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My grandfather
is my personal hero.

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He flew a fighter plane
in World War II.

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And this was his helmet
or as they would call
them their "Bone Domes."

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In the late 1940s, hard shell
helmets were introduced

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in the military forces
around the world

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and the Bone Dome was...

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-Sir, is there something funny?
-"Bone Domes" is funny. No?

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That's a funny word.

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-Sir, can I carry on?
-Okay, go ahead.

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Okay, the planes would land
on the aircraft carrier.

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Or as they sometimes called it...
..."The Bird Barn."

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Seriously?
"Bird Barn" is funny?

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But nobody laughed at bone dome?

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Come on, grow up.

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♪ I'm awesome
No you're not dude, don't lie ♪

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♪ I'm awesome I'm driving
around in my mom's ride ♪

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♪ I'm awesome
A quarter of my life gone by ♪

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♪ I'm awesome ♪

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- Eva. Jeff.
- Gerry.

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Bobbi, try these.
They're amazing.

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-No, I'm good thanks.
-Go try one.

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-No, I'm fine.
-Go...

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We should have this in
Hawaii next year.

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I'd rather teach
then be at this.

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No, a staff retreat
is more of a state of mind.

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And you'd actually have fun if
you participated okay?

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- That's not happening.
- -Good morning everyone.

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Good morning Mr...

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Welcome to this year's
staff retreat.

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- Go get one.
- Please help yourself to the refreshments.

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Including some pretty outstanding
raspberry cheesecake cookies,

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baked by our own Mr. Dwyer.

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Just to let everybody know, 
they're organic.

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Not good.

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I'm the one who made the
chocolate covered beetles.

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So, they're over here.

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Okay. Now, every year, we take
one day to grow as a team.

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And every year
a different staff member

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volunteers to take
the reigns for that day.

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- This year, Bobbi is that person.
- -Ready to rock it, sir.

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All right everybody, have fun
and let's build our team.

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-If you need me, I'll be in my office.
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, sir?

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How come you get to leave
and we gotta stay?

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-Are you not part of this team?
-Gotta go.

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- Why does he get to...
- Okay!

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Today we're gonna
focus on trust.

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'Cause as a staff we need
to cover for each other, right?

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We need to take care
of each other.

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And to do that,
we need to trust each other.

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-So...
-Yeah, uh-huh listen.

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When do we get to drink
with each other?

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That's a good point.

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-Uh, three o'clock.
-Okay.

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-So I need two volunteers.
-I'll go.

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-Great.
-You know what? I can go too.

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- Thanks Jeff.
- What's going on here?

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Okay, this first game is called: 
Trust Trumpet.

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- Trust Trumpet?
- That sounds stupid!

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-Thank you, Norm.
-This isn't going so well.

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Beetles, bad idea.

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- We should be golfing.
- Please.

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We should golf, we should have
a staff golf tournament.

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You have to qualify to play.

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By signing up for the grade
five leadership seminar,

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you've taken your first step towards
telling other people exactly what to do.

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Let me tell you, it's fun!

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Okay. Who wants to hop on board
the leader-ship?

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You do.
Here's what we're going to do.

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We're gonna warm up our brains.
You ready?

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-Can I go to the washroom?
-No.

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Not yet. We're warming up, 
guys come on...up, up, up.

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This is the silly ball.
When you catch it,

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just make a silly noise,
any noise at all.

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Any noise at all,
just make a noise.

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Just make a noise.

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- This is pointless.
- No, no, no.

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-You are gonna catch me, right?
-My hands are out and I'm right behind you.

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I don't even have to try and I'd catch you. 
What is this proving?

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Bobbi, I feel some people are
creating an environment of hostility.

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Why is he here?
He's not a teacher.

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I'm staff it's a staff retreat.

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Okay, this is why people
don't trust you, Gerry.

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-People trust me.
-I don't.

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- Why do you always...?
- Yup, bring it.

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You think catching Lisa is going
to make people trust each other?

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Okay, I have a little game
that will demand real trust.

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-If you're up for it.
-I'm up for it.

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-Great.
-I'll win it.

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And I'll be the only one
you trust at the end of the day.

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-Bobbi, I'm down. Let's do this.
-Thank you Paul.

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Write down a little
secret on a piece of paper.

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Something about yourself.
And then just fold it in half.

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- I got a doozy.
- -It doesn't have to be a doozy,

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- just a little secret.
- Yes it does.

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Great, now rip it up.

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Do you not feel like
you're wasting our time again?

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Okay. Now we'll do that again,
but write down a bigger secret.

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Something a little bit darker,
something you want nobody to know about.

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Something you've kept...

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- Like a drug addiction.
- Don't tell people.

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- Or alcoholism.
- Doesn't...

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-Hookers...
-Right.

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Don't give people secrets,
just do your own.

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And then put them in this bowl.
Okay? Right away. Real fast.

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Whoa, we're not
ripping those up?

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-No, we are not.
-Uh, wait now, this one is a real ripper.

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Let's go.

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-Oh, you can trust I
put mine in the bowl.

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No, no, no. In the bowl.

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Great, now we're going to leave
them in this bowl all day, out in the open.

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Then we're gonna read them as
a group, in front of everybody.

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No we're not.
No, we're gonna throw them away,

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because we're gonna trust that
nobody's going to look at them, Gerry.

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Fine, go ahead, you can trust me. 
Why are you looking at me?

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You know, I got faith,
in all you guys.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!

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Oh no, put it back.

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Gerry no!

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- Stop that!
- Okay.

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As if I would take them. 
What was your secret?

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You steal stuff from people?

122
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I will not tell you my secret.

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I come back?

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Oh, no, it's okay. 
Come on in. Do your thing.

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Pushing the heavies.
It's good to start light.

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Thank you.

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All right little leaders, 
this is gonna be fun.

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You guys are gonna break
me out of this... prison.

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-Did you kill a guy?
-No!

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But somewhere back in the classroom, 
I've hidden the key.

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So it's up to you guys to step
up and take charge and lead.

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But remember, without your
help I cannot escape. Locked.

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Begin.

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Remember, this is fun and it
should take about ten minutes. Tops!

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- One.
- Two.

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- Three.
- Four.

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- I'm gonna blow my head off.
- Five.

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Six.

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Seven.

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Eight.

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Nine.

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-What are you doing, Gerry?
-Getting a cookie.

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Really? Right next
to the bowl? Come on Gerry.

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I didn't even see the bowl.
Look, no one put a major secret in there.

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Come on, let's just see
what's in the bowl.

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How about you just keep away
from the bowl Gerry?

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- Okay, I will.
- Great.

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- Everybody look at Gerry, he's getting a cookie,
'cause we don't trust Gerry.

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Oh my god, he got a cookie.

150
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Come on you guys.
I know you can do this.

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You're the best
juniors we've got.

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Some would even say you're... 
top shelf.

153
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This is fun. Fun, fun.

154
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Sorry I'm late.
Did I miss anything?

155
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Nah, you didn't miss anything.
Look at this game.

156
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It's just game after game. Okay? 
Actually, we're gonna play charades.

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Why don't you grab one
out of the bowl.

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-I love charades.
-Yeah, that's the charades bowl.

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-Yeah? Me?
-Yeah do one. Go first.

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- No, please don't read that Simon.
- First word. I, I.

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Gerry, stop.
Stop. Simon! No, stop.

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- Pray? Bow. Zombie?
- Simon.

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- Stop, no!
- Simon!!

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What? Gerry said we were
playing charades.

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It was "I was in a cult."
Is that a film title?

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- My God.
- I've never seen that film.

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Is that a series
of teen romance novels?

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So, somebody was in a cult.
Wow, these are uh...

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These are, these are bad secrets. 
Real secrets.

170
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Gerry, I thought you said you
were trying to earn everybody's trust?

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-What's going on here?
-Simon, these are everyone's secrets.

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That's a pretty crazy way
to play charades.

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And you read one, you read one.

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-What was zombie stuff?
-What was this, what was this?

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- That's you praying.
- You kept drinking.

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- Jonestown, the Kool Aid.
- -Do the Waco guy.

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- I should have done Waco.
- Yes.

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-I should have done Waco.
-Next time.

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Simon.

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What are you doing?

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Oh, everybody wants to
know what's in the bowl.

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Okay, for me...

183
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I felt really bad, so I wrote
up a bunch of my own secrets.

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-You can put them in the bowl.
-Just get out, get out.

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-Real doozies in there.
-Get out.

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-That's fair.
-Okay, can you just promise me

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00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:03,395
you won't look at the secrets
in the bowl, all day?

188
00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:05,188
-I won't touch it.
-Swear on your life.

189
00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:08,775
Promise, I will not.
Start trusting me!

190
00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:12,362
- Yeah.
- Promise.

191
00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:16,283
-Not gonna.
-Okay.

192
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Okay?

193
00:10:17,576 --> 00:10:19,244
-All right, shake on it.
-Shake on it.

194
00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:21,788
No secrets in the bowl.

195
00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:23,290
Stop, you're squeezing a little bit.

196
00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:24,958
-Okay.
-Ow, strong.

197
00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:28,378
-Because I'm trusting you.
-You should. You should.

198
00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:32,090
-Okay, thank you.
-All right. You're welcome.

199
00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:34,092
Probably gonna take
these with me.

200
00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:36,553
-Yeah, just in case something happens.
-Yeah.

201
00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:46,146
-Toilet tower got taller.

202
00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,897
What am I doing?

203
00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:51,985
Help! 
Hey, there's a man in here.

204
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Better start conserving this.
Okay, this is easy.

205
00:10:58,199 --> 00:11:01,953
Simple, I just have to take
charge and lead myself out of here.

206
00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:07,708
Cell phone, still no reception.
Nail clippers, won't help.

207
00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:10,086
Wallet.

208
00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:16,426
Oh, no!

209
00:11:18,886 --> 00:11:20,514
Oh, no!

210
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:25,684
-Stretching, yes?
-Yeah, I'm gonna go for a run.

211
00:11:25,684 --> 00:11:28,480
A careful jog,
good for old heart.

212
00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:31,650
Actually, I like to push the
pace, I'm going to run... fast.

213
00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:33,776
Sure, sure.

214
00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:35,694
I can kick your butt in a race, 
any day.

215
00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:40,741
This is not so.

216
00:11:40,741 --> 00:11:42,952
All right, let's go,
you and I right now.

217
00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:45,497
-I will crush you.
-You're going down.

218
00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:47,957
-I will butcher your heart.
-What?

219
00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:50,335
You are going to die!

220
00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:53,380
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
You can't talk to me like that.

221
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:56,174
Baby cannot take the
garbage talk?

222
00:11:56,174 --> 00:11:58,385
All right, let's go.
Right now. Come on.

223
00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:04,641
Was it you in a cult?

224
00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:07,227
No, Gerry. It wasn't me.
Give it a rest.

225
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:12,815
Could be Leung. 
Although, I think Leung would probably start a cult.

226
00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:15,985
What's going on over there?

227
00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:19,364
-They're talking about me being in a cult.
-That's who I thought it was.

228
00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:22,783
Come on, everybody thought it
was Leung, right?

229
00:12:22,783 --> 00:12:25,828
-No, no, okay hold on you guys.
-I was not in a cult.

230
00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:28,582
-It's cool if you were.
-That is not my secret.

231
00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:31,125
-How many wives do you have?
-Stop it!

232
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:35,505
-Do you want some Kool Aid?
-I was born without testicles.

233
00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:49,143
I was born without testicles
too, if that makes you feel any...

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Sorry.

235
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You can't tell.

236
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Come on, come on.

237
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This is crazy.

238
00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:03,408
I told you this was crazy
Yasmine Bleach.

239
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In fact, I told all you guys
this was crazy.

240
00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:09,788
Don't panic, Robert.
What would Tony Robbins do?

241
00:13:09,788 --> 00:13:13,293
Why, he'd motivate the door
to open through positivity.

242
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Whayah!

243
00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:24,345
Not how I want to spend
my long weekend.

244
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:30,143
So, Bobbi, are we going to tear
up the secrets now?

245
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,811
-I guess so.
-No, no, can't tear them up now.

246
00:13:32,811 --> 00:13:35,982
-We gotta tell everybody's secrets.
-No, Gerry, come on.

247
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,817
-No, that's not fair to Leung.
-What are you talking about?

248
00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:40,570
How does he know we're not
walking around

249
00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:43,822
telling every single person we
meet that he has no testicles?

250
00:13:43,822 --> 00:13:46,033
He needs to have something
on us to make this fair.

251
00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:47,868
We have to level
the playing field.

252
00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:49,828
-So, we're reading the secrets?
-We're reading the secrets.

253
00:13:49,828 --> 00:13:50,546
You first.

254
00:13:50,570 --> 00:13:52,749
No, this is not how
this is supposed to go.

255
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:54,751
I have no problem going first.

256
00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:57,253
And we don't want just any old secret, 
we want the one you wrote down.

257
00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:59,922
-Yeah, let's hear it Gerry.
-Well, the one I wrote down...

258
00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:03,217
Simon is a virgin.
That is my secret.

259
00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:09,890
Hey, buddy.

260
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And I feel a relief,
in getting that off my chest.

261
00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:22,320
'Cause I've been holding
that in.

262
00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:33,039
So, are we going to open these
secrets or what?

263
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:36,959
- No, we have to wait for Simon.
- Paul, what's your secret?

264
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:40,880
Well I have this crippling fear of flying. 
It's so hard to talk about because...

265
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,965
Can't fly, afraid of planes, we get it.

266
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:45,760
Thanks Lisa, that's a great one.
Paul?

267
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,347
Okay, I was the one
who was in the cult.

268
00:14:49,347 --> 00:14:54,268
For two weeks I was a Raelian.
I was 19, the recruiter was so handsome.

269
00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:56,813
Okay Trudy. Okay, good one.

270
00:14:56,813 --> 00:15:00,441
Okay Paul, what do ya got?
What's your secret?

271
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:03,236
Gerry, you need to go and find
Simon and apologize, Gerry.

272
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:06,155
This whole day has been boring,
I am not missing the best part.

273
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:07,824
You told everyone
that he was a virgin.

274
00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:10,076
That was my secret,
and nobody knew.

275
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I just assumed he was a virgin.

276
00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:18,418
Nobody's gonna tell another secret right? 
While I go.

277
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:21,128
Paul, don't tell your secret
until I come back.

278
00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:27,218
It's called testicular agenesis.

279
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Sorry you couldn't keep up. 
Maybe next time.

280
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:39,731
Okay. Okay, okay.
You win your game.

281
00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:42,776
Now, we play mine.

282
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:43,751
What the hell was that?

283
00:15:43,775 --> 00:15:45,779
Slap battle. 
Where I come from, popular game.

284
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:49,323
-Whoever slaps last, wins.
-Hey, cut that out.

285
00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:52,159
You cut that out.

286
00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:14,933
Look, I feel terrible, okay?

287
00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:17,685
You've got nothing to be ashamed of, 
you're saving yourself

288
00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:19,186
for a woman.
I think that's sweet.

289
00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:21,689
-I'm not saving myself.
-You're not sav...?

290
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:24,275
Okay, that's kind of
embarrassing at your age then.

291
00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:27,779
Thanks Gerry.

292
00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:29,656
I don't know what to say.
What do I say?

293
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,157
I don't know what to say
to a virgin, who's 27.

294
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:32,951
You know what? 
I don't either,

295
00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:35,286
because ever since I was a kid
I've never had any male friends.

296
00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:37,622
Every dude I've ever known
has bullied me.

297
00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:39,582
And you're just another
one of those dudes.

298
00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:41,918
I thought you were
a different kind of dude.

299
00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:44,963
Okay, I'm not a dude,
we don't say dude anymore.

300
00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:47,757
I get why women don't like me.
Okay? I understand.

301
00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:50,092
But I'll never understand why me
and dudes can't be buddies.

302
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:52,470
I shouldn't have said that
in front of everybody.

303
00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:58,643
Okay? So I apologize.
But we're buddies.

304
00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:01,312
We're buddies at work.
We hang out. We do stuff.

305
00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:03,898
-That's a buddy right there.
-Work buddies?

306
00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:07,443
Yes! During the week we do tons
of stuff while we're at work.

307
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:09,946
-What about weekends?
-Oh, we're not buddies on weekends.

308
00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:13,157
Yeah, you got stuff going on.
Me, too, I'm pretty busy. Summers?

309
00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:17,537
No, summers I leave, you leave we come
back, we're buddies again in September.

310
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:20,039
-Okay, but during the week.
-'Til three o'clock every day.

311
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,375
And then we go our
separate ways again.

312
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:25,461
Let me ask you something.
Did any of the female staff members

313
00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:27,421
mention sleeping with me,
out of sympathy?

314
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:30,424
-No, but I think Trudy, I think Trudy.
-Trudy said something?

315
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:34,679
I could see Trudy thinking:
interesting, I could see that.

316
00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:37,473
Now, there's a lot
of secrets down there

317
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:39,809
that make being
a virgin look like...

318
00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:42,687
Well no, being a virgin's pretty bad
at your age, but there's other secrets.

319
00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:45,023
Like Dwyer, we don't know what
he's got, Dwyer's down there.

320
00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:48,526
I bet Dwyer's got a dark secret. 
I bet he's a virgin.

321
00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:52,238
Nope, no one else, just you.
We talked about it when you left.

322
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:55,199
-You're the only virgin.
-You think so?

323
00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:57,117
-Come on, let's go.
-Okay, dude.

324
00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:59,954
-Don't say dude anymore,
you really should stop with the dude.

325
00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:02,331
Call the slap battle a tie?

326
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:05,376
You know what my friend?
Let's call the whole day a tie.

327
00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:13,300
Yasmine Bleach, we did it.

328
00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:20,892
Robert?
What are you doing?

329
00:18:20,892 --> 00:18:23,352
Sir, excuse me.

330
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:25,772
I have a whole room
full of kids to lead.

331
00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:39,869
- Here he is, look who I have.
- Simon!

332
00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:41,621
-Hey, Simon.
-Hey, Simon.

333
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:44,498
-Gerry make things better for you?
-I'm still a virgin but...

334
00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:47,794
-Hey, are we still revealing secrets?
-Yeah, we're actually on Paul.

335
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:51,005
Perfect. Let's hear this.

336
00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:54,383
Okay, everybody knows my father
passed away not so long ago, right?

337
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:56,385
-You killed him.
-Gerry!

338
00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:58,471
Let him finish.

339
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,848
I just never had a chance
to let him know...

340
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:04,268
How much of a big inspiration
he was to me.

341
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:07,187
Yeah? And then what'd you do?

342
00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:12,902
-That... That's the secret?
-It's my father, Gerry.

343
00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:15,905
-Are we counting that?
-Yeah, that counts.

344
00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:18,950
All right, well I guess that's it, 
we did it.

345
00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:19,720
Hold on.

346
00:19:19,744 --> 00:19:22,078
We still don't have a
real secret from you Gerry.

347
00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:26,373
-Yeah you kinda owe us a secret.
-Okay, well you guys all know that my...

348
00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:30,003
dad left for work
this morning and...

349
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:33,965
I never got a chance to tell him
how much I love him.

350
00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:35,675
And what an inspiration
he is to me daily.

351
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,760
- That doesn't count.
- But that's a secret.

352
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:41,263
That's based on Paul's.
We need a secret of your own, something personal.

353
00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:43,808
Okay, remember when the coffee
machine broke in the staff room?

354
00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:45,306
You mean hell week?

355
00:19:45,330 --> 00:19:47,061
How could we forget hell week?
It was hell.

356
00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:49,229
I had to take a personal
leave for a week.

357
00:19:49,229 --> 00:19:53,192
-Oh, I had migraines.
-Anyway, uh, I broke it.

358
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:57,113
And I... I didn't tell anyone,
I just...

359
00:19:57,113 --> 00:20:01,200
And I never make coffee.
Or wash my mug.

360
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:04,037
-Are you serious?
-Serious.

361
00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:05,788
You don't mess with
a man's coffee.

362
00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:08,624
Sick of this!

363
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:17,216
-Is he gone? Simon.
-Yeah, he's gone.

364
00:20:27,101 --> 00:20:29,520
I "trust"...

365
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:32,857
that you are enjoying the new
coffee machine I bought for everybody.

366
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:34,775
-It's nice, okay? It's nice.
-Good.

367
00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:37,820
So trust is good,
we're good with trust.

368
00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:39,906
-Yeah, sure.
-Thank you.

369
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:45,536
Ohhh, you, I owe an apology to.

370
00:20:45,536 --> 00:20:50,208
Some of the things I said in the staff
retreat were not appropriate considering...

371
00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:54,420
...the horrible situation you had. 
So, I'm sorry.

372
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,590
-Thank you.
-You're welcome. So...

373
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:01,260
...as a peace offering...

374
00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:05,890
-I got you these.
-What are those?

375
00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:08,684
Chinese balls! I swear to God
they're called Chinese balls.

376
00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:14,565
-You're a child.
-Don't be testy, don't be testy.

377
00:21:14,565 --> 00:21:18,194
You feel that Leung?

378
00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:21,781
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