down on bass. 434 00:37:42,888 --> 00:37:45,057 Mickey Roker on that blazing snare, 435 00:37:45,140 --> 00:37:49,144 and of course, the incomparable Dizzy Gillespie on trumpet. 436 00:37:49,228 --> 00:37:50,521 And now here's a real treat. 437 00:37:50,604 --> 00:37:56,235 Miles Davis "All of You" on KHNM, 92.4 FM. 438 00:38:01,740 --> 00:38:05,577 I hope you're making enough for both of us. 439 00:38:05,661 --> 00:38:07,663 You're eating too. 440 00:38:07,746 --> 00:38:08,747 Mm-hmm. 441 00:38:12,251 --> 00:38:14,294 You like omelets, right? 442 00:38:15,212 --> 00:38:16,213 We do. 443 00:38:16,296 --> 00:38:18,465 We love all breakfast food. 444 00:38:18,549 --> 00:38:20,801 Sure. Sure. 445 00:38:20,884 --> 00:38:23,720 But you… you. 446 00:38:23,804 --> 00:38:24,972 Like lowercase "you"… 447 00:38:25,055 --> 00:38:27,766 Does Zosia like omelets? 448 00:38:28,559 --> 00:38:30,227 Zosia likes… 449 00:38:30,894 --> 00:38:33,397 I like omelets. 450 00:38:34,648 --> 00:38:36,733 Never had many chances to try them. 451 00:38:36,817 --> 00:38:37,818 Hmm. 452 00:38:39,570 --> 00:38:42,656 What is your favorite food? 453 00:38:51,164 --> 00:38:52,332 Mango ice cream. 454 00:38:54,084 --> 00:38:56,378 I love mango ice cream. 455 00:38:57,921 --> 00:39:02,134 There was an old man in my neighborhood who sold it out of a little cart. 456 00:39:04,052 --> 00:39:08,557 I would watch the ships leaving Gdańsk. 457 00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:11,059 Brand new. First voyage. 458 00:39:11,143 --> 00:39:13,979 I was maybe… ten years old? 459 00:39:14,813 --> 00:39:17,983 And I was fascinated by these giant ships. 460 00:39:18,567 --> 00:39:19,651 Who built them? 461 00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:21,486 What for? 462 00:39:22,237 --> 00:39:23,530 Where were they going? 463 00:39:25,908 --> 00:39:26,992 And now I know. 464 00:39:28,619 --> 00:39:30,871 Sometimes, the man with the cart 465 00:39:30,954 --> 00:39:34,958 would hand out ice cream bars to us when he had too many to sell. 466 00:39:35,834 --> 00:39:38,545 He knew we didn't have two coins to rub together. 467 00:39:38,629 --> 00:39:40,839 It was just after the country had opened up, 468 00:39:40,923 --> 00:39:43,550 and suddenly he had new flavors. 469 00:39:43,634 --> 00:39:45,636 Mint, coffee, peach. 470 00:39:46,595 --> 00:39:50,015 But… …mango, 471 00:39:51,016 --> 00:39:53,018 that was my favorite. 472 00:40:01,401 --> 00:40:02,945 Thank you for sharing that. 473 00:40:12,287 --> 00:40:13,413 Zosia? 474 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,585 You're going to have a visitor. 475 00:40:36,270 --> 00:40:37,312 Okay. 476 00:40:37,396 --> 00:40:38,856 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.