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Hey. Come on in.

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-Hey.
-Oh, hey.

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What's going on in there?

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Uh, just a little thing I
started, Poster Friday's.

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Social, some drinks.
Put up a poster right?

6
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So the kids can't see us
having a few drinks.

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I have to start doing
a better job keeping track

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of what's going on
socially around here.

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Yeah, yeah. Oh, I don't
think that's a good idea Robert.

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-Everybody's having fun and...
-Yeah.

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You're the Vice Principal
though, right?

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-Yeah. I get it.
-Yeah.

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I'm technically their boss, right?
So...

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-True.
-Who'd want to drink with their boss?

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-Exactly.
-So, guess that's what I get

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-for joining the administration.
-Exactly.

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-Excuse me Robert.
-Oh hey, sir.

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Hey, listen if you see Trudy,
let Trudy know.

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-If...what?...
-Thanks.

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The boss is here.

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♪ I'm awesome
No you're not dude, don't lie ♪

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♪ I'm awesome I'm driving
around in my mom's ride ♪

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♪ I'm awesome
A quarter of my life gone by ♪

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♪ I'm awesome ♪

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-Hey! Bill, check this out.
-What's this?

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It's Paul Dwyer, he teaches at
my school and he's stripping.

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-The Manaconda?
-That's him!

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Yeah? How can you tell?
His face is all covered up.

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'Cause I teach with him every day Bill.
I know what he looks like.

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This guy thinks he's Mr.
Perfect. And he's a stripper!

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I don't know if that's him.
Maybe you should just ask him.

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-Instead of jumping to conclusions.
-Ask him?

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You think he's gonna admit to it?
Mr. Charity here.

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How many nicknames do you
have for this guy?

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Mr. Perfect, Mr. Charity.

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-Manaconda.
-Mr. D.

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No, not for long. Okay?
I'm gonna go to the strip joint.

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And I'm going to record him stripping.

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You cannot record video
at a strip club.

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I'm not going to set up
a tripod, Bill.

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I'm going to be discreet.
Come with me.

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No, I don't watch men undress.

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Don't tell me you've never
stumbled upon gay porn.

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And then accidentally watched
it for a few seconds.

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-Like how many seconds?
-Three minutes.

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-Nope.
-Me neither.

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Good luck with this.

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More, two, two minutes,
then I realized what it was.

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Hello Trudy. I know you hate Secre...
this particular day.

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But we did want to express how
much we appreciate everything

51
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that you do around here.

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-Thank you, sir.
-And if I could just add...

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-No, you could not.
-Okay.

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Happy Secretary's Day Trudy.

55
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Did you guys plan anything
for her special day?

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Absolutely not.

57
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Well that's crazy!
This is Secretary's Day.

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It's a very important day for a
very important part of any office.

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I mean, I don't know that many secretaries,

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but I know you are so good at your job.

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So I gonna to make your
Secretary's Day the best

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Secretary's Day in the history
of Secretary's Days.

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All right,
I'll be back. Whoo!

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Let's go.

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Hey, Wayne,
have you seen Bobbi?

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Do I look like
I've seen Bobbi?

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What does that even mean?
How would you look if you've seen Bobbi?

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-Like this.
-Oh, that's the "I've seen Bobbi" look?

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-I've seen someone.
-All right.

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I need to find Bobbi because I
need to get my five dollars in

71
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-for this weeks lottery pool.
-How did you find out about that?

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I am always in that.

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The more people that find out about that,
the less money there is to win.

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Wayne, there's 35 million dollars
up for grabs.

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There's enough money
for everybody.

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You guys don't want to know
what I would do

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-if I won that kind of money.
-No.

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Sorry.

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You know how many panda
bears I would buy Wayne?

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-Fifty-three.
-What?

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Are you gonna tell me where
Bobbi is or not?

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She's with the team.
The racketcock's until 7:00.

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-What team?
-You know the team, The racketcocks.

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It's called badminton.
And they're shuttlecocks.

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- Yes, same thing.
- No.

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Okay, look, I gotta leave.
I need you to do me a favor.

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Okay. Sure.

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I need you to give
Bobbi five dollars from me.

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-I give to Boobi.
-You to sign my name on the lottery sheet.

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- I do all the time.
- Don't forget.

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- I won't!
- Okay.

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If you are for serious
about pandas...

93
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...Malik knows a guy.

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Yeah, I don't...
I don't need a panda.

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- Five dollars.
- Yeah, yeah.

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-Hey, Paul.
-Gerry.

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What are you up to tonight?

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I got a lot of marking to do,
so I'll probably just hang and do that.

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Yeah?
Anything else hanging tonight?

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-Excuse me?
-Are you hanging with anyone else tonight?

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No, when I'm marking I just
gotta be by myself.

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Mmm, not me man.
Speeds up the process

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when I have other people
around when I'm marking.

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How's that?

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Invite some friends
over, have a few drinks.

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Pass out some stuff to mark,
it's done, quick.

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-Are they teachers?
-No.

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So, how do they know
what they're marking?

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'Cause they're adults,
they're not stupid.

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They can mark high school stuff.
It's not hard.

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And plus, it frees up my time,
for maybe another job if I want.

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Hey, well teaching's a full
time job for me.

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- So I'll see you later, Gerry.
- Or tonight.

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Obviously a stripper.

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-Hey, guys.
-Hi, Gerry.

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Tonight... 
you lose your virginity.

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-Thanks Gerry, but I like women.
-Not with me.

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With girls. 
We're going to a strip joint.

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Oh no, no, no, no thanks.
Not really my scene.

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-I'm more of a sci-fi fan.
-Dwyer is a stripper.

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And you know who goes to strip
joints to see male strippers?

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Hundreds of women,
looking for their Simon.

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-Dwyer's a stripper?
-Yes.

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I didn't know that.

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Has everybody in the school
been talking about this?

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-They know this?
-No. It's a secret life.

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That I uncovered, 'cause he wears a mask,
'cause he is "The Manaconda"!

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-Look at that.
-Manaconda?

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-That's his name.
-Great name.

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What? No, that's not Dwyer.

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-That is Dwyer.
-No, Dwyer's got a different chin.

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-No, Simon.
-It does look like Dwyer's lips.

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That's Dwyer's little moustache
for sure.

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That's Dwyer.
And he's stripping on the side.

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And we gotta
catch him in the act.

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Because he's not being a very
good role model, okay?

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I don't know, Gerry, who cares?

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We can't have a guy
stripping when he's a teacher.

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Now, are you in or not?
Think of the girls.

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Okay, I'm in.
But we can't hurt Paul.

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When we go, you can't be doing all this. 
You gotta be cool.

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-Okay.
-Just, act like you belong.

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-What should I wear?
-I don't know, wear your lab coat.

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Get on stage. 
Wear nothing under it, that'd be fun.

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Maybe they'll call you up,
maybe there's an amateur night.

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No, no, no, no!

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Hey, Trudy.
Okay.

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Robert, today is Secretary's Day,

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so I need you to go get
me some coffee.

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That's not Trudy's job today.

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Okay, sir, I will do it today
since it is Secretary's Day.

152
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You guys are too much.

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If I don't have to get
Mr. Callaghan's coffee

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then I have nothing to do today.
Maybe I should just go home.

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Yes you should Trudy, because today, 
Robert is my secretary.

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Okay, sir.

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Yay!
Happy Secretary's Day, Trudy.

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Isn't that charming.

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Ms. Mason, is that what you
think I do here at the school?

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No, it was just a sweet thing
that the kids put together.

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How about you guys
go back to lunch?

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Okay, good job.
Really good job.

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I think you should leave too.

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Oh, okay, I don't get it Trudy.

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It was just a really sweet thing
they put together.

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I thought it was adorable.

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You know what?
I'm a little busy here.

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It may surprise you to know that I have
some non-coffee related work to do, okay?

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Okay, I am so sorry.

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Look, let's do
a real celebration.

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I'll get the staff together,
we can all have some drinks.

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We'll take you out
and we'll celebrate.

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They're not going to put on
a play are they?

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No, no play. Just drinks.

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Fine, but only because
I really like drinks.

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Yeah, I know.

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Okay.

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Okay, we gotta be discreet.
We'll probably be the only guys in here.

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Lay low. Got it.

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Hold on.

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Well, looks like we weren't the
only guys with this idea, Gerry.

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-Oh, my God.
-Got some competition for these ladies.

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-Where are the ladies?
-No.

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I think these guys
want to fight us.

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They've been staring at us
since we got in here.

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Trust me, they don't
want to fight us.

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-When do the women get here?
-Look, there's no women okay?

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I didn't know, it's a gay strip club. 
I didn't know that.

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-You tricked me, Gerry.
-I didn't trick you.

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I honestly didn't know.
All right?

191
00:09:00,457 --> 00:09:02,665
We're here, we'll find Dwyer,
they'll think we're a couple.

192
00:09:02,689 --> 00:09:03,293
It doesn't matter.

193
00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:05,753
-I like that they'll think we're a couple.
-Ah, of course you do.

194
00:09:05,753 --> 00:09:08,006
It means they see our friendship
in the way we carry ourselves.

195
00:09:08,006 --> 00:09:10,509
Yes, they do.
What are you doing?

196
00:09:10,509 --> 00:09:12,719
Well, well. Dance?

197
00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:15,263
We're dating.

198
00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:17,474
Okay, well if you
change your mind...

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00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:19,600
I like meat?

200
00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:22,521
The nerve of that guy, 
talking to me right in front of you.

201
00:09:22,521 --> 00:09:25,190
Okay, you don't have to fake it that much. 
All right?

202
00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:27,567
You're just mad because
he liked me more.

203
00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,444
Agh! I'm not mad, Simon.

204
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He came to you 'cause
he's a skinny stripper.

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Skinny stripper, skinny guy.
He knows I'm out of his league.

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- He's not going to try to get me.
- -Hmmm.

207
00:09:36,535 --> 00:09:41,456
Oh, get out of here. 
He's with me and we don't want any dances.

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I'm detecting
a little jealousy.

209
00:09:43,624 --> 00:09:45,752
Don't worry, 'cause guess who
I'm leaving here with tonight?

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-Oh, boy.
-You.

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00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:49,089
Simon!

212
00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:51,925
The reason they're coming to you

213
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is because they think you will
pay them to dance for you.

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That's why they're not coming to me, 
'cause they think that's what you will do.

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You will pay. 
If I wanted these guys coming up to me,

216
00:10:01,893 --> 00:10:03,811
I would get them
coming up to me.

217
00:10:03,811 --> 00:10:06,814
-Okay, let's see.
-I don't need to prove it to you.

218
00:10:06,814 --> 00:10:07,459
Step out.

219
00:10:07,483 --> 00:10:09,443
If I step out, 
they're going to come to me.

220
00:10:09,443 --> 00:10:11,736
And they're going to think I want dances,
and I don't want that.

221
00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:13,821
-But I could if I wanted.
-Step out.

222
00:10:13,821 --> 00:10:15,115
-I could step out.
-Step out.

223
00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:17,909
Just gotta come out
a little bit.

224
00:10:17,909 --> 00:10:20,078
Get away from you.
Hello.

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00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:21,621
Sir.

226
00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,123
He didn't hear me.

227
00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:29,670
All right, they've
got straight-dar.

228
00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:31,339
Face it, Gerry.
I've got what it takes

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to make men want me
to pay them to dance for me.

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Gettin' a drink.

231
00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:41,433
I'm sorry it's just
the two of us.

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I guess it was too last minute
to get anyone else out.

233
00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:47,063
That's all right,
don't worry about it.

234
00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:49,274
I'm having a grand old time,

235
00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:52,611
sitting at a bar,
drinking with you, alone.

236
00:10:52,611 --> 00:10:55,447
-Yeah.

237
00:10:55,447 --> 00:10:59,576
So, the Xavier volleyball team
is doing really well this year.

238
00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:02,787
-Are they?
-Yeah.

239
00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:05,624
Maybe we should just
get the bill.

240
00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:08,543
- You called?
- Oh, Bill.

241
00:11:08,543 --> 00:11:10,753
Bill, bill. A little humor.

242
00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:13,089
Good one. 
This is very nice, what's this all about?

243
00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:16,176
I figured you guys were regulars and
you gotta work with my roommate so...

244
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,136
- Oh.
- I got you a round of drinks on me.

245
00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:20,514
-That's very sweet, Bill.
-Thank you, that's who I am.

246
00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:22,849
Mmm.

247
00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:26,186
All right, well I'll let you get
back to the rest of your evening.

248
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:29,272
- Stop it.
- But also, also I was wondering...

249
00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:31,441
-What are you guys talking about? 
-Volleyball.

250
00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:33,860
Volleyball,
that's a weird choice.

251
00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:35,862
Usually people just, like,
complain about their co-workers.

252
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:38,948
Or talk about, like, 
who's hooked up and who's single.

253
00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:41,731
And who's not single and...
You guys are both single, right?

254
00:11:41,755 --> 00:11:42,785
Yeah, yeah. We are.

255
00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:46,289
Yeah? Okay.
Worth knowing. Good to know.

256
00:11:46,289 --> 00:11:48,749
Well I have a
story about Callaghan.

257
00:11:48,749 --> 00:11:52,546
And a certain English teacher
who no longer works at Xavier.

258
00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:54,548
-Nooo.
-Ta-da.

259
00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:55,214
I'm all ears.

260
00:11:55,238 --> 00:11:57,258
See, I'm very good at
starting conversations.

261
00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:59,052
-Maybe I could show you sometime.
-No, Bill.

262
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,429
That's okay, thank you.
I want to hear this story.

263
00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:03,764
All right, well,
enjoy the free drinks.

264
00:12:03,764 --> 00:12:05,350
- Thanks.
- You are all ears.

265
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:07,644
I didn't want to say anything,
but you kind of are.

266
00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:11,147
-Anyway, Callaghan...
-Hey Bobbi, it's Gerry.

267
00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:14,401
Listen, I just want you to know
I gave Malik my five dollars

268
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:16,110
for this week's lottery pool. 
Okay?

269
00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:17,571
I forgot to see you,

270
00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:19,447
I don't want to miss
that in case we win.

271
00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:22,534
So I'm officially leaving you
a message and here's Simon.

272
00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:25,203
He's my witness, just to confirm. 
Tell Bobbi I left the money with Malik.

273
00:12:25,203 --> 00:12:27,455
Hi Bobbi! You'll never believe
where Gerry took me.

274
00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:29,957
What are you doing?
Anyway, thank you Bobbi.

275
00:12:29,957 --> 00:12:31,292
I just want to confirm.

276
00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:33,545
I, Gerry Duncan, am officially

277
00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:35,129
in this week's
staff lottery pool.

278
00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:37,215
I will sign the sheet
when I get back okay.

279
00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:39,842
I just, I don't want to miss it.
All right?

280
00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:42,303
Oh, God, that's a relief 'cause I
never want to miss that. Right?

281
00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:43,680
What happens if we win?

282
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,098
No, if we won
and you weren't in it,

283
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,765
we couldn't be friends anymore.

284
00:12:46,765 --> 00:12:48,393
-And why is that?
-Money changes people.

285
00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:50,895
-I'd be better than you.
-Is Manaconda working tonight?

286
00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:54,733
Yeah, he is. 
Not on stage tonight, he's working VIP.

287
00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:57,736
Twenty bucks a song,
worth every penny.

288
00:12:57,736 --> 00:13:00,614
Okay, do they play the whole song? 
Or do they cut it off halfway?

289
00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:02,781
I hate when they cut it off and
you're right in the middle of it.

290
00:13:02,781 --> 00:13:05,577
-Did you guys want a drink?
-Okay, yeah, let's get a drink.

291
00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:08,913
-Umm, do you have any coolers?
-What kind?

292
00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:15,420
What?! Are you serious?
That's strawberry, banana, kiwi!

293
00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:18,965
Light! I've never seen light.

294
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:20,717
I like this place.

295
00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:24,887
Here's one. 
Who would you rather, Malik or Simon?

296
00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:28,182
-Who would I rather what?
-Oh, my God, seriously?

297
00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:30,393
-Oh, you mean like...?
-Yeah, uh-huh.

298
00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:34,188
-Neither, they're both friends.
-Come on, everybody's your friend.

299
00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:35,774
You must have some
heat with somebody.

300
00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:39,277
No, not at work.
That would just be so...

301
00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:42,071
-Oh that'd be wrong.
-All right, what about Gerry?

302
00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:45,742
No! God, just a friend.
He's just my friend.

303
00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:50,079
Come on sweetie, there must be
somebody that you'd like to take a run at.

304
00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:52,582
- Mmm.
- You guys want anything else?

305
00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:56,127
Um, yes. 
We would like another round.

306
00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:58,004
And you think about your answer
while I'm gone.

307
00:13:58,004 --> 00:14:00,881
- I will think.
- Okay.

308
00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:03,134
Sounds like you guys are
having a great time.

309
00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:06,763
Oh, I am so relieved,
she just hated me this morning.

310
00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:09,724
Well, I would like to think
that my charming service

311
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,017
and delicious drinks helped.

312
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:14,688
Oh, yeah, you're a big hit...
With Trudy.

313
00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,939
Just Trudy? Anybody else at
this table who thinks I'm great?

314
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:18,733
-You know what? I think there is.
-Is there?

315
00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:20,652
-Mmm-hmm.
-All right.

316
00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:22,445
He's picking up the drinks
right now.

317
00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:25,281
- Well played.
- I thought so, too.

318
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:28,201
-All right.
-I'm on fire.

319
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,627
Hey. Where'd you get that?

320
00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:39,462
Oh, some guy just
threw it in my pocket.

321
00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:40,755
He said that's
what they do here.

322
00:14:40,755 --> 00:14:43,758
-Cool. Blend in.
-Blending in. Nice!

323
00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:46,177
Oh! Don't tap your foot
in the bathroom.

324
00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:48,596
-Sends the wrong message.
-Noted.

325
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:52,517
Listen, Dwyer's in there,
I'm going to go in, get a dance.

326
00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:55,102
Take the mask off,
videotape it and we got it.

327
00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:59,106
Cool. And even if it's not Dwyer, 
still had a fun night.

328
00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:03,152
-Wait here.
-Okay.

329
00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:10,993
Have a seat, handsome.

330
00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:13,287
And get ready to experience...

331
00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:17,792
The secrets of ancient Egypt.

332
00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:20,211
The secrets of the pyramids.

333
00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:23,381
Okay, yeah, yeah, I'm ready.
Blah, blah.

334
00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:26,967
Are you ready for the King Tut strut?

335
00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:28,753
Yeah, I'm ready Paul.

336
00:15:28,777 --> 00:15:30,471
Like, are you really continuing this? 
Seriously?

337
00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:33,140
-I'm Manaconda.
-Yeah and you know who I am, so.

338
00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:36,352
-Todd?
-No, what are you doing?

339
00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:39,397
-Give it up, I'm onto you.
-Ready for the dance?

340
00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:40,759
Yeah, I'm ready for the dance.

341
00:15:40,783 --> 00:15:41,816
You're really committing to this, 
aren't you?

342
00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:43,902
Are you ready to take it
to another level?

343
00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:46,529
Yeah, let's take it up, Paul,
let's do it down.

344
00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:48,782
When are you going to stop?
Okay, you're really? Okay.

345
00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:51,785
You know what? That's enough,
that's enough. Okay Paul.

346
00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:54,036
-I get it. All right, I get it.
-Excuse me?

347
00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:56,915
You're...

348
00:15:56,915 --> 00:16:01,252
-Lawrence!
-Simon!

349
00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:04,505
-Lawrence!
-Simon!

350
00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:06,800
Where is he? 
He's usually pretty quick.

351
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,885
I know, I just saw him out
there when I came in.

352
00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:11,011
-The guy with the striped shirt?
-Yeah. He was out front there.

353
00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:13,681
It's about time man!
Get this guy out of here.

354
00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:15,725
You don't need to wear a mask.
Look at you, you're beautiful.

355
00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:18,311
-I know I'm beautiful.
-Thank you.

356
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:25,652
- I knew it wasn't Dwyer.
- Shut up, Simon.

357
00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:30,030
Bye, Manaconda.

358
00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:36,996
Did we win any
money this week?

359
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:40,082
No, we didn't win anything this week. 
But, not all is lost.

360
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:42,251
I got this really funny
message from Gerry.

361
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,545
Begging me to make sure I
got the money for the list.

362
00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:47,507
It was ridiculous, it went on for, 
like, five minutes.

363
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:50,885
-On and on, begging and...
-Does he know that we lost?

364
00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:53,053
- No, not yet.
- All right, let's not tell him.

365
00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:56,015
Let's pretend we won the whole thing, 
the jackpot.

366
00:16:56,015 --> 00:17:00,186
Oh, no, that's really mean,
I absolutely love it. Okay.

367
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:03,564
Ah, okay. Oh! Five...

368
00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:07,318
Thirteen... 45...
Oh, my God!

369
00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:10,780
- Oh!
-We won you guys! We won the lottery.

370
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:13,366
I can't believe it!
I can't believe we won!

371
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:16,703
- We won!
- Thirty-five million dollars!

372
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,872
-You got my message, right?
-No, I didn't get any message.

373
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:22,208
I left a message, you got it!
You shut up, you got my message!

374
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,752
- No, oh no!
- -Doesn't matter, I was with Simon.

375
00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:27,296
- We won!!
- No way!

376
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:29,423
You've got to get your money in, 
you'd be a millionaire!

377
00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:31,290
Yeah, you have to
put your name on the list!

378
00:17:31,314 --> 00:17:32,176
We won? We won?

379
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,261
-We won?
-Oh no, wait, hold on a second.

380
00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:36,347
- Finally. Yes!
- Wayne, just hold on.

381
00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:39,308
- Finally, I quit you savages.
- No... just...

382
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,561
Sayonara suckers!

383
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:45,189
No more gross Bobbi's voice
piercing my ears.

384
00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:48,442
No more Callaghan showing
up in my dreams at night.

385
00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:51,070
And you! The devil.

386
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:55,992
No more weasel eyes piercing
through my skull.

387
00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:58,118
- Wayne, Wayne! Wayne!
- Your fat this and that.

388
00:17:58,118 --> 00:18:00,719
We were just playing
a little joke on Gerry,

389
00:18:00,743 --> 00:18:02,790
we didn't win the lottery.

390
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:04,834
We didn't...

391
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:08,922
What kind of joke is that? 
And you were in on this?

392
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:10,506
What are you doing?

393
00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:15,469
- What an idiot.
- Oh, boy.

394
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:18,222
-You think that's funny?
-Well, it was.

395
00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:20,808
-Well, that was funny.
-Gerry.

396
00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:23,770
I forgot to give Boobi your money. 
I owe you five dollars.

397
00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:32,319
So I'm up five dollars, you're all
down five dollars, so I'm the winner.

398
00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:33,863
Good meeting you Wayne.

399
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,576
I hear there's an opening
in the library.

400
00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:42,789
I'd like to apply.

401
00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:48,294
Hey, Trudy, got you
a chai mocha latte,

402
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:51,089
nonfat, no whip with sprinkles.

403
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:54,216
Oh, thank you. 
What a nice way to start a Monday.

404
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:56,510
And this one is for you
to bring to Callaghan.

405
00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:02,141
It was a joke, this is for me.

406
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:05,227
Isn't that a hoot?

407
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:07,563
- Yeah.
- Listen.

408
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:10,149
I couldn't help but notice
that Bill was checking you out.

409
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:13,569
Oh, well he checks out
everything with legs.

410
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:17,865
-He's kind of a hound.
-Yeah, he's a smokin' hot hound.

411
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:19,617
I'm just saying, 
I thought it was interesting.

412
00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:23,162
Well, he's just not
really my type.

413
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,873
Well, you know, sometimes the
one's that aren't your type

414
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:28,876
-turn out to be the most fun.
-Yeah, I guess so.

415
00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:31,879
Hey, we should all
go out again soon...

416
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,881
To Barrels, drinking.
I had a lot of fun.

417
00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:36,759
Yeah, let's do that again.
I'll tell you what, I'll call you.

418
00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:39,345
-Really?
-Keep your phone close by, turned on.

419
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:41,514
I will, okay.
Enjoy your coffee.

420
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:44,350
I will. Wow.

421
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:49,063
-Gotta go to class.
-See you later.

422
00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:51,774
Gerry, what did you end up
doing this weekend?

423
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:57,947
Uh, uh, I just got caught up on stuff. 
That's all.

424
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:01,951
- Ahh!
- Oh.

425
00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:04,871
Gotta loosen
it up a bit.

426
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,998
-Hurt your back?
-Oh, yeah.

427
00:20:06,998 --> 00:20:09,625
-Okay, see you later.
-This is what I was talking about.

428
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:10,176
Yeah.

429
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:11,878
That's what my students
were talking about.

430
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:19,343
Let me take it easy.

431
00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:21,721
You know, he did look like
Manaconda from this angle.

432
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,015
From this angle, he looked
a lot like Manaconda.

433
00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:33,691
Mr. Duncan, I have never had any
problems with Stephan at home.

434
00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:36,777
He's really advanced, 
he started walking at eight months.

435
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:38,946
Well now he's 12 and everybody
in the school can walk.

436
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:42,200
So, now I just have to get him
to pay attention when he's in...

437
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:45,327
-Class. What are you doing?
-I saw you at Woody's on Friday.

438
00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:47,413
Okay, I'm talking to a parent
right now, Norman.

439
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,999
I gotta go. 
We can just finish this later on.

440
00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:52,292
Pretty crazy place. Huh, Gerry?

441
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:53,920
Look, I thought I had a friend there, 
that I knew.

442
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,504
So that's why...
It was a mistake.

443
00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:57,173
Oh, you thought
you knew somebody.

444
00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:58,716
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Yes.

445
00:20:58,716 --> 00:21:01,385
That's how it starts Gerry.
That's how it starts.

446
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:04,263
Bouncer, bartender, door guys.

447
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:08,184
Cowboys with six shooters.
Pow, pow.

448
00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:10,561
Wednesday's hump day.
See you there, Gerry.

449
00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:13,147
No, you won't.

450
00:21:13,147 --> 00:21:16,817
Oh, sorry, George.
Hey, guys.

451
00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:18,819
I will.

452
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:21,781
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