1 00:00:02,461 --> 00:00:03,504 All right, girls, in order to start winning more games, 2 00:00:03,504 --> 00:00:05,339 we gotta start scoring more points. 3 00:00:05,339 --> 00:00:07,132 How can we score more points, sir? 4 00:00:07,132 --> 00:00:10,678 Three pointers! We're gonna work on our three point shot. 5 00:00:10,678 --> 00:00:13,263 Which a lot of teams at your age don't have. 6 00:00:13,263 --> 00:00:16,600 So from where you're standing, that is worth three points. 7 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:20,061 Everybody, I'll feed the balls back. Let's see what you got. 8 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:26,568 Watch this,, sir! I can get it in. 9 00:00:26,568 --> 00:00:29,070 Okay, get it in Lucy. 10 00:00:29,070 --> 00:00:33,033 Nice! That was a good one. Wasn't it? 11 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,702 That was close. 12 00:00:34,702 --> 00:00:38,998 Layups. Let's go back to just trying to make layups. 13 00:00:38,998 --> 00:00:40,875 Two lines. 14 00:00:40,875 --> 00:00:43,418 ♪ I'm awesome No you're not dude, don't lie ♪ 15 00:00:43,418 --> 00:00:46,171 ♪ I'm awesome I'm driving around in my mom's ride ♪ 16 00:00:46,171 --> 00:00:49,216 ♪ I'm awesome A quarter of my life gone by ♪ 17 00:00:51,092 --> 00:00:53,971 ♪ I'm awesome ♪ 18 00:00:59,267 --> 00:01:02,145 She's so cute. I like Rachel, I really do. 19 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:02,790 She's so cute. 20 00:01:02,814 --> 00:01:04,773 I think I'm just gonna ask her out. Enough. 21 00:01:04,773 --> 00:01:08,318 Uh, you should know, she and I had a bit of a moment... 22 00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:10,529 -the other night after closing. -What do you mean "a moment"? 23 00:01:10,529 --> 00:01:13,657 Well, like, we were just talking and then our mouths, 24 00:01:13,657 --> 00:01:16,577 kind of slowly high-fived. For a while. 25 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:19,038 Why do you do that? You cut my grass. 26 00:01:19,038 --> 00:01:21,582 I say I like someone, you back off. That's what friends do. 27 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:24,125 Sorry man, I just... You were taking a long time. 28 00:01:24,125 --> 00:01:26,712 There's no time frame. Your friend says the like someone, you back off. 29 00:01:26,712 --> 00:01:29,339 This is my hunting ground. This is what I do, man. 30 00:01:29,339 --> 00:01:33,134 You have your own hunting ground, man. School. Hot moms. 31 00:01:33,134 --> 00:01:35,512 That Scottish lady. You got all the other teachers, Lisa. 32 00:01:35,512 --> 00:01:37,180 - I don't want Lisa. - She's so hot! 33 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:39,182 -I don't want Lisa. -Is it cool if I take a run at her? 34 00:01:39,182 --> 00:01:40,851 Why wouldn't you take a run at that? 35 00:01:40,851 --> 00:01:43,854 -You take a run at everything. -Right. 36 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:50,527 Mr. Stratton, you have a book that's 30 days overdue. 37 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:53,906 You are a disgrace to the human race. Books are knowl... 38 00:01:53,906 --> 00:01:56,491 Whatever, sir. You'll get it when you get it, all right? 39 00:01:58,201 --> 00:02:00,037 You will get me my book. 40 00:02:00,037 --> 00:02:02,122 Mr. Leung! 41 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:05,542 -Mr. Stratton, run along. -Yes, you're dismissed. 42 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:07,920 Mr. Leung, what on earth are you doing? 43 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:11,548 -My job. -You can't grab a student. 44 00:02:11,548 --> 00:02:13,634 I'm just enforcing discipline. 45 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:16,344 If you're having discipline issues, you will send the students to me. 46 00:02:16,344 --> 00:02:18,305 Do I make myself clear? 47 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:20,390 - Crystal. - Good. 48 00:02:26,396 --> 00:02:29,149 Yes, he's an interesting guy and it's... 49 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:31,276 -Hey Gerry! -Hey Bobbi. 50 00:02:31,276 --> 00:02:33,361 Have you met my boyfriend, Craig? 51 00:02:33,361 --> 00:02:36,740 -Oh, this is your boyfriend, Craig. -I wish. 52 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:39,451 Okay, I'm going to see you in my office in about five minutes Mr. Lundy. 53 00:02:39,451 --> 00:02:41,620 -Okay, thanks Ms. Galka. -Okay. 54 00:02:41,620 --> 00:02:43,747 -This is Craig. -Shut up! 55 00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:45,206 Hey man, heard a lot about you. 56 00:02:45,206 --> 00:02:46,667 You guys aren't playing a joke on me right now? 57 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:48,127 -That's Craig? -Yup, that's Craig. 58 00:02:48,127 --> 00:02:49,336 That's your boyfriend of all these...? 59 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:50,671 -That's my boyfriend. -Okay, oh. 60 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:52,297 Just here to pick up Bobbi. 61 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:54,800 And you're super early, as usual, right? 62 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:57,427 And you knew I had a meeting right? Yes you did. Yeah ya did. 63 00:02:57,427 --> 00:02:59,471 So, you're going to have to wait for, like, an hour now, 64 00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:00,889 -'cause I gotta go. -Yeah, no problem. 65 00:03:00,889 --> 00:03:02,390 You guys gonna break up again right now? 66 00:03:02,390 --> 00:03:05,894 -I hope not. -You know what? You're here anyway, 67 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:08,480 why don't you just go help Gerry with his basketball practice or something? 68 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:11,399 It's okay, he used to play ball in college so he'll be fine. 69 00:03:11,399 --> 00:03:14,736 Okay, yeah. I'm sure the girls would love that, if you're up for it. 70 00:03:14,736 --> 00:03:17,781 -Not a problem, let's do it. -Okay, just meet me in the car in one hour. 71 00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:19,737 Yeah, no problem sweetie, I'll be there in 55 minutes. 72 00:03:19,761 --> 00:03:20,826 Okay, don't be late. Okay. 73 00:03:20,826 --> 00:03:23,620 -Love you. -I love you, too. 74 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:28,876 There she goes, Miss America. You got mirrors at home? No. Um. 75 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:33,130 -I'm not following. -Here's Bobbi, here's Bobbi, follow me. 76 00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:36,466 -Okay. -Here's Bobbi, there's a guy like me. 77 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:37,413 Yeah. 78 00:03:37,437 --> 00:03:40,303 And there's a guy like you, see that? You're another level. 79 00:03:40,303 --> 00:03:44,099 -So you need a girl where...umm. -I'm not... 80 00:03:44,099 --> 00:03:46,060 -It's just...it's... -What do you mean? 81 00:03:46,060 --> 00:03:49,563 A lot of people would see this, like I did and go: 82 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:53,942 -What is this? Is she paying? -What? 83 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:57,946 Well, it's, umm... Bobbi's a great girl. Wow. 84 00:03:57,946 --> 00:04:02,534 She's pretty. But then there's another level that... 85 00:04:02,534 --> 00:04:05,787 Uh.... Okay. 86 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:09,041 -Yeah. -See even that's like a... 87 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:13,003 Hey, Mr. Hunt. 88 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:14,713 Can we ask one last question about our crop? 89 00:04:14,713 --> 00:04:16,798 Sure Jimmy, of course. What's up? 90 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:19,384 -Okay, do we have to adjust the Ph level in the soil 91 00:04:19,384 --> 00:04:20,594 when we harvest the wheatgrass? 92 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:21,970 No, nothing need change at harvest. 93 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:23,847 Okay, that's perfect. Thanks for the help. 94 00:04:23,847 --> 00:04:25,682 I'm just glad that you're taking such a keen interest in science. 95 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:28,727 -Science is awesome. -Science IS awesome. 96 00:04:28,727 --> 00:04:31,688 -Good luck with your wheatgrass. -Thanks, sir. 97 00:04:31,688 --> 00:04:37,611 You grow that wheatgrass. I'll continue to fertilize young minds. 98 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:40,363 - Thanks for helping out, sir. - -No problem, good job girls. 99 00:04:40,363 --> 00:04:43,200 -They're terrible, right? -Yeah, they're awful. 100 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:45,953 Actually painful to watch. I think I got worse just being around them. 101 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:48,038 - He's so cute. - Don't I know. 102 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:50,457 -Want to play some one on one? -Yeah! 103 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:55,754 - It's hot. - Yeah, it's... 104 00:04:57,172 --> 00:05:00,134 You look hot. Take your shirt off. 105 00:05:00,134 --> 00:05:02,302 Nope. I'm good. 106 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:05,097 You look like you're dying of heat. You look hot. 107 00:05:05,097 --> 00:05:08,183 No, I feel... I feel a breeze. 108 00:05:08,183 --> 00:05:11,645 I sweat a little bit, sometimes. But... 109 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:14,397 I gotta breeze, I think that's a breeze on my side. 110 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:16,650 -Craig! Good to see you again, bro. -Hey man, yeah, how's it going? 111 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:18,693 - Gerry, I'll see you tomorrow. - Yeah. 112 00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:22,197 Remember, inspiring minds, it's a beautiful thing. 113 00:05:22,197 --> 00:05:26,534 Man, is it just me? Or is he so fake? 114 00:05:26,534 --> 00:05:29,204 Thank you! I've been telling people that. Thank you! 115 00:05:29,204 --> 00:05:31,748 Yeah, like, everyone loves him. I just don't get it. 116 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:34,709 Forget the one on one. Let's go for a drink. 117 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:38,588 Yeah, I'm down for that. Let me just text Bobbi and ask her. 118 00:05:38,588 --> 00:05:40,674 Really? You have to ask Bobbi? 119 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:43,510 Yeah, man. I don't want her to break up with me again. 120 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:45,679 I don't ever want to lose her, so. 121 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:48,307 Why? 122 00:05:48,307 --> 00:05:52,019 -Ahhh! Good one, good one. -Yeah, I was kidding. 123 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:54,479 -Mr. Cheeley? -Mr. Leung. 124 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:58,317 I have Mr. Roberts here. He was caught defacing one of our sacred books. 125 00:05:58,317 --> 00:06:01,278 Oh, dear. Mr. Roberts, have a seat. 126 00:06:01,278 --> 00:06:04,948 Thank you Mr. Leung, for listening to me and letting me do my job. 127 00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:08,493 -Of course. -So, Mr. Roberts... 128 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:11,496 Mr. Cheeley, I have Mr. Stratton here. 129 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:14,875 -He still hasn't returned his library book. -I didn't have any time. 130 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:18,795 Shut your face. Sorry, it's a bad habit. 131 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:21,048 Mr. Stratton, have a seat. 132 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:23,508 Mr. Cheeley, I have Ms. Tilboy here. 133 00:06:23,508 --> 00:06:25,426 She was caught crying in the library. 134 00:06:25,426 --> 00:06:27,595 I also have Mr. Roberts, the older brother, 135 00:06:27,595 --> 00:06:29,764 he was caught sleeping in the library. 136 00:06:29,764 --> 00:06:32,726 I have Ms. Western, she was caught eating in the library. 137 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:35,103 This young lady was swearing in the library. 138 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:39,274 This gentleman here was playing some sort of Pokemon. 139 00:06:39,274 --> 00:06:42,903 -Thank you Mr. Leung. -Discipline. 140 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:52,495 I wouldn't say I'm a good golfer, but I love playing. 141 00:06:52,495 --> 00:06:54,122 I love to play too, we should play. 142 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:55,374 Yeah, let's do it. 143 00:06:55,374 --> 00:06:57,292 What are the odds we both love golf too? 144 00:06:57,292 --> 00:06:58,543 What are the odds two white guys 145 00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:02,172 -in collared shirts love golf? -Okay. 146 00:07:02,172 --> 00:07:04,258 You know Bill, they say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. 147 00:07:04,258 --> 00:07:06,885 Yeah. That's what they say. Thank you. 148 00:07:06,885 --> 00:07:09,763 Hey, can I get you something? Like a drink or my phone number? 149 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:14,142 No, but can you get me his number? 150 00:07:14,142 --> 00:07:15,977 Oh, me? Sorry, I'm taken. 151 00:07:15,977 --> 00:07:19,147 But my buddy Gerry here is single. 152 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:21,566 - Hello. - That's what buddies do. 153 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:26,446 -Hey, what's your name? -I'm sorry, I'm not interested, thanks. 154 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,489 I don't know, I think she got a call or something. 155 00:07:28,489 --> 00:07:30,742 Don't worry about her. Man, you're too good for her anyway. 156 00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:33,412 - Let's drink! - Hey guys. 157 00:07:33,412 --> 00:07:35,997 -Hi Bobbi. -She wanted to come, I hope that's okay. 158 00:07:35,997 --> 00:07:38,583 -Excuse me. -Yes, this is weird. 159 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:41,128 - Whoa, beers, hey? How many is that? -Yeah. 160 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:42,754 -It's only my second. -Of many. 161 00:07:42,754 --> 00:07:45,840 -Yeah! -Or last one. Baby, right? 162 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:47,801 -Yeah. -Yeah, okay. 163 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:50,678 Fun! Honey, what are you doing? 164 00:07:50,678 --> 00:07:52,639 French fries? Remember how we talked? 165 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:54,224 About how you're gonna start eating better. 166 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:56,310 -Huh? And you promised me? -Yeah, you're right. 167 00:07:56,310 --> 00:07:58,770 -Have a French fry, one, one! -No, no, no! No! 168 00:07:58,770 --> 00:08:00,730 Let him have one French fry, Bobbi! Let him. 169 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:05,026 -No! No! No! Drop it! -Don't drop it! Gross! 170 00:08:09,323 --> 00:08:12,409 -Hey man. What's goin' on? -What are you doing up so early? 171 00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:15,162 -Early bird gets the Gerry. -What? 172 00:08:15,162 --> 00:08:17,622 I just thought we could talk. I haven't see you for awhile. 173 00:08:17,622 --> 00:08:20,625 -Okay, let's talk. -Uh, we still on for Friday? 174 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:24,171 I got these two hotties who are up for some drinks! 175 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:27,048 -It'll be good man, you get first choice. -I'm going to dinner with Craig. 176 00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:29,384 He got us into Chez Sans Sans. 177 00:08:29,384 --> 00:08:31,761 Yeah, that's cool. Maybe I'll come with. 178 00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:33,305 All hang out, make it a guys night. 179 00:08:33,305 --> 00:08:34,973 It's pretty hard to get in to Chez Sans Sans, 180 00:08:34,973 --> 00:08:37,600 so we only got two, two of us. 181 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,727 If you got three, then where are you sitting. 182 00:08:39,727 --> 00:08:41,521 Oh yeah, a triangle would never work. 183 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:43,440 I can't come for configuration reasons? 184 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:47,152 It's just, it's crowded. It's a hard restaurant to get in to. 185 00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:50,447 And we'd probably have a table and you're going to... 186 00:08:50,447 --> 00:08:52,699 Sounds romantic, you guys have a nice little candlelit dinner. 187 00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:55,160 And white napkins, no that's fine. 188 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:55,810 Next week... maybe. 189 00:08:55,834 --> 00:08:57,704 You're blowing me off, is that what's going on here? 190 00:08:57,704 --> 00:09:01,624 See, Craig doesn't do that. Make me feel this big, he brings me up. 191 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:03,543 When I'm with Craig I feel up. I feel lifted. 192 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:04,075 Really? 193 00:09:04,076 --> 00:09:05,628 That's what he does, that's what a friend does. 194 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:07,922 That's a beautiful sentiment. You enjoying being the third wheel 195 00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:09,632 -in Bobbi's relationship? -Well, they break up a lot. 196 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:11,592 So, soon, we'll just be two wheels. 197 00:09:11,592 --> 00:09:14,388 Me and Craig. And you will be the third wheel. 198 00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:16,348 So the wheel will be on the other foot. 199 00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:26,525 Hello Trudy. 200 00:09:26,525 --> 00:09:29,027 You're a quick little bugger, aren't you? 201 00:09:29,027 --> 00:09:32,906 So, what was Mr. Cheeley's reaction to all the students I brought him? 202 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:36,368 Rage? Anger? 203 00:09:36,368 --> 00:09:38,328 Didn't seem to bother him at all. 204 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:40,705 I think you're gonna have to take it up a notch. 205 00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:45,502 -Murder him. -Maybe half a notch. 206 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:48,629 You are truly helpful. 207 00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:52,675 -Cool, thanks Mr. Hunt. -You're very welcome. 208 00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:57,389 What's old Jimmy boy saying? 209 00:09:57,389 --> 00:10:00,434 Oh, he and his friends are working on a big science project. 210 00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:02,977 -So I'm helping them out. -Oh, Simon. 211 00:10:02,977 --> 00:10:04,896 They're growing wheatgrass. Nutritional drink. 212 00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:07,774 They're starting a business. Isn't that... Ahhh! 213 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:09,150 -What? -Are you an idiot? 214 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:11,652 It's weed! He's growing weed! 215 00:10:11,652 --> 00:10:14,197 And you, a teacher, are helping him. 216 00:10:14,197 --> 00:10:16,408 Wheatgrass. I know the codes for weed. Mary Jane. 217 00:10:16,408 --> 00:10:18,993 -Listen, okay. -...Blunts, dopes. 218 00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:23,540 Jimmy is an idiot. He is not smart enough to grow weed alone. 219 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:27,043 So he's getting a science teacher and you don't even see this? 220 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:29,129 -He did say he'd cut me in on the action. -Thank you. 221 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,432 Right now you're an accomplice. Keep leading him on. 222 00:10:31,456 --> 00:10:32,215 Okay. 223 00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:34,173 Keep pretending you're into this. Go along with it. 224 00:10:34,197 --> 00:10:34,842 Okay. 225 00:10:34,842 --> 00:10:37,053 Because we're going to catch him, and we're going to get him expelled. 226 00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:39,139 -Yeah. -I need you to go on the other side. 227 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,015 I need you to get inside more on this. 228 00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:43,726 - You flippin' me? - I don't know what that means. 229 00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:46,854 I just need you to buy into, pretend, tag them along. 230 00:10:46,854 --> 00:10:48,482 -'Cause I'll wear a wire. -No. 231 00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:51,610 No wire. Something nice and discreet on my chest. 232 00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:52,338 Oh, boy. 233 00:10:52,362 --> 00:10:54,571 I don't want to shave my chest hair though. 234 00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:57,657 -Okay, just keep leading him on. -'Cause it itches. 235 00:11:04,872 --> 00:11:07,667 Late night for this guy. Last night. 236 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:10,670 Yup, I was out. Late. 237 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,755 We're trying to get our work done, sir. 238 00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:15,342 All right, let's take attendance. Sheila. 239 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:19,596 Jonathan. Lori. 240 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:23,642 Craig. Craig? What? 241 00:11:23,642 --> 00:11:25,810 Sir, there's no Craig in this class. 242 00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:27,686 Ohhh! 243 00:11:27,686 --> 00:11:31,065 Craig's my buddy I was out with last night. 244 00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:35,111 What a guy. How many of you have a friend? 245 00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:39,157 Okay, a really good looking friend? 246 00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:42,869 Oh, no, guys, some of you are friends. So that's not... 247 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:48,124 How many of you have a friend that could be a world class model if they wanted? 248 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:52,920 That's what I thought. Jonathan! No you don't. 249 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,631 You shouldn't even have had your hand up the first question. 250 00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:57,467 My friend Carlo Baldessara was a model for JC Penney. 251 00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:59,718 Yeah, my friend Craig could sleep with JC... 252 00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:06,226 ...Penney. Back to work. 253 00:12:10,188 --> 00:12:14,775 -What on earth is going on here? -Discipline is needed. 254 00:12:14,775 --> 00:12:17,696 Mr. Leung is just doing what you asked him to do Robert. 255 00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:22,033 You're all dismissed. Go on, go. 256 00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:26,621 Have a great day. Learn. A little faster if you can. 257 00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:34,087 Mr. Leung, this has to stop. 258 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:36,423 For some reason, Principal Callaghan keeps you around here. 259 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:39,133 But you have to learn to respect my authority. 260 00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:42,845 No, you don't respect mine. And your tie is ugly. 261 00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:44,805 Is it? Well, guess what. 262 00:12:44,805 --> 00:12:50,395 Melville Dewey of the Dewey Decimal System was a fraud. 263 00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:53,314 -Your mother is a filthy... -Hey, hey, hey, you two. 264 00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:56,775 -My mother is a saint. -For money. 265 00:12:56,775 --> 00:12:58,986 Okay, that's enough. 266 00:12:58,986 --> 00:13:01,780 Robert, is it true that you don't respect Wayne? 267 00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:03,617 I respect him fine. 268 00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:04,825 Wayne, how does it make you feel 269 00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:06,494 to know that Robert respects you? 270 00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:08,871 Warm, inside my body. 271 00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:11,666 All right, Wayne, do you respect Robert? 272 00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:14,544 I don't not respect him. 273 00:13:14,544 --> 00:13:17,297 - Warm. - Good. 274 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:20,133 Okay, Robert, you say something nice about Wayne. 275 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:24,554 Mr. Leung, you rule the library with an iron fist. 276 00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:28,475 -And I admire that. I do. -Hmmm. 277 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:33,104 -Leung? -I like relish... 278 00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:36,483 ...on my... toast. 279 00:13:37,816 --> 00:13:40,819 Jimmy DeGrazia of Elkhorn Drive. 280 00:13:40,819 --> 00:13:42,322 -Hi, Mr. Hunt. -Grade 12 student. 281 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:43,740 -Yeah. -At Xavier Academy. 282 00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,199 How are things coming with the...? 283 00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:47,910 -Wheatgrass. What is that? -Wheatgrass. 284 00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:50,121 Oh, it's a yearbook thing. 285 00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:52,831 -Hey guys, what's, ah, what? -Hi. 286 00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:56,336 -Yeah, that sounds fun. -What are you doing? 287 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,837 Just thought I'd meet you here, I knew you were gonna be here. 288 00:13:58,837 --> 00:14:02,216 So, I thought I'd swing by and make sure that everything went down smoothly. 289 00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:06,304 Jimmy, I found you a potential buyer, you know Mr. Duncan. 290 00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:09,641 Heard you're starting a little wheatgrass business, Jimmy. 291 00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:10,390 Good for you. 292 00:14:10,414 --> 00:14:12,686 We don't have many customers yet, but we're hoping. 293 00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:15,229 Yeah, well uh... I heard that stuff's good for you. 294 00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:17,607 So how about I become your first customer? 295 00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:20,527 Yeah? That'd be awesome. 296 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,612 Ah good, how about $300 worth? Is that good? 297 00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:26,282 -That's great. -So to confirm that figure is... 298 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:28,326 -Three hundred dollars. -Three hundred dollars. 299 00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:30,829 -Three hundred dollars. -I'll have it tomorrow. 300 00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:33,540 - Yeah, that's great. - Wow. 301 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:36,000 -Thanks again. -You're welcome. 302 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:39,253 -Nailed it. -What are you doing? Why...? 303 00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:41,464 Don't worry, he thought it was a yearbook thing. 304 00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:44,384 -I think you're taking this too seriously. -Don't pull me out now Gerry. 305 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:47,721 I'm in too deep. I need you now, and I need this. 306 00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:49,723 Do you know what guys like DeGrazia do to guys like me? 307 00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:02,193 Hey Bobbi, can I ask you something? 308 00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:02,963 Yeah, go ahead. 309 00:15:02,987 --> 00:15:05,321 First of all, congrats on Craig. What a great guy. 310 00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:08,157 Man, good looking, athletic, funny, smart. 311 00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:11,536 He's everything you'd want in a guy. How did you two... 312 00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:13,954 How did you guys meet? How'd that happen? The two of you. 313 00:15:13,954 --> 00:15:16,123 Umm, I don't know. You know we met, we clicked 314 00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:18,167 and then we're on again, off again ever since. 315 00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,044 - He's perfect! - Yeah. 316 00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:24,758 But I gotta be honest, I don't see what you bring to the table. 317 00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:27,510 Okay, that's not very nice. Why would you...? 318 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,303 I'm just saying, I mean I could see if he got you pregnant. 319 00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:32,932 That would make sense, why he stuck with you all this time, but... 320 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:37,228 I don't know, it's just a mystery to me that he's voluntarily stayed with you. 321 00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:39,355 -Is that what you wanted to talk to me about? -No. 322 00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:42,483 -Because it's really... -No, it's not. Okay. 323 00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:44,193 I didn't come to fight. -Great. 324 00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:46,696 -I'd like to know if Craig and I, just Craig and I, 325 00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:48,364 can go to the driving range together? 326 00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:50,283 -Just the two of us. -Actually, he can't make it now. 327 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,744 -Why not? -Because he went out already once this week. 328 00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:54,662 And we feel like that is enough. 329 00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:56,330 Okay, I'll go with him next week. How's that? 330 00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:58,625 Not available next week, 'cause we have a thing. 331 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,753 I see what's going on. This is about me thinking he's better than you. 332 00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:04,338 No, we've spoken about this, Craig and I. 333 00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:08,301 And we feel like he can't start going out all the time, with you. 334 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:11,178 -Does Craig feel this way? -Yeah. 335 00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:13,389 -Yeah, yeah he does. -My Craig? 336 00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:17,017 He's my Craig. Okay? My Craig, my boyfriend. Not yours. 337 00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:20,187 -Yeah, okay. He's our Craig. -He's not our Craig, Gerry. 338 00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:23,566 Think about it. I sleep with him. Do you? 339 00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:27,236 God. 340 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,950 Malik and Gerry? Drive the balls together? 341 00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:34,911 No Malik, I don't want to drive balls. 342 00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:47,423 -You look sad Mr. D. -I'm fine, Kira. 343 00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:50,384 If you want to talk, I'm here for you. 344 00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:52,470 I'm your friend. 345 00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:55,515 Oh, look who it is, Mr. Bobbi Galka. 346 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:58,100 -Listen Gerry, I'm sorry about all this. -You should be. 347 00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:01,980 - Yeah! - Kira. Layups. 348 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:06,359 -Mmmm, I don't like layups. -Go do layups, thank you. 349 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,277 I'm sorry I had to cancel our golfing day. 350 00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:11,489 I guess mommy wouldn't let you come out and play. 351 00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:13,658 -What's going on here? -Are you kidding me right now? 352 00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:15,159 I was just going to see if Craig could come out 353 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,077 and play with us, with your permission. 354 00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:18,705 Stop manipulating him to go out with you, okay? 355 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:21,081 -What is he, your ch... -No. 356 00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:23,501 -Are you kidding me right now, Bill? -Hey man. Just... 357 00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:28,047 Wow, look at the blue shirt twins. 358 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,383 - Are you serious? - What are you doing here? 359 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:33,260 I just thought maybe we could talk, 'cause things are, like, getting a little weird. 360 00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:35,304 -Sir. -Kira, not now. 361 00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:37,015 There's no drinking beer on school property, sir. 362 00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:38,432 -Go. -I don't need that from her. 363 00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:40,184 Yeah, you brought beer in front of the kids. 364 00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,311 - What are you, an idiot? - Sir? 365 00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:46,190 -Not now Kira. -No, but, sir, Lucy hurt her ankle. 366 00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:49,318 - This is your fault. - See what you did? 367 00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:51,905 -See what you did? -You stop. Go. Go. 368 00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:55,074 Watch out girls. Lucy. 369 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:59,704 -What are you, like, 6'3"? -He's 6'4", okay Bill? Go wait in the car. 370 00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:07,045 Do you still have the student pools, where you get money for which couples break up? 371 00:18:07,045 --> 00:18:09,756 -Yes, the buy-in is 20 bucks. -I want in, okay? 372 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,966 -Yup. -I've learned so much this past year. 373 00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:14,385 I just wish there were bonus points for who ends up preggers. 374 00:18:14,385 --> 00:18:18,389 -There are. -Hello Mr. Cheeley. 375 00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:21,308 Hello Mr. Leung. How are you today? 376 00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:24,562 My life is richly adequate. 377 00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:27,147 How are you? Today? 378 00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:32,445 Dandy. Just dandy. 379 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:36,490 This is nice. In a creepy unsettling kind of way. 380 00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:46,042 -I'm glad this all worked out. -Me, too. 381 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,383 This won't last. 382 00:18:57,971 --> 00:18:59,472 I know. 383 00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:11,400 All right, I told him to meet us back here, we'll catch him red-handed. 384 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,277 -And then it's bye bye Jimmy. -Yeah. 385 00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:16,196 And you're stoner friends. Oh, here they are. 386 00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:18,616 - Hey, boys. - Fellas. 387 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:23,746 That's a lot of, uh... "wheatgrass". 388 00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:27,583 It is, but we wanted to give you a little extra, since you're our first customer. 389 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:30,294 Maybe have some wheatgrass brownies later? 390 00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:33,131 Yeah we're excited about your wheatgrass. 391 00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:36,342 Poster of Bob Marley? With little pictures of Bob Marley inside of it. 392 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,100 That's enough, that's enough. That's enough. 393 00:19:38,124 --> 00:19:39,512 Building up a larger picture. 394 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,806 We brought some for Mr. Hunt too, he helped us out. 395 00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:44,809 How considerate. How do we know it's good? 396 00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:48,104 Yeah, let's see the stuff, make sure it's real. Pure. 397 00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:51,398 Okay, of course. We brought test glasses. 398 00:19:51,398 --> 00:19:55,569 - What do you mean glasses of... - -You guys can try it out. 399 00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:59,157 It will give you more energy. And improve your mental clarity. 400 00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:02,785 You could use that. This looks a lot like wheatgrass. 401 00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:07,581 -This is wheatgrass. We're idiots. -No, you're an idiot. 402 00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:09,709 -One wheatgrass please. -Here you go. 403 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,283 Do you want one? 404 00:20:11,307 --> 00:20:15,756 Yeah, down this stuff every day of my life. 405 00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:18,551 - Oooh. - It's good? 406 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,553 It's all clear. It's becoming clear. 407 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,847 -It doesn't do anything shut up. -That'll be 300 bucks. 408 00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:25,683 Hundred and fifty each. I think is... 409 00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:29,896 No, I don't believe I bought any. Gentlemen, well done with science. 410 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:32,481 Yeah, good work guys. You're entrepreneurs. 411 00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:37,611 -Glad everything worked out. -Okay, I'll bring you that money next week. 412 00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:41,782 That's good stuff. I just gotta get paid. 413 00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:52,960 All right man, where is it? 414 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,212 It's coming. 415 00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:56,214 Stop following me, would ya? 416 00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:05,223 -Three hundred dollars. -Thank you. 417 00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:08,559 And you're right, I do feel better, it's... 418 00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:10,728 I told you. Body and mind. 419 00:21:10,728 --> 00:21:12,897 Yeah, it's good stuff. I like it. 420 00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:15,733 Tell these guys to get off my back. 421 00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,153 -Premium wheatgrass. Enjoy. -Thanks. 422 00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:21,781 ♪ Awesome, awesome awesome, awesome ♪